Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

And Now A Christmas Homily From Noted Granny-Starver Paul Ryan.

At the end of each year, no matter how short—or long—it may feel, there is always Christmas. Waiting for us is that sense of wonder the shepherds felt when the angels appeared in the night sky to herald the birth … Continue reading

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The Future Looks Bright!

The gloating of amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan ends tomorrow, when government funding runs out. So maybe we don’t have to suffer seeing the Eddie Munster-like visage of Paul Ryan’s rictus grin beyond today? Or the wattles … Continue reading

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Early Retirement For Noted Moocher?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) had a long (really long) piece up yesterday on Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan’s rumored plans to leave Congress at the end of this term (YAY!), which he now is denying (BOO!), oddly via the … Continue reading

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2-Drink Minimum Comedy Stylings of Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan did his stand-up act at something called the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation white-tie dinner, which always includes a comedy routine for New York elite: “Enough with the applause … You sound like the Cabinet when Donald Trump … Continue reading

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Then and Now, Now and Then

First the Then (last Friday): “I actually don’t think he should do that,” Ryan said when asked about Trump’s proposal to end [DACA]. “I believe that this is something that Congress has to fix.” And now the Now: “However well-intentioned, … Continue reading

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Today In Swamp-Draining News

Paul Ryan is really excited, guys! He gets to fire up the ol’ Powerpoint on Windows 95 and prepare another one of his patented, unmathematical polemics to seduce the press into thinking he’s a dreamy blue-eyed wonk. Hold onto your … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

Serial failure and would-be Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan: “I feel much more confident that we’re going to stick the landing on tax reform because we have now said, ‘We have consensus, here’s the framework — let’s go get it done.” … Continue reading

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Today In Kabuki Theater

Remember, there are only 9 days left before Congress’ August Recess and there are only 53 work days left for the 2017 Legislative year (according to their own calendar), so of course the Republicans do not want to go home … Continue reading

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More Breath-Taking Lies From Noted Liar

“What they are basically saying at the Congressional Budget Office is if you are not going to force people to buy Obamacare — if you are not going to force people to buy something they don’t want — then they … Continue reading

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Land of the Freak, Home of the Depraved

Hey guys, remember how Paul Ryan is always telling everyone that we don’t need to have the social safety net because charities—especially religious charities—will take care of the poors? Guess what? They cannot do it: When president Donald Trump unveiled … Continue reading

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