Category Archives: War on Christmas

One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Dreaming of a (very) White Christmas Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us about the next Super-Spreader event (emboldening and enigmatic use of CAPS is all theirs): NEW: SECOND LADY KAREN PENCE has invited Congressional … Continue reading

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Yesterday’s Quote of the Day Today!

From the “If Michelle Obama Had Said It, Republicans Would Be Demanding Her Head” files: “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? I say that I’m working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, … Continue reading

Posted in Melancholia Trump, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

(Hat tip Scissorhead Dennis Cole passes on some advice for the season.)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“I got rid of Fido. You’re next, Tree.”

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This is the real war on Christmas.

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The War On Christmas Has Death Camps

You cannot make up shit like this: Amazon asked to remove ‘Auschwitz’ Christmas decor WASHINGTON — Amazon said Monday it has removed “Christmas ornaments” and other merchandise bearing the images of Auschwitz that had been available on its online site. … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, That Bastard George Soros, War on Christmas, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs: War on Christmas Edition By now everyone has probably seen the Holiday Season branding commercial from Target, right? The one that inexplicably has a cover of 1977’s hit by Donna Summer “I Feel Love” as the … Continue reading

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‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

Somehow NORAD’s annual tracking of Santa Claus is not part of the government shut-down. One might guess that you don’t mess with parents whose kids are amped up on sugar and high with expectations of the piles of loot. But … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

I hope that’s the same town that put up the festive X-Mas dicks! Must be quite a main street!

Posted in Bad Design, Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

IT’S TRUE!!1! That’s so worth 87₵! So how’s your package-wrapping coming?

Posted in Christmas, holidays, snark, War on Christmas | 5 Comments