Category Archives: Zombie Attacks

Today In Swamp-Draining News

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

Paul Ryan is really excited, guys! He gets to fire up the ol’ Powerpoint on Windows 95 and prepare another one of his patented, unmathematical polemics to seduce the press into thinking he’s a dreamy blue-eyed wonk. Hold onto your … Continue reading →

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More Breath-Taking Lies From Noted Liar

Posted on June 27, 2017 by

“What they are basically saying at the Congressional Budget Office is if you are not going to force people to buy Obamacare — if you are not going to force people to buy something they don’t want — then they … Continue reading →

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Nothin’ Goin’ On ‘Round Here

Posted on May 21, 2017 by

I’ve been thinking more about the story that Speaker Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan tried to make Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s little joke about who is on the Russian’s Payroll an off-the-record moment: “No leaks. … This is how we know we’re … Continue reading →

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Policy Wonk Doesn’t Understand How Bill Becomes Law

Posted on May 19, 2017 by

Due to the arcane rules in the Senate, well, it seems that ZEGS might need to hold a re-vote on the Trickle-Down Healthcare Act: House May Need to Vote Again on GOP Obamacare Repeal Bill …According to several aides and other … Continue reading →

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Lying Liar Lies, Film at 11

Posted on May 7, 2017 by

This takes some brass: .@SpeakerRyan says criticizing process of passing health care bill “kind of a bogus attack from the left.” https://t.co/W7ipx7kF0u #ThisWeek pic.twitter.com/79a2krf4He — This Week (@ThisWeekABC) May 7, 2017 Oh yeah, ZEGS, about that score… Twenty-four million people … Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

Posted on March 21, 2017 by

“I don’t think we learned anything new yesterday with Comey’s testimony,” Ryan said at a press briefing…”It is very clear that we’ve seen no evidence and have been presented with no evidence that Donald Trump or his staff were involved … Continue reading →

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Paul Ryan’s Secret Plan To Save Social Security

Posted on January 3, 2017 by
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ACTIVISM: Paul Ryan Speaks On Ethics — UPDATED

Posted on January 3, 2017 by

“After eight years of operation, many members believe the Office of Congressional Ethics is in need of reform to protect due process and ensure it is operating according to its stated mission. I want to make clear that this House … Continue reading →

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Paul Ryan: ‘Pay for Your Free Speech’

Posted on December 27, 2016 by

Best friend of free speech, Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has an idea: U.S. Speaker Paul Ryan and his Republican lieutenants want to hit fellow lawmakers with fines and potential ethics violations if they engage in live-streaming or other disruptions on … Continue reading →

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Own It, Paul Ryan. Own It.

Posted on November 13, 2016 by

Raw Story: “…There are these [threatening, racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic…] incidents taking place all over the country,” Tapper pressed.” “That’s terrible,” Ryan agreed. “By the way, that’s not Republicans. We are the party of Lincoln. People who espouse those views, … Continue reading →

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