Midday Palate Cleanser

They really are just big kitties…

…or maybe kitties are just small tigers?

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Humpty Dumpty To Build A Wall

Trump enthusiast tests walls.

Trump enthusiast tests walls.

TMZ tells us…

Donald Trump is officially ready to go to wall — he put out word for construction companies to prepare their bids to build the multi-billion dollar project … as promised.

The Dept. of Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection just posted notification that it will be accepting electronic bids starting on March 6, and will be a two-stage process. First step is submitting a design for the wall.

Link to the document on TMZ.

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‘John Barron’ and ‘John Miller’ Do Not Like Anonymous Sources

Trump addresses CPAC.

Trump addresses CPAC.

“[The Media] shouldn’t be allowed to use sources unless they use somebody’s name. Let their name be put out there. Let their name be put out.”

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The Morning Quote

hola-trumpCBS tells us…

“We’re getting really bad dudes out of this country. And at a rate that nobody’s ever seen before. And they’re the bad ones. And it’s a military operation,” said Mr. Trump in a meeting with manufacturing CEOs at the White House.

…which of course would be a very fascist thing to do. Anyway, Hair Führer’s stupid words have led to some interesting moments with the Secretary of State, who happened to be in Mexico when the mango-hued shitgibbon said them.

“There will be no use of military forces in immigration,” Kelly declared in a statement at the Mexican Foreign Ministry. “There will be no — repeat — no, mass deportations.”

As mass deportations continue and families and lives are destroyed, remember he is not doing it for national security, he’s doing it because he is desperate to appear “strong” to his man crush Vlad, and undocumented immigrants are easily bullied.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Hair Führer

The beatings will continue until you get to work.

The beatings will continue until you get to work.

Putin’s puppet twatted out some more wisdom:

“The FBI is totally unable to stop the national security ‘leakers’ that have permeated our government for a long time. They can’t even find the leakers within the FBI itself.”

He adds, “classified information is being given to media that could have a devastating effect on U.S. FIND NOW.”

What’s significant of course is not the leaks but WHAT is being leaked: information that he might be/is a compromised, Russian asset.

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Activism: What Are You Going To D0?

From C&L…

Customs Agents Demand Passengers’ Papers On Domestic Flight At JFK

‘Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.’
George Santayana

What are you going to do?


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Bad Signs, Cont.

Girl Scouts

Dead-eyed Stephen Miller wants to know if the Girl Scout is fresh.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

They say in time you end up with the face you deserve.

They say in time you end up with the face you deserve.

“It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male and it certainly is very pro-abortion,” she explained. “And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.”

“Turns out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power,” Conway added. “This whole sisterhood, this whole let’s go march for women’s rights. And you know, just constantly talking about what women look like or what they wear or making fun of their choices or presuming that they’re not as powerful as the men around, this presumptive negativity about women and power, I think, is very unfortunate.”

We are pleased and honored to bestow upon Bullshit Barbie one Golden Schlafly for her work in undermining feminism. Somewhere in the great beyond, Schlafly is ironing Satan’s boxer shorts and smiling.

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The Afternoon Quote

The right to life ends at birth.

The right to life ends at birth.

One News Now:

“[Refugees] are seeking asylum; they are seeking safety,” he says. “And so, I would think a preborn child is very akin to a refugee. They are simply trying to escape the persecution of an abortion-driven culture.”

Consequently, Fisher concludes, Americans who “clamor” for the rights of foreign refugees can’t be taken seriously. It’s “nonsensical [and] hypocritical,” he says, to argue for the rescue and protection of one group of human beings who are vulnerable while “passionately arguing for the death of another vulnerable group.”

And once again Y’all Qaeda prove to us that the right to life ends at birth.

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‘I’m not that kind of boy, Mr. Bannon.’

“Dinner and a movie, first.”

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