Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Asshole Shrugged*

And so it is time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation, or put more classily: I come not to praise Paul Ryan but to bury him. Since nearly the inception of Mock Paper Scissors, Paul … Continue reading

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Cheese Sandwich and a Roadmap, Paul Ryan?

Speaker Paul Ryan is a truly good man, and while he will not be seeking re-election, he will leave a legacy of achievement that nobody can question. We are with you Paul! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, somehow Tony Perkins, the leader of noted SPLC hate group the Family Research Council, was asked to lead the House in prayer. And note that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan never notes who Perkins is, never … Continue reading

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Executive Privilege: White Lies

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac This is pretty great way for Hope Hicks to start to testify before Congress: Hope Hicks Acknowledges She Sometimes Tells White Lies for Trump “Hope Hicks, the White House communications director, told House investigators on Tuesday that her … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Paul Ryan learns that it is expensive to look this cheap: The scorn is all over the internet, and probably making it to the newsies. What is particularly catching everyone’s eye is that this tweet came … Continue reading

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And Now A Christmas Homily From Noted Granny-Starver Paul Ryan.

At the end of each year, no matter how short—or long—it may feel, there is always Christmas. Waiting for us is that sense of wonder the shepherds felt when the angels appeared in the night sky to herald the birth … Continue reading

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The Future Looks Bright!

The gloating of amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan ends tomorrow, when government funding runs out. So maybe we don’t have to suffer seeing the Eddie Munster-like visage of Paul Ryan’s rictus grin beyond today? Or the wattles … Continue reading

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Early Retirement For Noted Moocher?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) had a long (really long) piece up yesterday on Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan’s rumored plans to leave Congress at the end of this term (YAY!), which he now is denying (BOO!), oddly via the … Continue reading

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2-Drink Minimum Comedy Stylings of Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan did his stand-up act at something called the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation white-tie dinner, which always includes a comedy routine for New York elite: “Enough with the applause … You sound like the Cabinet when Donald Trump … Continue reading

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Then and Now, Now and Then

First the Then (last Friday): “I actually don’t think he should do that,” Ryan said when asked about Trump’s proposal to end [DACA]. “I believe that this is something that Congress has to fix.” And now the Now: “However well-intentioned, … Continue reading

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