Category Archives: The Illuminati are comin’ to getcha

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Sheila Zilinksy Conspiracy Hour does not disappoint, as her guest Steve Quayle alerts us to the latest threat from the Illuminati who are coming to get ya! Got that? There are 9M Xristians scheduled to be … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our newest gal pal conspiracy theorist Liz Corkin goes totally deep, you know, like into IQ and whatnot, and celebrities because …they are PEDOPHILES!!1!  THEY ARE WEARING PIZZA THINGIES!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Once again, we go to the deep well of crazy and we quaff deeply from Liz Crokin’s strange conspiracies: Got that? Agents at CAA (Creative Artists Agency) are literal cannibals. Illuminati cannibals. Literal baby-eating, blood-drinking, Illuminati … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We present an InfoWars comedy in two acts. 1) From a tweet earlier today, since deleted: 2) And now, the latest, after the sell-off: It GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It really feelz like Liz Grokin arrived out of nowhere and now is in the pole position for being our favorite nutty conspiracy theorist for 2018. Today’s exhibit(s) shows us that ol’ Liz could give Alex … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And now it can be told: The Kenyan Usurper was off having gay sex in a hotel somewhere the night of Benghazi: Coach Dave’s guest is Firehouse Prophet Mark Taylor, whom you may recall told us … Continue reading

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