Category Archives: Bachmann the Nutjobber

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading

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And On The 7th Day, Gawd Stopped Laughing

The Hill: “Michele Bachmann has decided that she will not run for former Sen. Al Franken’s (D) Minnesota seat, saying that she did not get a “sense from the lord” that she should launch a bid. “It became very clear to me that … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s One-L day here at the ole thunderbolt greaseslapper! Anyway, it seems other people caught-on to our post that One-L was thinking about running for the Senate and was looking for a sign from Dawg Almighty. Hat tip: Scissorheads Purplehead … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Who knew? Our old pal One-L did a post State-of-the-Uniom analysis! Is it just me or when she said the Russian Usurper has a heart she pointed, um, not at her heart? Better look out, Marcus!

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please, Please, PLEASE One-L, Do This!

I dunno much about the ineffable ways of Dawg Almighty, but if our old pal One-L thinks that she is being called to run for a state-wide election (not a gerrymandered Congressional district), this could be EPIC. Of course, I’d … Continue reading

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Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been missing from these pages, and I know that many of us Scissorheads have had a sad; the bloom is off the rose, the nut is off the tree, so to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L is really making up for lost time. She must miss being on these pages. Anyway, you’ll be glad to know that One-L is a fan of the Separation of Church and State. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has sumpin’ to say, and it is kinda, well, you tell me: Minnesota was a cozy, quiet environment before the introduction of massive Third World immigration, but that has changed with the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again: “For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can … Continue reading

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