Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Today In Swamp-Draining News

Paul Ryan is really excited, guys! He gets to fire up the ol’ Powerpoint on Windows 95 and prepare another one of his patented, unmathematical polemics to seduce the press into thinking he’s a dreamy blue-eyed wonk. Hold onto your … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

Serial failure and would-be Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan: “I feel much more confident that we’re going to stick the landing on tax reform because we have now said, ‘We have consensus, here’s the framework — let’s go get it done.” … Continue reading

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Today In Kabuki Theater

Remember, there are only 9 days left before Congress’ August Recess and there are only 53 work days left for the 2017 Legislative year (according to their own calendar), so of course the Republicans do not want to go home … Continue reading

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More Breath-Taking Lies From Noted Liar

“What they are basically saying at the Congressional Budget Office is if you are not going to force people to buy Obamacare — if you are not going to force people to buy something they don’t want — then they … Continue reading

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Land of the Freak, Home of the Depraved

Hey guys, remember how Paul Ryan is always telling everyone that we don’t need to have the social safety net because charities—especially religious charities—will take care of the poors? Guess what? They cannot do it: When president Donald Trump unveiled … Continue reading

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Policy Wonk Doesn’t Understand How Bill Becomes Law

Due to the arcane rules in the Senate, well, it seems that ZEGS might need to hold a re-vote on the Trickle-Down Healthcare Act: House May Need to Vote Again on GOP Obamacare Repeal Bill …According to several aides and other … Continue reading

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The Comedy Stylings of House GOP Leadership

Mike ‘Payola’ Allen writing at Axios’ morning email thingie: A crazy story that posted right after the Mueller announcement (adding to the feeling that, per a tweet quoted by CNN’s Brian Stelter, this is “The Longest Week in the History … Continue reading

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Lying Liar Lies, Film at 11

This takes some brass: .@SpeakerRyan says criticizing process of passing health care bill “kind of a bogus attack from the left.” https://t.co/W7ipx7kF0u #ThisWeek pic.twitter.com/79a2krf4He — This Week (@ThisWeekABC) May 7, 2017 Oh yeah, ZEGS, about that score… Twenty-four million people … Continue reading

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Updated x4: HOORAY!: Victory is Ours!: Activism: ACA: Once More Unto The Breach

We’re winning. The tide of the battle has turned in our favor. The toddler-in-chief is threatening to take his ball and go home. The R’s are divided. ZEGS failed yesterday. He failed. From the Guardian… Make-or-break day for Donald Trump’s … Continue reading

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The Saturday Morning Quote

So much for his claims that Ayn Rand never influenced him: “Medicaid. Sending it back to the states. Capping its growth rate. We’ve been dreaming of this since I’ve been around. Since you and I were drinking out of a … Continue reading

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