Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

‘It’s Alabama, Jake.’

Suppose You Give A Press Conference And Don’t Take Questions I’m not a southerner, let alone an Alabaman (lamma-lamma-ding-dong), but even I know that there are forces at work in that state that a coastal elitist running dog yankee will … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading

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Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

Moore- Yesterday Beverly Young Nelson told us about how real Alabama Senate candidate and alleged child molester Roy Moore assaulted her when she was 15, which technically makes him an alleged ephebophile, not pedophile. Vocabulary, people! You can read the (salacious and … Continue reading

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Roy Moore is Piloting the Kobayashi Maru

Alleged child molester Roy Moore is drifting the Republican’s  Kobayashi Maru (the unwinnable scenario) into Klingon territory, giving the ENTIRE Republican party the test to see the nature of their own character under stress. It’s not pretty. We turn to Newsweek … Continue reading

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The Alabama Race Is Winnable, Moore or Less

A new poll shows alleged child molester Roy Moore at 46% and Democrat Doug Jones also at 46%. The poll asked if the respondent was aware of the accusations and an astonishing 82% said they were. And this is why … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Do as I say’ (Moore or Less)

Our old friend Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, well, I think she’s getting a little jaded in the age of Trump… ABC News: “Like most Americans, the president believes we cannot allow a mere allegation, in this case one from … Continue reading

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Eww, Gross (Moore or Less)

Axios: Roy Moore, Alabama’s Republican nominee for Senate, was accused of sexually assaulting a woman when she was 14 years old. And now Republicans are rebuking Moore after the allegations of sexual assault and calling on him to leave the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ Scratch has a new way to torture ‘n’ torment ol’ Screwie Louie! And there’s your Daily Gohmert, right there. “There’s six to eight weeks, we’re told, before a heartbeat is detected, so even if you’re … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Screwie Louie Gohmert, sexism, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

The Law, According to Twice Removed Justice Roy Moore

Twice-removed Alabama Justice and 2018 Pie Fight candidate to replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, Y’all Qaeda’s own Roy Moore tells us what the law says about the Pledge of Allegiance: “It’s against the law, you know that?” he said. … Continue reading

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No, Tiger Beat, 2020 Is Not 1972

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has a really BS-laden article of how the Dims are in the same position with Preznint Stupid as they were with Nixon during the 1972 election with McGovern as the standard bearer. Tiger … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, Hillary Clinton, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments