Category Archives: Rick ‘Frothy’ Santorum (Ew! Gross!)

#CNN Is A #Dumpster Fire

This tweet scrolled past earlier, and I gotta comment: cnn bringing rick santorum on to talk about homophobia, with that chyron, is a fucking choice pic.twitter.com/FFqfeN1rkO — David Mack (@davidmackau) April 26, 2019 I am reminded again that CNN is … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Death of the Media, Pete Buttigieg, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 3 Comments

The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ammosexuals, Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist (Stupid Party—LA), Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, NRA, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Scott 'Hot Ham' Walker (R-Koch Industries), wayne lapierre | 15 Comments

Frothy Froths, Frothingly: Where’d I leave the keys, er, kid?

Good lord, Mr. Holier-than-Thou is OK with kids being ripped away from their parents at the border and then says that they are not lost, just misplaced. (Hat tip: Crooks and Liars video)

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The Morning Quote

CNN: “How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 21 Comments

And It’s Santorum Coming ‘Round The Bend (ewwww, gross!)

Sweet Jeebus, our Claim Chowder yesterday that Zombie-eyed Granny Starver Paul Ryan is soon to join the Boehner Pro-Am Tour seems to have caught on: Gingrich or Santorum as speaker? House conservatives plot mischief for the fall Several influential House … Continue reading

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Your Morning Santorum (Ew, Gross!)

Frothy blames the Kenyan Usurper for the Russian Usurper’s anti-semitism. CNN: Another fine hire decision.

Posted in 4th Reich, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Ew, Gross, There’s Santorum On It!

We’ve come to the point in the campaign were Y’all Qaeda is throwing their Hail Mary pass, and who better to be the QB than our old pal Frothy: "Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are certifiable traitors to our country," … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 15 Comments

Frothy’s Day Job…

…just Santorum’ed out another movie: Yup: I’m calling it The Crapture.

Posted in Pop Culture, Rapture-a-thon, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Bad Headlines, Cont.

I’m betting that the goat was Santorum. I mean headbutt? Gotta be Frothy.

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Santorum Spotting! (The Morning Quote)

Frothy Santorum was on Morning Joe to give a ringing endorsement of Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 13 Comments