Category Archives: Screwie Louie Gohmert

There’s No Cure For Stupid

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

All I can say is watch both vids if you can. Louie Gohmert uses his questioning time to thank his wife for not leaving him — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020 Texas, he’s all yours. Treasure him.

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Your Daily Gohmert

Yesterday: Although he had contact at CPAC with someone who has been diagnosed with the coronavirus, Louie Gohmert is adamant in his refusal to self-quarantine. Luckily, not that many people want to get close to him anyway. — John … Continue reading

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#ITMFA Schedule of Events (so far)

Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): This week: House Intel Chairman ADAM SCHIFF (D-Calif.) will start circulating his report to members, and his committee will vote on it Tuesday. Expect … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Screwie Louie has sumpin’ to say, and it goes sumpin like this: If the domestic terrorists get charged with Hate Crimes, then preachers will go to jail: And this has been your Daily Gohmert!  

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Your Daily Gohmert

Wow. Pivoting from Google in China to anti-semitic conspiracy theories about George Soros in a single, free-association breath. Alex Jones would be proud of ol’ Screwie Louie for this one. We should note that while Gohmert was sliming Soros, Stuart … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Your Daily Gohmert (Fair Warning! The link goes to Todd Starnes radio show): “The president would have every right – even with the governor’s objection — to put people on our United States border with Mexico in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ Scratch has a new way to torture ‘n’ torment ol’ Screwie Louie! And there’s your Daily Gohmert, right there. “There’s six to eight weeks, we’re told, before a heartbeat is detected, so even if you’re … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Screwie Louie sends his regrets: Thank you for your recent request to my office for a town hall meeting. Having traveled the entirety of our district so many times during my time in Congress, doing thousands of events and public … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us a little bit about that GOP retreat in Philly: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) spoke during the meeting, and said the intelligence community lied about what happened in Benghazi, Libya. Sources in … Continue reading

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