Category Archives: Screwie Louie Gohmert

Your Daily Gohmert

Screwie Louie just made the history books: GOP Reps. Gohmert and Clyde fined $5K for bypassing House metal detectors GOP Reps. Louie Gohmert and Andrew Clyde were fined $5,000 for bypassing newly-installed metal detectors as they entered the House floor, … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Upon learning that his lawsuit to sue VP and walking termite buffet Mike Pence had been thrown out of court: Louie Gohmert on Newsmax: "But if bottom line is, the court is saying, 'We're not going to touch this. You … Continue reading

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Breaking: Sorry Screwie Louie

🚨ALERT: Texas federal judge DISMISSES lawsuit challenging 2020 presidential election results over lack of standing. — Democracy Docket (@DemocracyDocket) January 2, 2021

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From the Legal Brain of Screwie Louie

The Stupid Coup You might be interested to learn that our walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence declined to join Screwie Louie Gohmert’s doomed lawsuit [checks notes] that would require Pence to sue hisself. “Lawyers representing Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) … Continue reading

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Louie Gohmert Has A Plan!

I cannot even… when your last-ditch effort depends upon the brain of Screwie Louie, well, you’re a drowning man swimming to a sinking ship. Gohmert suit may force Pence’s hand in effort to overturn Trump’s defeat “Gohmert and a handful … Continue reading

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You Can’t Handle The Tooth

The Morning Stupid Rep. Louie Gohmert’s tooth just fell out at his press conference. — The Recount (@therecount) December 8, 2020 ewww, your Daily Gohmert! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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There’s No Cure For Stupid

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

All I can say is watch both vids if you can. Louie Gohmert uses his questioning time to thank his wife for not leaving him — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020 Texas, he’s all yours. Treasure him.

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Your Daily Gohmert

Yesterday: Although he had contact at CPAC with someone who has been diagnosed with the coronavirus, Louie Gohmert is adamant in his refusal to self-quarantine. Luckily, not that many people want to get close to him anyway. — John … Continue reading

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#ITMFA Schedule of Events (so far)

Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): This week: House Intel Chairman ADAM SCHIFF (D-Calif.) will start circulating his report to members, and his committee will vote on it Tuesday. Expect … Continue reading

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