Category Archives: Zombie Attacks

Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading

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The Big Screw Is Coming

I guess that last night’s primaries, which didn’t break consistently for the Dims, suddenly got The GOP’s attention. “THIS ELECTION IS STEALABLE,” Ryan didn’t yell! “Woot-woot!,” he added. Paraphrasing, of course. Breaking right now (according to Tiger Beat’s morning email … Continue reading

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Because We Love a Good Retraction

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan You’re Fired’ed The Chaplain!

Eddie Munster’s evil twin, PX90 enthusiast Paul Ryan of granny-starving fame, has once again poked his nose out of Galt’s Gulch and done his mistress’ bidding: he fired Reverend Patrick Conroy, who was the House chaplain since 2011. It’s no secret … Continue reading

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I’d Ask For A Rewrite

If this were an episode of anything less than Benny Hill, I’d send it back for a rewrite: HEWITT: “If one of these bigs, like if Jeff Bezos, who’s a pretty smart guy, comes in and says hey, Mr. Speaker, … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Swamp

The Hill: “The Republican National Committee (RNC) is investing $250 million in an extensive field strategy aimed at retaining the GOP House majority in the upcoming midterm elections, The Associated Press reported Monday. “Our No. 1 priority is keeping the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet the only Republican running (so far), who … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, somehow Tony Perkins, the leader of noted SPLC hate group the Family Research Council, was asked to lead the House in prayer. And note that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan never notes who Perkins is, never … Continue reading

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And Now A Christmas Homily From Noted Granny-Starver Paul Ryan.

At the end of each year, no matter how short—or long—it may feel, there is always Christmas. Waiting for us is that sense of wonder the shepherds felt when the angels appeared in the night sky to herald the birth … Continue reading

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XMas Greetings from ZEGS

According to Darwin’s Origin of Species, it is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust … Continue reading

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