Category Archives: Zombie Attacks

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on January 3, 2022 by tengrain

Good try, Zombies. We see what you did there.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on September 1, 2020 by tengrain

Do NOT normalize zombies! pic.twitter.com/5D0WrcKe3C — Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 1, 2020 Don’t tempt 2020, Scissorheads. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Great-Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on March 21, 2020 by tengrain
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Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC

Posted on August 20, 2019 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie alerts us: “Paul Ryan moving his family to Washington from Wisconsin”: “Paul Ryan is moving his family to the city he was always giddy to leave. “The former speaker of … Continue reading →

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The Legend of ZEGS: The Paul Ryan Documentary!

Posted on December 20, 2018 by tengrain

“I’m not one of these big ego, legacy guys” …says future-former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan in a tax-payer funded, six-part Twitter docu series on his legacy. Twenty years before it became law, tax reform was just an idea. … Continue reading →

Posted in snark, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 27, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Did you really think this thru, Ken? https://t.co/KFfJ6sPDlq — Tengrain the Covfefe Boy (@Tengrain) July 27, 2018 And he’s still a man-without-a-coat! On the brite side, we now have our Gym Jordan picture should he somehow … Continue reading →

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Local Wonk Not Good At Job

Posted on July 13, 2018 by tengrain

We are not amused that Paul Ryan, the Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Speaker of the House doesn’t know how the gubmint works, specifically how a bill becomes a law. You see, for whatever reason ZEGS says that there is nothing Congress can … Continue reading →

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Local Wonky Genius Isn’t Wonky Or Genius, Probably Not Local Either

Posted on June 22, 2018 by tengrain

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan—the dreamy blue-eyed favorite of our failed media—has failed again! You see, ZEGS has been trying to head off at the pass a revolt in the House over immigration that might result in something less … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, immigration, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 10 Comments

Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Posted on May 23, 2018 by tengrain

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 6 Comments

The Big Screw Is Coming

Posted on May 16, 2018 by tengrain

I guess that last night’s primaries, which didn’t break consistently for the Dims, suddenly got The GOP’s attention. “THIS ELECTION IS STEALABLE,” Ryan didn’t yell! “Woot-woot!,” he added. Paraphrasing, of course. Breaking right now (according to Tiger Beat’s morning email … Continue reading →

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