Category Archives: One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 19, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs She’s baaa-ack! Our old pal One-L has sumpin’ to say about, uh, sumpin: Got that? Alex Jones being banned from assorted social media platforms is proof that “Bible prophecy” is coming true because of: REASONS! Also: … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 16, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Frequent flood victim (say, what is Gawd trying to tell him?) Tony Perkins, president of the SPLC-designated hate group Family Research Council, has a surprise nomination to take over for Nikki Haley as the US Ambassador to … Continue reading →

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Bachmann Speaks!

Posted on September 21, 2018 by

Well, our old pal One-L does call Comrade Trump a tool.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 16, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading →

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Rapture-a-thon, Rick Wiles, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

And On The 7th Day, Gawd Stopped Laughing

Posted on February 6, 2018 by

The Hill: “Michele Bachmann has decided that she will not run for former Sen. Al Franken’s (D) Minnesota seat, saying that she did not get a “sense from the lord” that she should launch a bid. “It became very clear to me that … Continue reading →

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on February 2, 2018 by

It’s One-L day here at the ole thunderbolt greaseslapper! Anyway, it seems other people caught-on to our post that One-L was thinking about running for the Senate and was looking for a sign from Dawg Almighty. Hat tip: Scissorheads Purplehead … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 2, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Who knew? Our old pal One-L did a post State-of-the-Uniom analysis! Is it just me or when she said the Russian Usurper has a heart she pointed, um, not at her heart? Better look out, Marcus!

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please, Please, PLEASE One-L, Do This!

Posted on January 2, 2018 by

I dunno much about the ineffable ways of Dawg Almighty, but if our old pal One-L thinks that she is being called to run for a state-wide election (not a gerrymandered Congressional district), this could be EPIC. Of course, I’d … Continue reading →

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Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Posted on December 7, 2017 by

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 13, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been missing from these pages, and I know that many of us Scissorheads have had a sad; the bloom is off the rose, the nut is off the tree, so to … Continue reading →

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments