Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz
Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.
Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).
Ayatollah Ted was caught on a plane from Texas to DC, looking at a picture of Beto O’Rourke. — Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie.
This should be setting off alarm bells: JUST NOW: Former Communications Director for Ted Cruz, @rickwtyler, says it is “possible” Cruz could lose his Senate seat. “This should be a 10 to 15 point race and it’s not” pic.twitter.com/AoQQV6KTQy — … Continue reading
You want to be impressed? I found this clip from Beto O’Rourke impressive: And I guess others did too. I don’t want to put the cart before the horse’s ass, but if Ted Cruz has Republicans proudly wearing tee shirts … Continue reading
…and not we are NOT talking about his (ALLEGED) banging of Katrina Pierson in some utility closet, because that would be GROSS to think about: One hopes he can parlay that silence into the rest of his term.
Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz tells smarmy book peddler Todd Starnes (emphasis mine): “There is also a part of this tax bill, the most significant federal school choice legislation that has ever passed, and that is an … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading
Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading