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Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading
Besides the SOTU, yesterday was probably more notable as being the first primary of 2022, and that means Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy). Axios’ morning email thingie: In the first midterm contests, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) was … Continue reading
Your Daily Gohmert: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) promised in November that he would run for attorney general if he could raise $1 million in 10 days. And while he eventually entered the race, claiming he met his goal, a new … Continue reading
Louie Gohmert suggests that federal agents should be charged with insurrection for “stirring things up” on January 6th pic.twitter.com/MJKIVRHbhh — Acyn (@Acyn) December 7, 2021
Guys, Christmas came early: Texas I am officially running to be your next Attorney General and will enforce the rule of law. https://t.co/KRusuw1XsM — Louie Gohmert (@LouieGohmertTX1) November 23, 2021
I cannot even: .@replouiegohmert soliciting donations for an “exploratory” Texas attorney general bid: https://t.co/Hwzwu9M25n pic.twitter.com/r9DLOdIicq — Jasper Scherer (@jaspscherer) November 9, 2021 As Heather Duke once said, “You were listening to my prayers.”
Remember that time when Gohmert’s tooth fell out while he was giving a press conference? Gohmert: You wouldn’t have a modern day toothbrush and I realize that are people that have used bark off certain trees to brush their teeth… … Continue reading
So speaketh the Gohmert: Louie Gohmert claims January 6th defendants are being treated worse than prisoners at Guantanamo pic.twitter.com/tZSuNvSV7C — Acyn (@Acyn) October 22, 2021 So… send the traitorous Stupid Coup participaants to Gitmo. Problem solved, doofus.
Some Fries With Your Stupid? Rep. Louie Gohmert warned OAN viewers about the "hundreds and thousands" of "Flamers," aka birds who survive windmills but wind up spontaneously combusting after flying over solar farms in the Southwest US. This is how … Continue reading