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Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving
Pompeo’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Starting
Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is thinking about returning to the Great Stet of Kansas, but he’s really thinking about 2024: Pompeo to Head Home to Kansas With Plenty of Alternatives “In an interview at his State Department … Continue reading
Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC
Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie alerts us: “Paul Ryan moving his family to Washington from Wisconsin”: “Paul Ryan is moving his family to the city he was always giddy to leave. “The former speaker of … Continue reading
Posted in Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving
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The Legend of ZEGS: The Paul Ryan Documentary!
“I’m not one of these big ego, legacy guys” …says future-former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan in a tax-payer funded, six-part Twitter docu series on his legacy. Twenty years before it became law, tax reform was just an idea. … Continue reading
Posted in snark, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving
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Almost Lifelike
The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — … Continue reading
Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, snark, Willard, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving
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Local Wonk Not Good At Job
We are not amused that Paul Ryan, the Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Speaker of the House doesn’t know how the gubmint works, specifically how a bill becomes a law. You see, for whatever reason ZEGS says that there is nothing Congress can … Continue reading
Posted in snark, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving
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Paul Ryan: Chump or Insane?
Hey guys, remember last week when ZEGS (Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan) failed to pass a Republican-only immigration bill, and Prznint Stupid twatted out an encouraging, “Don’t Bother,” thus undercutting his own party? Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning … Continue reading
Posted in 4th Reich, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving
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Local Wonky Genius Isn’t Wonky Or Genius, Probably Not Local Either
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan—the dreamy blue-eyed favorite of our failed media—has failed again! You see, ZEGS has been trying to head off at the pass a revolt in the House over immigration that might result in something less … Continue reading
Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again
Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading
Because We Love a Good Retraction
Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading
Paul Ryan You’re Fired’ed The Chaplain!
Eddie Munster’s evil twin, PX90 enthusiast Paul Ryan of granny-starving fame, has once again poked his nose out of Galt’s Gulch and done his mistress’ bidding: he fired Reverend Patrick Conroy, who was the House chaplain since 2011. It’s no secret … Continue reading
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