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Category Archives: Ayatollah Ted Cruz
…and not we are NOT talking about his (ALLEGED) banging of Katrina Pierson in some utility closet, because that would be GROSS to think about: One hopes he can parlay that silence into the rest of his term.
Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz tells smarmy book peddler Todd Starnes (emphasis mine): “There is also a part of this tax bill, the most significant federal school choice legislation that has ever passed, and that is an … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading
Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading
Hey guys, remember that time when… “The United States Senate should not be in the business of exploiting victims of natural disasters to fund pork projects that further expand our debt.” — Sen. Ayatollah Ted, showing his authentic Xristian self … Continue reading
And we turn to the WaPo for our now annual-future hostage-taking, the Debt Ceiling: [Human typo Steven Mnuchin] is hurtling toward his first fiasco, unable to get Congress, let alone his colleagues in the Trump administration, on board with a … Continue reading
Why is seems like only yesterday we noted that the Freedom Caucus was leading the reverse-Charge of the Not-Brite Brigade to stay in town and away from the pitchfork and torch crowd. From the Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks … Continue reading
Ayatollah Ted and his minion Mike Lee are plotting new and different ways to take away your healthcare and leave you broke, and probably destroy insurance markets everywhere. All Cruz needs is Blofeld’s cat (or maybe Mike Lee is his … Continue reading
Well, Ayatollah Ted, at least it wasn’t Keyboard Cat playing you off the stage.
The FEC says that Ted Cruz, the Goldman-Sachs hating politician married to a Goldman-Sachs executive did not report loans from Goldman-Sachs that funded his 2012 Senate Campaign, in which as a populist he ran against Wall Street banks like Goldman-Sachs. The finding, … Continue reading