Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Today in Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starving News – UPDATED

So the Republicans didn’t get the Clinton indictment that they wanted, so now they are going to go after the guy who failed to indict her: Paul Ryan: House GOP will ask Comey to testify over FBI’s Clinton email probe … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“I feel like I have certain responsibilities, as not just Congressman Paul Ryan from the First District of Wisconsin, but as Speaker of the House. And imagine the Speaker of the House not supporting the duly elected nominee of our … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote, Ryan-Style!

The Zombie-eyed Granny-starver has a plan to keep Preznint Trump in his place: On the topic of Trump’s proposed Muslim ban and his statements that he could enact such a policy without Congress, Ryan noted that Republicans were releasing part … Continue reading

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Your Democracy In/Action

There will be no gun control bills:

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Today In Godwin’s Law

Somewhere, out in the desert waste-land of Utah, the Willard Mechanism is holding a seekrit retreat for the dead-enders who still think he’s relevant. Willard’s oddly-named Experts and Enthusiasts (Willard Enthusiasts? Sweet Jeebus, not even Queen Ann is enthusiastic) featured a … Continue reading

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Granny-Starving Today: Razor Blade In The Apple

To much acclaim from mouth breathers, orcs, and the morans in his caucus, zombie-eyed granny-starving Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is rolling out his legislative agenda for the next congress, having admitted that there is no way that it would … Continue reading

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And Now Paul Ryan Starring in Hamlet, Prince of Janesville

After weeks of stumbling about the stage carrying a skull, trying to emote, Paul Ryan, finally get’s down to the To be to be-do soliloquy bidness: Paul Ryan: Donald Trump can help make reality of bold House policy agenda So … Continue reading

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Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starving in the News

There’s an unusual puff piece in People featuring the parenting style of Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, I guess as an homage to the upcoming Father’s Day Hallmark Holiday, sure we will go with that. It waxes eloquent on … Continue reading

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Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starving News!

Today in Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starving news… Ryan Announces Plan for Rolling Out House Policy Agenda Betcha cannot guess what his agenda is! Speaker Paul D. Ryan announced Wednesday that House Republicans will roll out the six policy papers that make up … Continue reading

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The Very Principled Paul Ryan

I guess it was either reviving the Vince Foster conspiracy theory or perhaps suggesting that Bill Clinton was a rapist, but the zombie-eyed granny-starver is getting on-board the crazy train to Trump Town: House Speaker Paul Ryan has begun telling … Continue reading

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