Category Archives: Mike ‘Uncle Sugar’ Huckabee

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’re doing it all wrong, Uncle Sugar – This is one of the strangest fellatio hypotheticals I’ve ever heard pic.twitter.com/2Vbnu4B6ZR — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) February 28, 2020 Uncle Sugar got one thing right: Lord Damp Nut … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: https://t.co/kcfIopokWh — McKay Coppins … Continue reading

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Local Cracker Barrel Missing a Cracker

Just to prove that the tree is not far from the nut (see what I did there?), we look with some horror to the Bard of Little Rockkk, that lying sack of grits, Mike Huckabee: Nancy Pelosi introduces her campaign … Continue reading

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My Nose Runs, My Feet Smell, And Jeebus Don’t Love Huckabee No More

After a week of such crappy news, here’s a little news flash that shows us sometimes good does win: “Mike Huckabee resigned after a day as a member of the Country Music Association Foundation Board because of a heated protest … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Get excited, people: In Jerusalem today with Matt and Laurie Crouch and Sammy Smadja of the TBN Israel Studio overlooking city. New Huckabee show this fall. pic.twitter.com/AYOy9m8aZj — Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) May 24, 2017 It’s … Continue reading

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In Which We Respond To Mike ‘Uncle Sugar’ Huckabee

Known theocrat and diabetes vector, Uncle Sugar hisself Mike Huckabee took to his mighty Twitter account to try to troll, and well, it didn’t go well: The New Yorker endorsed HRC. In related stories, Wimpy endorsed hamburgers, Dracula endorsed blood … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Gov. Huckabee

Today’s installment of Love It or Leave It comes to us from Uncle Sugar hisself, Mike Huckabee discussing with hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson the patriotism of SF quarterback Colin Kaepernick for … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Uncle Sugar tells us: It’s not me that needs to be ‘fact checked.’ It’s the Post — I only said exactly what YOU reported. My comments were 100 percent factual. The pure facts also reveal that 94 percent of those … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Holy crackers! Huckabee’s done it again! “And they’re getting what they justly deserve, they’re getting spanked,” he continued. “And they need to be happy they’re only getting spanked and not executed, because there is seething rage out in the country … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“I just don’t think that Donald Trump has given any indication that he’s supportive of the Ku Klux Klan.” —Uncle Sugar, who definitely knows which way the wind blows.

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