Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

Your Daily Gohmert

Posted on June 24, 2020 by

All I can say is watch both vids if you can. Louie Gohmert uses his questioning time to thank his wife for not leaving him pic.twitter.com/JQ0HMDxmwj — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020 Texas, he’s all yours. Treasure him.

Posted in Crazeee States, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 7 Comments

False Xristian Breaks Commandments

Posted on May 1, 2020 by

Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask “Vice President Pence’s office has threatened to retaliate against a reporter who revealed that Pence’s office had told journalists they would need masks for Pence’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Liars, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 11 Comments

Never Let A Good Catastrophe Go To Waste

Posted on April 24, 2020 by

Gay Agendas Tiger Beat: Trump team moves to scrap protections for LGBTQ patients The Trump administration is moving to scrap an Obama-era policy that protected LGBTQ patients from discrimination, alarming health experts who warn that the regulatory rollback could harm … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Posted on March 10, 2020 by

Yesterday: Although he had contact at CPAC with someone who has been diagnosed with the coronavirus, Louie Gohmert is adamant in his refusal to self-quarantine. Luckily, not that many people want to get close to him anyway. pic.twitter.com/CAPjLLV856 — John … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert | 7 Comments

DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Posted on March 9, 2020 by

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Pandemics, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 28, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You’re doing it all wrong, Uncle Sugar – This is one of the strangest fellatio hypotheticals I’ve ever heard pic.twitter.com/2Vbnu4B6ZR — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) February 28, 2020 Uncle Sugar got one thing right: Lord Damp Nut … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike 'Uncle Sugar' Huckabee, Pandemics | 5 Comments

Moderation is for Monks, Take A Stand

Posted on January 19, 2020 by

I’m on team Driftglass about this: there is not a single Republican that is worth fighting for. I got an earful the other day about how not all Republicans are crooks just because Trump is, blah-blah-blah. OK, but because they … Continue reading →

Posted in NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 14 Comments

The Wind Blows. So Does Trump.

Posted on December 23, 2019 by

Our Stable Genius makes some wind: “We’ll have an economy based on wind. I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. I’ve studied it better than anybody I know. It’s very expensive. They’re made in China and … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), snark, Theocrats | 26 Comments

Meet The Press: Kabuki Journalism

Posted on December 9, 2019 by

The Death of the Media So this happened: WATCH: @SenTedCruz says he believes Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election. #MTP #IfItsSunday pic.twitter.com/OPAxpe6T6t — Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) December 8, 2019 As we all know (and dawg only knows that “we” … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Death of the Media, NBC, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

#ITMFA Schedule of Events (so far)

Posted on December 2, 2019 by

Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): This week: House Intel Chairman ADAM SCHIFF (D-Calif.) will start circulating his report to members, and his committee will vote on it Tuesday. Expect … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Screwie Louie Gohmert | 8 Comments