Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz

Saving Private Lyin’

This should be setting off alarm bells: JUST NOW: Former Communications Director for Ted Cruz, @rickwtyler, says it is “possible” Cruz could lose his Senate seat. “This should be a 10 to 15 point race and it’s not” pic.twitter.com/AoQQV6KTQy — … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted Is In Real Trouble

You want to be impressed? I found this clip from Beto O’Rourke impressive: And I guess others did too. I don’t want to put the cart before the horse’s ass, but if Ted Cruz has Republicans proudly wearing tee shirts … Continue reading

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The Best 18 Seconds of Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ Career

…and not we are NOT talking about his (ALLEGED) banging of Katrina Pierson in some utility closet, because that would be GROSS to think about: One hopes he can parlay that silence into the rest of his term.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz tells smarmy book peddler  Todd Starnes (emphasis mine): “There is also a part of this tax bill, the most significant federal school choice legislation that has ever passed, and that is an … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading

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It’s Got A Beat

Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading

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Eye for an Eye Chronicles, Cont.

Hey guys, remember that time when… “The United States Senate should not be in the business of exploiting victims of natural disasters to fund pork projects that further expand our debt.” — Sen. Ayatollah Ted, showing his authentic Xristian self … Continue reading

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Hostage Takers To Take Hostage

And we turn to the WaPo for our now annual-future hostage-taking, the Debt Ceiling: [Human typo Steven Mnuchin] is hurtling toward his first fiasco, unable to get Congress, let alone his colleagues in the Trump administration, on board with a … Continue reading

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Incompetence Takes A Holiday

Why is seems like only yesterday we noted that the Freedom Caucus was leading the reverse-Charge of the Not-Brite Brigade to stay in town and away from the pitchfork and torch crowd. From the Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks … Continue reading

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CruzCare is Coming At Us

Ayatollah Ted and his minion Mike Lee are plotting new and different ways to take away your healthcare and leave you broke, and probably destroy insurance markets everywhere. All Cruz needs is Blofeld’s cat (or maybe Mike Lee is his … Continue reading

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