Category Archives: The Illuminati are comin’ to getcha

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Posted on April 19, 2020 by

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Pay to Play, Part Infinity

Posted on October 19, 2019 by

I thought I was done for Saturday, and then what did I spy with my little eye: Trump Appoints Illuminati Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board “…Federal Election Commission filings show Mentz has given substantial sums to Republican … Continue reading →

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 7 Comments

A Stunning Victory for Betsy Devos!

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

The Tennesseean: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer check out the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from … Continue reading →

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Blog Against Theocracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 24 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 31, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

Posted in Liz '3-fingers' Crokin, Rapture-a-thon, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice. Yes, once again that is Rick Wiles trying to get the goyim to help him march the Jews into the ovens. And when he’s done with them, he’ll next turn on the Catholics. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Blog Against Theocracy, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Rick Wiles, That Bastard George Soros, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I have not seen or heard a good numerology conspiracy theory in a while, so… The Illuminati and Freemasons are comin’ to getcha! 2+7=27=3x3x3!!1! is my favorite part!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new pal, conspiracy theorist Paul Begley, whom you might not be surprised to learn is a Xristian Pastor of some sort, is only asking the difficult questions: Did Illuminatti Assassins use a heart-attack gun to … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Paul Begley, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 12, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Pastor Paul Begley wants us to know that the Illuminatti killed Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain: “Why, during the 66th annual meeting of Bilderberg, how come this stuff is happening?” he asked. “How did Kate Spade … Continue reading →

Posted in The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 2 Comments

What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Posted on May 25, 2018 by

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Illinois, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 1 Comment