Category Archives: Y’all Qaeda and Talibanicans

Your Daily Gohmert

Remember that time when Gohmert’s tooth fell out while he was giving a press conference? Gohmert: You wouldn’t have a modern day toothbrush and I realize that are people that have used bark off certain trees to brush their teeth… … Continue reading

Posted in Screwie Louie Gohmert | 7 Comments

Godwin’s Law: An Update

  Sweet Jeebus: Godwin’s Law is alive and well in the Senate – thought this might be an overstatement but no, ted cruz is literally defending nazi salutes from parents at school board meetings — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) October … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Nazis | 5 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

  So speaketh the Gohmert: Louie Gohmert claims January 6th defendants are being treated worse than prisoners at Guantanamo — Acyn (@Acyn) October 22, 2021 So… send the traitorous Stupid Coup participaants to Gitmo. Problem solved, doofus.

Posted in Insurrection, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

Southwest: You’re Grounded

Southwest isn’t ready to fly when you are: Southwest Airlines canceled more than 1,000 flights nationwide Sunday as it tried desperately to recover from disruptive weather in Florida Friday and fulfill an ambitious schedule complicated by ongoing staffing shortages… The … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Conspiracy Theorists | 1 Comment

GOP: ‘White, Like Me’

If you cannot make it as a straight, cisgendered, white, Xristian in America,  there’s only one thing you can do: tell the world that you are being discriminated against: American racial and ethnic politics have reached their breaking point. On … Continue reading

Posted in racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments

Zodiac Killer Allegedly ID’ed

Spoiler: Not Ayatollah Ted.

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, snark | 5 Comments

GOP Saboteurs, er, Senators Unanimously Vote Against Funding Country

Republican Senators voted unanimously to block an increase in the debt limit. Technically (get ready for some arcane Senate merde, these people are blowhards) they blocked consideration of the bill at all, because the vote was on “whether to allow a … Continue reading

Posted in NeoCons, Terrible Human Beings, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 15 Comments

Republican’s Have A Problem

The media is filled with lots of arm-chair quarterbacking about the California recall and lessons learned. Our pals at Electoral-Vote did the work and gathered the headlines: The dust has settled a bit in California, so lists of takeaways are … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 12 Comments

Blessed are the plutocrats, for they shall inherit EVERYTHING

Ayatollah Cruz remains a terrible human being: Um, get a job? There are millions of vacancies, and small businesses across the Nation are desperate for workers. — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) September 7, 2021 Of course, nothing about living wages, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News I’m shocked: White supremacist praise of the Taliban takeover concerns US officials (CNN)As the United States-backed government in Afghanistan fell to the Taliban and US troops raced to leave the country, White supremacist and anti-government extremists have … Continue reading

Posted in The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments