Category Archives: Bachmann the Nutjobber

And On The 7th Day, Gawd Stopped Laughing

The Hill: “Michele Bachmann has decided that she will not run for former Sen. Al Franken’s (D) Minnesota seat, saying that she did not get a “sense from the lord” that she should launch a bid. “It became very clear to me that … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s One-L day here at the ole thunderbolt greaseslapper! Anyway, it seems other people caught-on to our post that One-L was thinking about running for the Senate and was looking for a sign from Dawg Almighty. Hat tip: Scissorheads Purplehead … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Who knew? Our old pal One-L did a post State-of-the-Uniom analysis! Is it just me or when she said the Russian Usurper has a heart she pointed, um, not at her heart? Better look out, Marcus!

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please, Please, PLEASE One-L, Do This!

I dunno much about the ineffable ways of Dawg Almighty, but if our old pal One-L thinks that she is being called to run for a state-wide election (not a gerrymandered Congressional district), this could be EPIC. Of course, I’d … Continue reading

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Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Bachmann the Nutjobber, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been missing from these pages, and I know that many of us Scissorheads have had a sad; the bloom is off the rose, the nut is off the tree, so to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L is really making up for lost time. She must miss being on these pages. Anyway, you’ll be glad to know that One-L is a fan of the Separation of Church and State. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has sumpin’ to say, and it is kinda, well, you tell me: Minnesota was a cozy, quiet environment before the introduction of massive Third World immigration, but that has changed with the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again: “For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can … Continue reading

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The Tears of a Clown

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck wants to let our old pal One-L know that they are still friends, even after she said that Beck was only against Hair Furer Donald Trump because of the ratings. He takes to his mighty … Continue reading

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