Category Archives: Mike ‘Uncle Sugar’ Huckabee

Bad Ads, Cont.

Posted on July 8, 2022 by tengrain

seen on Fox Business pic.twitter.com/vOW94B5kuX — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 8, 2022 Jeebus Lizard, I forgot Uncle Sugar was still alive. And now he’s hawking a Childs’ Guide To Fart Jokes, er, Hair Füror. Children just love Love LOVE Uncle … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Mike Huckabee

Posted on August 24, 2020 by tengrain

Gawd’s Own Grifter is 65 today, but he’s not celebrating, it’s just another day of breaking Commandments.

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on July 17, 2020 by tengrain

Elmer Gantry cosplayer Mike Huckabee has a side hustle goin’: ripping off kids! “Learn Our History, the company that former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee co-founded in 2011 “to make it fun for kids to learn American history,” has spent the … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 28, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs You’re doing it all wrong, Uncle Sugar – This is one of the strangest fellatio hypotheticals I’ve ever heard pic.twitter.com/2Vbnu4B6ZR — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) February 28, 2020 Uncle Sugar got one thing right: Lord Damp Nut … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 21, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: https://t.co/kcfIopokWh — McKay Coppins … Continue reading →

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Local Cracker Barrel Missing a Cracker

Posted on June 24, 2018 by tengrain

Just to prove that the tree is not far from the nut (see what I did there?), we look with some horror to the Bard of Little Rockkk, that lying sack of grits, Mike Huckabee: Nancy Pelosi introduces her campaign … Continue reading →

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My Nose Runs, My Feet Smell, And Jeebus Don’t Love Huckabee No More

Posted on March 2, 2018 by tengrain

After a week of such crappy news, here’s a little news flash that shows us sometimes good does win: “Mike Huckabee resigned after a day as a member of the Country Music Association Foundation Board because of a heated protest … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 24, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Get excited, people: In Jerusalem today with Matt and Laurie Crouch and Sammy Smadja of the TBN Israel Studio overlooking city. New Huckabee show this fall. pic.twitter.com/AYOy9m8aZj — Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) May 24, 2017 It’s … Continue reading →

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In Which We Respond To Mike ‘Uncle Sugar’ Huckabee

Posted on October 26, 2016 by tengrain

Known theocrat and diabetes vector, Uncle Sugar hisself Mike Huckabee took to his mighty Twitter account to try to troll, and well, it didn’t go well: The New Yorker endorsed HRC. In related stories, Wimpy endorsed hamburgers, Dracula endorsed blood … Continue reading →

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Gov. Huckabee

Posted on September 3, 2016 by tengrain

Today’s installment of Love It or Leave It comes to us from Uncle Sugar hisself, Mike Huckabee discussing with hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson the patriotism of SF quarterback Colin Kaepernick for … Continue reading →

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