Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Paul Ryan Gives America The Bird

Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver and former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan says he’s now a Never-Again Trumper: “I’m proud of the accomplishments [during the Trump administration] — of the tax reform, the deregulation and criminal justice reform — I’m really excited … Continue reading

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Orange Hate Goblin Hopping Mad At Ayn Rand’s Greatest Fan

Noted zombie-eyed granny starver, former Speaker of the House / current member of Fox News Board of Directors Paul Ryan is not Hair Füror’s favorite Republican any more: On Saturday, Trump took to his Truth Social platform to call Ryan … Continue reading

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Pompeo’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Starting

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is thinking about returning to the Great Stet of Kansas, but he’s really thinking about 2024:  Pompeo to Head Home to Kansas With Plenty of Alternatives “In an interview at his State Department … Continue reading

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Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie alerts us: “Paul Ryan moving his family to Washington from Wisconsin”: “Paul Ryan is moving his family to the city he was always giddy to leave. “The former speaker of … Continue reading

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The Legend of ZEGS: The Paul Ryan Documentary!

“I’m not one of these big ego, legacy guys” …says future-former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan in a tax-payer funded, six-part Twitter docu series on his legacy. Twenty years before it became law, tax reform was just an idea. … Continue reading

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Almost Lifelike

The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, snark, Willard, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 9 Comments

Local Wonk Not Good At Job

We are not amused that Paul Ryan, the Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Speaker of the House doesn’t know how the gubmint works, specifically how a bill becomes a law. You see, for whatever reason ZEGS says that there is nothing Congress can … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan: Chump or Insane?

Hey guys, remember last week when ZEGS (Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan) failed to pass a Republican-only immigration bill, and Prznint Stupid twatted out an encouraging, “Don’t Bother,” thus undercutting his own party? Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning … Continue reading

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Local Wonky Genius Isn’t Wonky Or Genius, Probably Not Local Either

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan—the dreamy blue-eyed favorite of our failed media—has failed again! You see, ZEGS has been trying to head off at the pass a revolt in the House over immigration that might result in something less … Continue reading

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Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading

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