Category Archives: You Can’t Make This Up

Some Fries With Your Stupid

Posted on March 17, 2022 by tengrain

At one time, science said man came from apes. Did it not?” [Herchel Walker, front-runner for the GOP nomination for US Senate] said while speaking to the lead pastor of Sugar Hill Church in Sugar Hill, Ga…. “If that is … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Evolution, Science, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, You Can't Make This Up | 14 Comments

Joe Manchin Explains His Value Proposition To Investors

Posted on March 17, 2022 by tengrain

You cannot make this up: [Joe Manchin] exhorted [S&P Global’s CERAWeek—one of the continent’s largest energy conferences] attendees to provide leadership in Washington and look for a “return on investment” from politicians who solicit campaign donations from them, or “mother’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, climate crisis, Global Climate Crisis, Joe Manchin, On the take, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Things that will kill us all, You Can't Make This Up | 6 Comments

Now Playing!

Posted on October 9, 2020 by tengrain

It exists.

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, You Can't Make This Up | 13 Comments

The Morning Quote, Ryan-Style!

Posted on June 17, 2016 by tengrain

The Zombie-eyed Granny-starver has a plan to keep Preznint Trump in his place: On the topic of Trump’s proposed Muslim ban and his statements that he could enact such a policy without Congress, Ryan noted that Republicans were releasing part … Continue reading →

Posted in You Can't Make This Up, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 7 Comments

Don’t Ever Change, Texas

Posted on March 18, 2016 by tengrain

Once again, we turn to the Great State of Texas (America’s lab for bad policy) to see what topics are making them crazier than ants under a magnifying glass. Today’s Exhibit A comes to us from Texas Rep. Pete Sessions. … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, You Can't Make This Up | 13 Comments

Meanwhile, At The Monkey House…

Posted on February 14, 2016 by tengrain

By now, everyone must have heard that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell declared that the US Senate will not confirm a replacement to the late SCOTUS Justice Antonin Scalia: “The American people should have a voice in the selection of … Continue reading →

Posted in Wingnuttia, You Can't Make This Up | 18 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 5, 2016 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete border fence … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, You Can't Make This Up | 5 Comments

The Afternoon Derp

Posted on January 21, 2016 by tengrain

Oh, FFS: You can turn it off after about 5 seconds, and look for a wall to bang your head against. I guess the good news is that Y’all Qaeda will never be self-aware, and so the Rise of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, You Can't Make This Up | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 2, 2015 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs This is your conservative media at work: Fox News Host Eric Boling claims that no only were there dancing NJ Muslims, but that they had been tipped off ahead of time so that they could watch … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, You Can't Make This Up | 4 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Y’all Qaeda?

Posted on December 1, 2015 by tengrain

So, Jeebus is a betting man? I swear to blog, if a grifter like Rick Joyner got a sure-fire tip from The Almighty, he’d be in Vegas. I’m calling BS.

Posted in Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, You Can't Make This Up | 3 Comments