Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz

DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of … Continue reading

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Meet The Press: Kabuki Journalism

The Death of the Media So this happened: WATCH: @SenTedCruz says he believes Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election. #MTP #IfItsSunday pic.twitter.com/OPAxpe6T6t — Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) December 8, 2019 As we all know (and dawg only knows that “we” … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted Wants To Trickle-Down More Billions for Billionaires!

So this scrolled across my timeline: Republican senators send letter to Sec. Mnuchin asking him to unilaterally cut taxes for the rich https://t.co/EfZpGsMvss — Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) July 29, 2019 And if you click on the tweet’s link you will … Continue reading

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Come’ on…. Ted

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

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More, Please

Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).

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Yeah, Ted. Beto Is Dreamy Looking

Ayatollah Ted was caught on a plane from Texas to DC, looking at a picture of Beto O’Rourke. — Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie.

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Saving Private Lyin’

This should be setting off alarm bells: JUST NOW: Former Communications Director for Ted Cruz, @rickwtyler, says it is “possible” Cruz could lose his Senate seat. “This should be a 10 to 15 point race and it’s not” pic.twitter.com/AoQQV6KTQy — … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted Is In Real Trouble

You want to be impressed? I found this clip from Beto O’Rourke impressive: And I guess others did too. I don’t want to put the cart before the horse’s ass, but if Ted Cruz has Republicans proudly wearing tee shirts … Continue reading

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The Best 18 Seconds of Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ Career

…and not we are NOT talking about his (ALLEGED) banging of Katrina Pierson in some utility closet, because that would be GROSS to think about: One hopes he can parlay that silence into the rest of his term.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz tells smarmy book peddler  Todd Starnes (emphasis mine): “There is also a part of this tax bill, the most significant federal school choice legislation that has ever passed, and that is an … Continue reading

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