Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz

Today, in Backpfeifengesicht News

It’s unfair to deprive the world of his beauty: Cruz joins Paul in ditching mask despite CDC recommendations Sen. Ted Cruz is no longer wearing a face mask as he walks the halls of the Capitol complex or goes to … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted?

Some smart-ass dropped off a copy of Boehner’s new book at my office. It’s even signed! I filed it in the appropriate place. — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 13, 2021 Come’on Ayatollah Ted, you could use it for beach … Continue reading

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Big Bucks For Ayatollah Ted, Too

Everyone involved in helping Hair Füror overthrow the gubmint in the Stupid Coup is being rewarded even loathsome Ayatollah Ted, the most hated man in the Senate, made a gigantic haul in the first quarter: $5,317,000. Possum Hollar seems to have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Well this is probably the quote of the day (emphasis mine): On an invitation-only call last week, Sen. Ted Cruz huddled with Republican state lawmakers to call them to battle on the issue of voting rights. Democrats are trying to … Continue reading

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It is to laugh

The Republican Party is not the party of the country clubs, it’s the party of hardworking, blue-collar men and women. — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) February 26, 2021 “…and the people who loathe you grubby proles,” Ted did not add … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

Man, when he’s lost El Arroyo, it’s pretty much all over.

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Doing Stellar Work

As we all know, Ayatollah Ted snatched up a couple of white girls to take out of the country, er, blamed his daughters for that time he fled freezing Texas for the sunny beaches of Mexico, like a common frat … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted Passing Water Onto His Constituents*

I guess this is for all the people who joined Twitter today? — Christian Schneider (@Schneider_CM) February 21, 2021 And we should add, this is (probably?) water that Beto and AOC got for Texas. never forget — Josh … Continue reading

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Dad of the Year, Redux

When last we checked-in with christian grifter Senator and Ayatollah Ted Cruz, he was flying back from dropping off the kiddies (10- and 12-year olds), as they insisted on a vacay, and like an in-charge Republican Senator facing both a … Continue reading

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