Category Archives: The Illuminati are comin’ to getcha

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 31, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice. Yes, once again that is Rick Wiles trying to get the goyim to help him march the Jews into the ovens. And when he’s done with them, he’ll next turn on the Catholics. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Blog Against Theocracy, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Rick Wiles, That Bastard George Soros, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I have not seen or heard a good numerology conspiracy theory in a while, so… The Illuminati and Freemasons are comin’ to getcha! 2+7=27=3x3x3!!1! is my favorite part!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new pal, conspiracy theorist Paul Begley, whom you might not be surprised to learn is a Xristian Pastor of some sort, is only asking the difficult questions: Did Illuminatti Assassins use a heart-attack gun to … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 12, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Pastor Paul Begley wants us to know that the Illuminatti killed Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain: “Why, during the 66th annual meeting of Bilderberg, how come this stuff is happening?” he asked. “How did Kate Spade … Continue reading →

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What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Posted on May 25, 2018 by

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Illinois, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 6, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Sheila Zilinksy Conspiracy Hour does not disappoint, as her guest Steve Quayle alerts us to the latest threat from the Illuminati who are coming to get ya! Got that? There are 9M Xristians scheduled to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Sheila Zilinsky, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 16 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 1, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our newest gal pal conspiracy theorist Liz Corkin goes totally deep, you know, like into IQ and whatnot, and celebrities because …they are PEDOPHILES!!1!  THEY ARE WEARING PIZZA THINGIES!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Once again, we go to the deep well of crazy and we quaff deeply from Liz Crokin’s strange conspiracies: Got that? Agents at CAA (Creative Artists Agency) are literal cannibals. Illuminati cannibals. Literal baby-eating, blood-drinking, Illuminati … Continue reading →

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