Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz

Ayatollah Ted is Worried About The Debt Now

Hold on to something sturdy, Gentle Readers, be prepared for a shock: The GOP is worried about the debt! As only he can, Ted Cruz comes in to clean-up for Prznint Stupid, you know, the man who insulted his wife … Continue reading

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Amy Klobuchar Buries Ayatollah Ted in a Very Well Marked Grave

😳MUST-WATCH😳 Amy Klobuchar is on FIRE and did NOT come to play.👀👀 pic.twitter.com/Poh8MVbDjF — DeMarcus 🛹 (@semperdiced) September 24, 2020   H/T Scissorhead Bruce388

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Ah, Texas!

The headline says it all: Ted Cruz blocks a U.S. Senate resolution to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg, citing a “partisan” amendment Be proud, Texas. Ayatollah Ted is all yours.

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Ted Cruz: backpfeifengesicht

So Ayatollah Ted got on a plan, unmasked: Captured today at 10:45am — @TedCruz on a commercial flight, refusing to wear a mask. pic.twitter.com/h8DM7J4CMi — Hosseh (@hossehenad) July 13, 2020 Look, to the rest of the passengers and crew, seeing … Continue reading

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DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of … Continue reading

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Meet The Press: Kabuki Journalism

The Death of the Media So this happened: WATCH: @SenTedCruz says he believes Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election. #MTP #IfItsSunday pic.twitter.com/OPAxpe6T6t — Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) December 8, 2019 As we all know (and dawg only knows that “we” … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted Wants To Trickle-Down More Billions for Billionaires!

So this scrolled across my timeline: Republican senators send letter to Sec. Mnuchin asking him to unilaterally cut taxes for the rich https://t.co/EfZpGsMvss — Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) July 29, 2019 And if you click on the tweet’s link you will … Continue reading

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Come’ on…. Ted

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

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More, Please

Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).

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Yeah, Ted. Beto Is Dreamy Looking

Ayatollah Ted was caught on a plane from Texas to DC, looking at a picture of Beto O’Rourke. — Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie.

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