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Category Archives: Zombie Attacks
Because We Love a Good Retraction
Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading
Paul Ryan You’re Fired’ed The Chaplain!
Eddie Munster’s evil twin, PX90 enthusiast Paul Ryan of granny-starving fame, has once again poked his nose out of Galt’s Gulch and done his mistress’ bidding: he fired Reverend Patrick Conroy, who was the House chaplain since 2011. It’s no secret … Continue reading
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I’d Ask For A Rewrite
If this were an episode of anything less than Benny Hill, I’d send it back for a rewrite: HEWITT: “If one of these bigs, like if Jeff Bezos, who’s a pretty smart guy, comes in and says hey, Mr. Speaker, … Continue reading
Welcome To The Swamp
The Hill: “The Republican National Committee (RNC) is investing $250 million in an extensive field strategy aimed at retaining the GOP House majority in the upcoming midterm elections, The Associated Press reported Monday. “Our No. 1 priority is keeping the … Continue reading
Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, The Swamp, Zombie Attacks
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News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Briefs Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet the only Republican running (so far), who … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, somehow Tony Perkins, the leader of noted SPLC hate group the Family Research Council, was asked to lead the House in prayer. And note that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan never notes who Perkins is, never … Continue reading
And Now A Christmas Homily From Noted Granny-Starver Paul Ryan.
At the end of each year, no matter how short—or long—it may feel, there is always Christmas. Waiting for us is that sense of wonder the shepherds felt when the angels appeared in the night sky to herald the birth … Continue reading
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XMas Greetings from ZEGS
According to Darwin’s Origin of Species, it is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust … Continue reading
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The Future Looks Bright!
The gloating of amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan ends tomorrow, when government funding runs out. So maybe we don’t have to suffer seeing the Eddie Munster-like visage of Paul Ryan’s rictus grin beyond today? Or the wattles … Continue reading
Early Retirement For Noted Moocher?
Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) had a long (really long) piece up yesterday on Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan’s rumored plans to leave Congress at the end of this term (YAY!), which he now is denying (BOO!), oddly via the … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 