Category Archives: One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs She’s baaa-ack! Our old pal One-L has sumpin’ to say about, uh, sumpin: Got that? Alex Jones being banned from assorted social media platforms is proof that “Bible prophecy” is coming true because of: REASONS! Also: … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Frequent flood victim (say, what is Gawd trying to tell him?) Tony Perkins, president of the SPLC-designated hate group Family Research Council, has a surprise nomination to take over for Nikki Haley as the US Ambassador to … Continue reading

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Bachmann Speaks!

Well, our old pal One-L does call Comrade Trump a tool.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading

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And On The 7th Day, Gawd Stopped Laughing

The Hill: “Michele Bachmann has decided that she will not run for former Sen. Al Franken’s (D) Minnesota seat, saying that she did not get a “sense from the lord” that she should launch a bid. “It became very clear to me that … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s One-L day here at the ole thunderbolt greaseslapper! Anyway, it seems other people caught-on to our post that One-L was thinking about running for the Senate and was looking for a sign from Dawg Almighty. Hat tip: Scissorheads Purplehead … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Who knew? Our old pal One-L did a post State-of-the-Uniom analysis! Is it just me or when she said the Russian Usurper has a heart she pointed, um, not at her heart? Better look out, Marcus!

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please, Please, PLEASE One-L, Do This!

I dunno much about the ineffable ways of Dawg Almighty, but if our old pal One-L thinks that she is being called to run for a state-wide election (not a gerrymandered Congressional district), this could be EPIC. Of course, I’d … Continue reading

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Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been missing from these pages, and I know that many of us Scissorheads have had a sad; the bloom is off the rose, the nut is off the tree, so to … Continue reading

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