Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: — McKay Coppins … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike 'Uncle Sugar' Huckabee, Willard | 6 Comments

The GOP Final Solution Takes Shape

Yahoo News warns us: “Republicans on Capitol Hill say Donald Trump may be willing to cut Social Security and Medicare if he wins in 2020, reportedly describing the potential move as a “second-term project”. “Several senators told the New York Times in a report published this week … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hair Füror has struck upon his new campaign theme to get the Hebrews to vote for him: Antisemitism! Let’s explore! President Trump said Tuesday that Jewish people who vote for Democrats are either ignorant or disloyal … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Anti-Semitism, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, NRA, The New Confederacy, The Swamp, wayne lapierre, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

#MoscowMitch Wants To Regulate Video Games, Not Guns

CNN tells us… “On a private conference call Monday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell discussed the steps ahead with three committee chairmen and Sen. John Cornyn, whose state of Texas was home to one of the shootings from the weekend. … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, First Amendment, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Screwie Louie has sumpin’ to say, and it goes sumpin like this: If the domestic terrorists get charged with Hate Crimes, then preachers will go to jail: And this has been your Daily Gohmert!  

Posted in Screwie Louie Gohmert, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Ayatollah Ted Wants To Trickle-Down More Billions for Billionaires!

So this scrolled across my timeline: Republican senators send letter to Sec. Mnuchin asking him to unilaterally cut taxes for the rich — Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) July 29, 2019 And if you click on the tweet’s link you will … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, tax reform, Taxes | 7 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

Your Kind Cannot Take Shelter Here

Christian Kindness The Department of Housing and Urban Development has proposed a new rule that would allow homeless shelters that receive federal funding to deny homeless people entry on religious grounds, and force transgender women to use men’s restrooms and … Continue reading

Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Family Values, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 5 Comments

War on Women, Part Infinity

[Ed. I’m sticking this on top today for obvious reasons. Get to work, Scissorheads! And many thanks for all you do! — Tengrain] [PS – Newer posts will be below. — TG] I’m breaking bad, or at least I am … Continue reading

Posted in Activism, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Louisiana, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments