He Seems Nice, Cont.

Michael Savage:

I had no idea he ran a psycho psychic hotline. Miss Cleo better look over her shoulder!

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The Patriotism of Donald Trump UPDATED

Sweet Jeebus with an AOL account, really? Really? Hair Furer is encouraging hacking by foreign governments?

UPDATE 1:

For the love of Blog!

UPDATE 2: Mike Pence Runs For Cover

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Doughy Swings… and Misses

World's Best Son and Legacy Hire

World’s Best Son and Legacy Hire

World’s Best Son® and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg writing in the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the Information Super Highway) about Bill Clinton’s big DNC speech about Hillary last night:

The simple fact is that everyone expects husbands to speak well of their wives — even Bill Clinton. That was a box he could have checked in 10 minutes of his speech. Instead, he took the 9,072 minutes of his speech (by my rough estimate) reading Hillary Clinton’s C.V. The biggest problem is that the more he talked the weirder it was that he didn’t address the elephant(s) in the room. This is not a great marriage by any normal person’s definition, unless you measure them almost solely on the metric of political success.

…is instantly rebutted by our old pal E-Squared:

…which led to one wag on Twitter to note:

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Trump Outreach Effort: Oh, Dear.

Trump KidsOne of Hair Furer Donald Trump’s sons (Lenny or Squiggy?) gives a compliment to CJ Pearson:

OK, even giving Squiggy the benefit of the doubt (his mother is not a native speaker, and his father is only second to Mooselini for word salad output), does no one on the campaign have a clue?

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When Sisterhood Was in Flower

Scottie Nell Hughes, Hair Furer Donald Trump’s Emissary to the Skirts, thinks Hillary Clinton is a sexist, you know, for being the first woman to be nominated for US President by a major party and not mentioning men:

“Hillary Clinton, when she was in that room of girls, said if you’re a daughter or if you’re a girl you could be president too,this would have been an excellent opportunity to say, ‘You know what, whether you are a boy or a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.’”

History: how does it work?

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

History's Greatest Reporter

History’s Greatest Reporter

Bill O’Reilly, History’s Greatest Reporter, thinks that Michelle Obama needed footnotes for her terrific speech on Monday night. You might recall the passage where she inspires us about about how far we’ve come since when slaves built the White House to the current day when we have the first black First Family.

So he corrects her:

“Slaves that worked there were well fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government, which stopped hiring slave labor in 1802.

“I just can’t get rid of that history teacher thing. You know what I’m talking about?”

 And that today, kiddies, is your object-lesson in both white-washing and white-splaining (the white privilege of US white history), told to us by History’s Greatest Reporter, Bill-O.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Assorted Juice

“Tastes like ass.” Oh, wait.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Helmet's On: Pat Buchanan speaks!

Helmet’s On: Pat Buchanan speaks!

And now, translated from the original German, Pat Buchanan nominates Vlad-the-Emailer Putin for a Pulitzer:

“…For publishing stolen Defense Department secrets, the Pentagon Papers, the Times got a Pulitzer Prize.

“If the Russians were helpful in bringing to the attention of the American people the anti-democratic business being done at the DNC, perhaps the Russians deserve similar recognition.

“By the Times’ standard of 1971, maybe Putin deserves a Pulitzer.”

But you know, ol’ Pat isn’t still bitter all these years after the Nixon Whitehouse:

“What did Clinton know of Wasserman Schultz’s complicity in DNC cheating in the presidential campaign, and when did she know it?”

They say elephants never forget. To which I will add, and they hold grudges indefinitely.

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And History Is Made

popHistoric nomination: Hillary Clinton becomes the first woman to lead a major-party ticket

And now we can say to kids—all kids—that they can grow up and be president someday.

It is a big deal.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Tucker?

Rhymes with f***er

Rhymes with f***er

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson keeps trying to eff that chicken:

“Well just the whole thing [DNC Convention] was bizarre, starting from the like gender neutral bathrooms, which are disgusting. I mean I guess we’re liberated by this? Everyone should come visit one and see the reality of it.”

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