Category Archives: Screwie Louie Gohmert

Your Daily Gohmert

Wow. Pivoting from Google in China to anti-semitic conspiracy theories about George Soros in a single, free-association breath. Alex Jones would be proud of ol’ Screwie Louie for this one. We should note that while Gohmert was sliming Soros, Stuart … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Your Daily Gohmert (Fair Warning! The link goes to Todd Starnes radio show): “The president would have every right – even with the governor’s objection — to put people on our United States border with Mexico in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ Scratch has a new way to torture ‘n’ torment ol’ Screwie Louie! And there’s your Daily Gohmert, right there. “There’s six to eight weeks, we’re told, before a heartbeat is detected, so even if you’re … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Screwie Louie sends his regrets: Thank you for your recent request to my office for a town hall meeting. Having traveled the entirety of our district so many times during my time in Congress, doing thousands of events and public … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us a little bit about that GOP retreat in Philly: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) spoke during the meeting, and said the intelligence community lied about what happened in Benghazi, Libya. Sources in … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Screwy Louie utters them thar majic conjuring words again as he tells us that the Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting is probably another cover-up, “like Benghazi.”

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Hannity?

Sean Hannity wants Screwie Louie to be the Speaker of the House: HANNITY, who is close to Trump inner circle, tells @washingtonpost that he'd like Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows or Gohmert to run against Ryan — Robert Costa (@costareports) October … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Petunia and Pals: “Trump has said some things that are very vile back when he was supporting people like Bill Clinton. But if you’re Bill Clinton’s big buddy like he was at one time, you’re going to talk like Bill … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Well, here’s a new conspiracy theory from Screwie Louie: the reason The Kenyan Usurper drone-killed a U.S. citizen and al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki was that he “would have sung about all the different people he worked with in the administration.”

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Your Daily Gohmert

Texas Theocrat and Representative Screwie Louis is trying some new material for his act at the open mic at the Value Voters Summit: It’s not just that his bit is lame, it’s that he tells the same joke multiple times … Continue reading

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