Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

Hostage Takers To Take Hostage

And we turn to the WaPo for our now annual-future hostage-taking, the Debt Ceiling: [Human typo Steven Mnuchin] is hurtling toward his first fiasco, unable to get Congress, let alone his colleagues in the Trump administration, on board with a … Continue reading

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When Budget Cuts = Y’all Qaeda Public Health Policy

This has HHS Tom Price’s fingerprints all over it, with an assist from Mike Pence: Trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs The Trump administration has quietly axed $213.6 million in teen pregnancy prevention programs and research at … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Incompetence Takes A Holiday

Why is seems like only yesterday we noted that the Freedom Caucus was leading the reverse-Charge of the Not-Brite Brigade to stay in town and away from the pitchfork and torch crowd. From the Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The states in Jeebusland are fighting abortion access like feral cats in heat. The last remaining abortion clinic in Kentucky is the EMW Women’s Surgical Center in Louisville and it is facing closure when the state … Continue reading

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Mike Pence and the Great Void of Space

Mike Pence, a man with so much sawdust between the ears that termites salivate when he walks into a room, had sumpin’ to say about Space Exploration: "Under President Donald Trump, American security will be as dominant in the heavens … Continue reading

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CruzCare is Coming At Us

Ayatollah Ted and his minion Mike Lee are plotting new and different ways to take away your healthcare and leave you broke, and probably destroy insurance markets everywhere. All Cruz needs is Blofeld’s cat (or maybe Mike Lee is his … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, who’s fomenting revolution today? Why, look! It‘s our old pals the Frosted Tip Twins: Bloodshed is coming to America, and it won’t be a response to oppression but the result of aggression – against God … Continue reading

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Bring the Hook!

Well, Ayatollah Ted, at least it wasn’t Keyboard Cat playing you off the stage.

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He Seems Nice

Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA): “The free world… all of Christendom… is at war with Islamic horror.” “Not one penny of American treasure should be granted to any nation who harbors these heathen animals. Not a single radicalized Islamic suspect should … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

The FEC says that Ted Cruz, the Goldman-Sachs hating politician married to a Goldman-Sachs executive did not report loans from Goldman-Sachs that funded his 2012 Senate Campaign, in which as a populist he ran against Wall Street banks like Goldman-Sachs. The finding, … Continue reading

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