Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading

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Because We Love a Good Retraction

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan You’re Fired’ed The Chaplain!

Eddie Munster’s evil twin, PX90 enthusiast Paul Ryan of granny-starving fame, has once again poked his nose out of Galt’s Gulch and done his mistress’ bidding: he fired Reverend Patrick Conroy, who was the House chaplain since 2011. It’s no secret … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet the only Republican running (so far), who … Continue reading

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Asshole Shrugged*

And so it is time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation, or put more classily: I come not to praise Paul Ryan but to bury him. Since nearly the inception of Mock Paper Scissors, Paul … Continue reading

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Cheese Sandwich and a Roadmap, Paul Ryan?

Speaker Paul Ryan is a truly good man, and while he will not be seeking re-election, he will leave a legacy of achievement that nobody can question. We are with you Paul! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, somehow Tony Perkins, the leader of noted SPLC hate group the Family Research Council, was asked to lead the House in prayer. And note that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan never notes who Perkins is, never … Continue reading

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Executive Privilege: White Lies

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac This is pretty great way for Hope Hicks to start to testify before Congress: Hope Hicks Acknowledges She Sometimes Tells White Lies for Trump “Hope Hicks, the White House communications director, told House investigators on Tuesday that her … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Paul Ryan learns that it is expensive to look this cheap: The scorn is all over the internet, and probably making it to the newsies. What is particularly catching everyone’s eye is that this tweet came … Continue reading

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And Now A Christmas Homily From Noted Granny-Starver Paul Ryan.

At the end of each year, no matter how short—or long—it may feel, there is always Christmas. Waiting for us is that sense of wonder the shepherds felt when the angels appeared in the night sky to herald the birth … Continue reading

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