Category Archives: Zombie Attacks

Paul Ryan’s Secret Plan To Save Social Security

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ACTIVISM: Paul Ryan Speaks On Ethics — UPDATED

“After eight years of operation, many members believe the Office of Congressional Ethics is in need of reform to protect due process and ensure it is operating according to its stated mission. I want to make clear that this House … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan: ‘Pay for Your Free Speech’

Best friend of free speech, Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has an idea: U.S. Speaker Paul Ryan and his Republican lieutenants want to hit fellow lawmakers with fines and potential ethics violations if they engage in live-streaming or other disruptions on … Continue reading

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Own It, Paul Ryan. Own It.

Raw Story: “…There are these [threatening, racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic…] incidents taking place all over the country,” Tapper pressed.” “That’s terrible,” Ryan agreed. “By the way, that’s not Republicans. We are the party of Lincoln. People who espouse those views, … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

“This is a distraction. The president clearly does not respect the Second Amendment rights for law-abiding Americans. I think it would be nice if he actually focused on defeating ISIS, on calling radical Islamic terrorism what it actually is instead … Continue reading

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The Federalist Takes A Long, Hot, Shower With…

…Zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan: Love his politics or hate him, many women—and surely some men—swoon over the dashing good looks of House Speaker Paul Ryan. What with those blue eyes, dark hair, and famous P90X abs, he inspires an entire … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan Doesn’t Understand His Job?

New Boss, Same as the Old Boss “I think he’s proven untrustworthy on this issue [immigration reform]. He tried to go around Congress with an Executive Order to rewrite laws unilaterally,” Ryan said. “Presidents don’t write laws. Congress writes laws.” … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan Popped Wood You Can See From Space

Congressman Paul Ryan and his fellow selfish SOBs will all be pleased to learn that a previously lost and unpublished Ayn Rand novel has been discovered and will soon be available: For the first time in more than 50 years, … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

That’s Rick Wiles telling us the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, you know, as a government conspiracy, and that’s why you should convert or something.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

OK, so it’s not a dog, but it is funny. I think that this is going to be a show on the electronic teevee machine?

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