Category Archives: War on Christmas

Midday Palate Cleanser

This is the real war on Christmas.

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The War On Christmas Has Death Camps

You cannot make up shit like this: Amazon asked to remove ‘Auschwitz’ Christmas decor WASHINGTON — Amazon said Monday it has removed “Christmas ornaments” and other merchandise bearing the images of Auschwitz that had been available on its online site. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs: War on Christmas Edition By now everyone has probably seen the Holiday Season branding commercial from Target, right? The one that inexplicably has a cover of 1977’s hit by Donna Summer “I Feel Love” as the … Continue reading

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‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

Somehow NORAD’s annual tracking of Santa Claus is not part of the government shut-down. One might guess that you don’t mess with parents whose kids are amped up on sugar and high with expectations of the piles of loot. But … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

I hope that’s the same town that put up the festive X-Mas dicks! Must be quite a main street!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

IT’S TRUE!!1! That’s so worth 87₵! So how’s your package-wrapping coming?

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Retail’s Super Saturday – Be Kind, Peeps!

Today is the second busiest retail day of the year, in the trade known as Super Saturday. The WaPo has a story up that I hope reminds us to be kind to store clerks: “We are the workers tasked with saving … Continue reading

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This Exists

Posted in 12 Days of Mountjoy, Happy Holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

“Tonight, on CSI…”

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Bad Design, Cont.

Oh, dear.

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