Category Archives: Rick ‘Frothy’ Santorum (Ew! Gross!)

Your Morning Santorum (Ew, Gross!)

Frothy blames the Kenyan Usurper for the Russian Usurper’s anti-semitism. CNN: Another fine hire decision.

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Ew, Gross, There’s Santorum On It!

We’ve come to the point in the campaign were Y’all Qaeda is throwing their Hail Mary pass, and who better to be the QB than our old pal Frothy: "Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are certifiable traitors to our country," … Continue reading

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Frothy’s Day Job…

…just Santorum’ed out another movie: Yup: I’m calling it The Crapture.

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

I’m betting that the goat was Santorum. I mean headbutt? Gotta be Frothy.

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Santorum Spotting! (The Morning Quote)

Frothy Santorum was on Morning Joe to give a ringing endorsement of Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, … Continue reading

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ANOTHER GOAT DOWN!

Oh, man, it looks like Santorum did not make a big enough splash to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo.

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The Morning Quote (with extra Santorum)

You must be a disappointed man to be the precinct captain for ‘Surging Santorum’ and then not vote for him after months of having Santorum on your teeshirts and whatnot: “You didn’t vote for him?” MSNBC anchor Chris Hayes asked … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Frothy tells us: “When we say we need to send people back, I mean we send people back. Let me just make one point. I was in Storm Lake, Iowa, the other day near a Tyson’s plant. Ninety-one percent of … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Frothy?

It’s been a while since we’ve had Santorum on our lips (eew, gross!), but Frothy does not fail us now: This Rick Santorum fundraising letter is everything. pic.twitter.com/7crgD6cpdw — daveweigel (@daveweigel) November 5, 2015 “We’ll fight them, sir, ’til hell … Continue reading

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Santorum In The Morning (eww*, gross!)

According to Frothy, Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis is exactly like a Columbine High shooting victim: “Sixteen years ago this country was tremendously inspired by a young woman who faced a gunman in Columbine and was challenged about her … Continue reading

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