Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

Your Daily Gohmert

All I can say is watch both vids if you can. Louie Gohmert uses his questioning time to thank his wife for not leaving him — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020 Texas, he’s all yours. Treasure him.

Posted in Crazeee States, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 7 Comments

False Xristian Breaks Commandments

Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask “Vice President Pence’s office has threatened to retaliate against a reporter who revealed that Pence’s office had told journalists they would need masks for Pence’s … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Liars, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 11 Comments

Never Let A Good Catastrophe Go To Waste

Gay Agendas Tiger Beat: Trump team moves to scrap protections for LGBTQ patients The Trump administration is moving to scrap an Obama-era policy that protected LGBTQ patients from discrimination, alarming health experts who warn that the regulatory rollback could harm … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Yesterday: Although he had contact at CPAC with someone who has been diagnosed with the coronavirus, Louie Gohmert is adamant in his refusal to self-quarantine. Luckily, not that many people want to get close to him anyway. — John … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert | 7 Comments

DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Pandemics, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’re doing it all wrong, Uncle Sugar – This is one of the strangest fellatio hypotheticals I’ve ever heard — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) February 28, 2020 Uncle Sugar got one thing right: Lord Damp Nut … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike 'Uncle Sugar' Huckabee, Pandemics | 5 Comments

Moderation is for Monks, Take A Stand

I’m on team Driftglass about this: there is not a single Republican that is worth fighting for. I got an earful the other day about how not all Republicans are crooks just because Trump is, blah-blah-blah. OK, but because they … Continue reading

Posted in NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 14 Comments

The Wind Blows. So Does Trump.

Our Stable Genius makes some wind: “We’ll have an economy based on wind. I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. I’ve studied it better than anybody I know. It’s very expensive. They’re made in China and … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), snark, Theocrats | 26 Comments

Meet The Press: Kabuki Journalism

The Death of the Media So this happened: WATCH: @SenTedCruz says he believes Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election. #MTP #IfItsSunday — Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) December 8, 2019 As we all know (and dawg only knows that “we” … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Death of the Media, NBC, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

#ITMFA Schedule of Events (so far)

Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): This week: House Intel Chairman ADAM SCHIFF (D-Calif.) will start circulating his report to members, and his committee will vote on it Tuesday. Expect … Continue reading

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Screwie Louie Gohmert | 8 Comments