Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie alerts us: “Paul Ryan moving his family to Washington from Wisconsin”: “Paul Ryan is moving his family to the city he was always giddy to leave. “The former speaker of … Continue reading

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The Legend of ZEGS: The Paul Ryan Documentary!

“I’m not one of these big ego, legacy guys” …says future-former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan in a tax-payer funded, six-part Twitter docu series on his legacy. Twenty years before it became law, tax reform was just an idea. … Continue reading

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Almost Lifelike

The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — … Continue reading

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Local Wonk Not Good At Job

We are not amused that Paul Ryan, the Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Speaker of the House doesn’t know how the gubmint works, specifically how a bill becomes a law. You see, for whatever reason ZEGS says that there is nothing Congress can … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan: Chump or Insane?

Hey guys, remember last week when ZEGS (Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan) failed to pass a Republican-only immigration bill, and Prznint Stupid twatted out an encouraging, “Don’t Bother,” thus undercutting his own party? Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning … Continue reading

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Local Wonky Genius Isn’t Wonky Or Genius, Probably Not Local Either

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan—the dreamy blue-eyed favorite of our failed media—has failed again! You see, ZEGS has been trying to head off at the pass a revolt in the House over immigration that might result in something less … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, immigration, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 10 Comments

Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading

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Because We Love a Good Retraction

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan You’re Fired’ed The Chaplain!

Eddie Munster’s evil twin, PX90 enthusiast Paul Ryan of granny-starving fame, has once again poked his nose out of Galt’s Gulch and done his mistress’ bidding: he fired Reverend Patrick Conroy, who was the House chaplain since 2011. It’s no secret … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet the only Republican running (so far), who … Continue reading

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