Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda

If At First You Don’t Succeed…

Posted on September 18, 2017 by

…Tweet, tweet again: The travel ban into the United States should be far larger, tougher and more specific-but stupidly, that would not be politically correct! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 15, 2017 Loser terrorists must be dealt with in … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Islamophobia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments

It’s Got A Beat

Posted on September 12, 2017 by

Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Family Values, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 11, 2017 by

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton tells us the REAL story of the Civil War: it was white guys fighting white guys to free the black guys, because white guys are the good guys in history and … Continue reading →

Posted in David Barton, racism, snark, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 8, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs White Supremacist Rep. Steve King (R-IA) is Todd Starnes’ guest on his good-time Grifting Gospel Hour, and boy-howdy, the KKKlan is gonna love this seven minutes of nut-filled, candy-coated racism: So besides claiming that most Dreamers … Continue reading →

Posted in Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

And It’s Santorum Coming ‘Round The Bend (ewwww, gross!)

Posted on September 8, 2017 by

Sweet Jeebus, our Claim Chowder yesterday that Zombie-eyed Granny Starver Paul Ryan is soon to join the Boehner Pro-Am Tour seems to have caught on: Gingrich or Santorum as speaker? House conservatives plot mischief for the fall Several influential House … Continue reading →

Posted in Newticles, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Eye for an Eye Chronicles, Cont.

Posted on August 29, 2017 by

Hey guys, remember that time when… “The United States Senate should not be in the business of exploiting victims of natural disasters to fund pork projects that further expand our debt.” — Sen. Ayatollah Ted, showing his authentic Xristian self … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

Running Faster Than The Bear, Cont.

Posted on August 24, 2017 by

Hey guys, remember the post yesterday in which we postulated that Trump doesn’t have to outrun the bear, he just needs to be faster than the other guy? (Actually, he only needs to be more popular than the things he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, David Duke, League of the South, Nazis, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 9, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs As the fall-out from Google firing a sexist employee continues to ripple throughout the bro-sphere, Barbwire, the blog-like thingie from Matt Barber (the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons … Continue reading →

Posted in media, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L is really making up for lost time. She must miss being on these pages. Anyway, you’ll be glad to know that One-L is a fan of the Separation of Church and State. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bachmann the Nutjobber, First Amendment, Islamophobia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Comrade Preznint Stupid Gets No Respect

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

(Apologies to Rodney Dangerfield) This story in Tiger Beat jumped off the page: Senate Republicans have no plans to revive their party-line attempts to repeal Obamacare this summer, despite President Donald Trump’s increasing frustration over the chamber’s failed attempts last … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 1 Comment