Category Archives: Rick ‘Frothy’ Santorum (Ew! Gross!)

Santorum Spotting! (The Morning Quote)

Frothy Santorum was on Morning Joe to give a ringing endorsement of Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, … Continue reading

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ANOTHER GOAT DOWN!

Oh, man, it looks like Santorum did not make a big enough splash to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo.

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The Morning Quote (with extra Santorum)

You must be a disappointed man to be the precinct captain for ‘Surging Santorum’ and then not vote for him after months of having Santorum on your teeshirts and whatnot: “You didn’t vote for him?” MSNBC anchor Chris Hayes asked … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Frothy tells us: “When we say we need to send people back, I mean we send people back. Let me just make one point. I was in Storm Lake, Iowa, the other day near a Tyson’s plant. Ninety-one percent of … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Frothy?

It’s been a while since we’ve had Santorum on our lips (eew, gross!), but Frothy does not fail us now: This Rick Santorum fundraising letter is everything. pic.twitter.com/7crgD6cpdw — daveweigel (@daveweigel) November 5, 2015 “We’ll fight them, sir, ’til hell … Continue reading

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Santorum In The Morning (eww*, gross!)

According to Frothy, Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis is exactly like a Columbine High shooting victim: “Sixteen years ago this country was tremendously inspired by a young woman who faced a gunman in Columbine and was challenged about her … Continue reading

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This is What Theocracy Looks Like

From the YouTube description (emphasis mine): “Kim Davis will continue to defy court order Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis said she will continue to defy the Supreme Court order and will not authorize marriage licenses. Kim Davis: Same-sex marriage licenses … Continue reading

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Who’s in the Kattle Kar Kaucus Today?

Yeah, Frothy, hitch your wagon to that star… So let’s recap Forced birth Shove gays back in the closet Deport American kids born of immigrant parents And that’s how Santorum will come from behind, so to speak

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Santorum Is On Everyone’s Lips (ew, gross!)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us… Cash-strapped Rick Santorum campaign reshuffles staff “Campaign manager Terry Allen, Iowa state coordinator Jon Jones and digital strategist Steve Hilliard — Allen’s son-in-law — departed several weeks ago, leaving the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Frothy?

That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum said without snark at some sort of Konservative Klown Kar gathering… Asked who he’d put on a new version of the bill, Santorum tells the crowd at Monday’s night GOP … Continue reading

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