Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

It is to laugh

The Republican Party is not the party of the country clubs, it’s the party of hardworking, blue-collar men and women.https://t.co/z0tnKxFSkP — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) February 26, 2021 “…and the people who loathe you grubby proles,” Ted did not add … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

Man, when he’s lost El Arroyo, it’s pretty much all over.

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, global climate change, Great Signs, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Doing Stellar Work

As we all know, Ayatollah Ted snatched up a couple of white girls to take out of the country, er, blamed his daughters for that time he fled freezing Texas for the sunny beaches of Mexico, like a common frat … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted Passing Water Onto His Constituents*

I guess this is for all the people who joined Twitter today? https://t.co/bFxFwAsVAd — Christian Schneider (@Schneider_CM) February 21, 2021 And we should add, this is (probably?) water that Beto and AOC got for Texas. never forget pic.twitter.com/cHLigtZwty — Josh … Continue reading

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Dad of the Year, Redux

When last we checked-in with christian grifter Senator and Ayatollah Ted Cruz, he was flying back from dropping off the kiddies (10- and 12-year olds), as they insisted on a vacay, and like an in-charge Republican Senator facing both a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper sees fellow Christian/Grifter Sen. Ted Cruz in his hour of … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted: Dad of the Year?

New Statement from @tedcruz: pic.twitter.com/0WMni5O9R1 — Vaughn Hillyard (@VaughnHillyard) February 18, 2021 Pretty great Dad of the Year material there, Rafie, using your kids as human shields. Also: LIAR Breaking on @MSNBC: A source with knowledge of the situation tells … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Ted Cruz: ‘¡Buenos Snowshoes, Amoebas! K Pasta?’

So this was on the Twatters last night: Caught tonight! @TedCruz fleeing to CANCUN while his home state freezes with no running water or electricity retweet pic.twitter.com/8jHzF4Qk0L — Make it Rain ☔️🎸 (@Trx1000) February 18, 2021 I don’t know if … Continue reading

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Senatorette Graham: Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Biscuit!’

Fiddle-dee-dee! Senatorette Lindsey Graham says that tumarrah is another day! Shorter Lindsery: “You sirs are no gentlemen!” Longer: The 'Not Guilty' vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House Managers offensive and absurd. … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Our pals over at Electoral-Vote have a really good summary of the day: The narrative that the managers presented yesterday came in three distinct parts. The first, occupying close to four hours, was a detailed reconstruction of the events leading … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Insurrection, ITMFA, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 15 Comments