Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

“Cover Me, I’m Going In”

In almost all action movies, sooner or later someone says “Cover me, I’m going in,” or words to that effect. The essence of the command is to provide a distraction so that the real mission can be carried out. Methinks … Continue reading

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In The Tweet of the Moment

Trump grabs another pussy pic.twitter.com/xtl8XyTH9e — Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) January 29, 2017 Well, there goes another mug of single-origin coffee sprayed all over my keyboard.

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In The Tweet of the Night: Paul Ryan Edition

It all began so well… On this #HolocaustMemorialDay, we remember the millions of innocent lives lost, and pledge #NeverAgain. — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) January 27, 2017 …but what an end… Paul Ryan supports Trump's executive order to suspend refugee admissions … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Ryan Style

“We want to make sure there is an orderly transition so that the rug is not pulled out from under the families who are currently struggling under Obamacare while we bring relief.” Huh? Sounds like Newt’s talking points merged and … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan’s Secret Plan To Save Social Security

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ACTIVISM: Paul Ryan Speaks On Ethics — UPDATED

“After eight years of operation, many members believe the Office of Congressional Ethics is in need of reform to protect due process and ensure it is operating according to its stated mission. I want to make clear that this House … Continue reading

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Own It, Paul Ryan. Own It.

Raw Story: “…There are these [threatening, racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic…] incidents taking place all over the country,” Tapper pressed.” “That’s terrible,” Ryan agreed. “By the way, that’s not Republicans. We are the party of Lincoln. People who espouse those views, … Continue reading

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And Then The Band Started Playing ‘Nearer My God To Thee’

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence will appear in Wisconsin Saturday with Speaker Paul Ryan and Sen. Ron Johnson, according to a source familiar with the event. Well, the very wooden … Continue reading

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Requiem for a Granny-Starver

If you need proof that the Republicans have indeed gone over the falls in a barrel, here it is: A majority of Republican voters in a NBC/Survey Monkey poll released Tuesday says they would trust presidential nominee Donald Trump to … Continue reading

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Shorter Politico:

Zobie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan stars in Hamlet: Paul Ryan may not be done yet. As thoroughly as the House speaker shocked the national political establishment Monday by saying he’s done with Donald Trump and it’s time to focus on his … Continue reading

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