Category Archives: Screwie Louie Gohmert

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Screwie Louie found the time to greet Jan. 6 Insurrectionist Simone Gold as she was released from prison: Happy Freedom Day to @drsimonegold! I'm honored to be here with you after some vindictive DOJ personnel decided to … Continue reading

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  No one puts the most rockin’ Friar Tuck haircut into the corner: Rep Louie Gohmert on Navarro indictment: "If you're a Republican, you can't even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they're coming after you" … Continue reading

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Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Besides the SOTU, yesterday was probably more notable as being the first primary of 2022, and that means Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy). Axios’ morning email thingie: In the first midterm contests, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) was … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Your Daily Gohmert: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) promised in November that he would run for attorney general if he could raise $1 million in 10 days. And while he eventually entered the race, claiming he met his goal, a new … Continue reading

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Louie Gohmert suggests that federal agents should be charged with insurrection for “stirring things up” on January 6th pic.twitter.com/MJKIVRHbhh — Acyn (@Acyn) December 7, 2021

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  Guys, Christmas came early: Texas I am officially running to be your next Attorney General and will enforce the rule of law. https://t.co/KRusuw1XsM — Louie Gohmert (@LouieGohmertTX1) November 23, 2021

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Thank You, Jeebus, For This Gift We Are About To Receive

I cannot even: .@replouiegohmert soliciting donations for an “exploratory” Texas attorney general bid: https://t.co/Hwzwu9M25n pic.twitter.com/r9DLOdIicq — Jasper Scherer (@jaspscherer) November 9, 2021 As Heather Duke once said, “You were listening to my prayers.”

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Remember that time when Gohmert’s tooth fell out while he was giving a press conference? Gohmert: You wouldn’t have a modern day toothbrush and I realize that are people that have used bark off certain trees to brush their teeth… … Continue reading

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  So speaketh the Gohmert: Louie Gohmert claims January 6th defendants are being treated worse than prisoners at Guantanamo pic.twitter.com/tZSuNvSV7C — Acyn (@Acyn) October 22, 2021 So… send the traitorous Stupid Coup participaants to Gitmo. Problem solved, doofus.

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