Category Archives: Zombie Attacks

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

“This is a distraction. The president clearly does not respect the Second Amendment rights for law-abiding Americans. I think it would be nice if he actually focused on defeating ISIS, on calling radical Islamic terrorism what it actually is instead … Continue reading

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The Federalist Takes A Long, Hot, Shower With…

…Zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan: Love his politics or hate him, many women—and surely some men—swoon over the dashing good looks of House Speaker Paul Ryan. What with those blue eyes, dark hair, and famous P90X abs, he inspires an entire … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan Doesn’t Understand His Job?

New Boss, Same as the Old Boss “I think he’s proven untrustworthy on this issue [immigration reform]. He tried to go around Congress with an Executive Order to rewrite laws unilaterally,” Ryan said. “Presidents don’t write laws. Congress writes laws.” … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan Popped Wood You Can See From Space

Congressman Paul Ryan and his fellow selfish SOBs will all be pleased to learn that a previously lost and unpublished Ayn Rand novel has been discovered and will soon be available: For the first time in more than 50 years, … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

That’s Rick Wiles telling us the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, you know, as a government conspiracy, and that’s why you should convert or something.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

OK, so it’s not a dog, but it is funny. I think that this is going to be a show on the electronic teevee machine?

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Undecided? Perhaps this will help!

When Zombies Invade, Who Do You Want For President? Perhaps Scissorhead Zombie Rotten McDonald will give us an expert opinion?

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Oh, Noes! Zombie Enthusiast Joss Whedon is a Willard Supporter!

I guess that’s professional courtesy.

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Well why not?…

…it’s better than most of the programming on CNN: Ex-CNN exec caught on video putting dog poo in mailbox On the bright side, the video to go along with the dog poop in the mail box story will be better … Continue reading

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Look out, Idaho!

It must be something in the water: CHEYENNE — State representatives on Friday advanced legislation to launch a study into what Wyoming should do in the event of a complete economic or political collapse in the United States. House Bill … Continue reading

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