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Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet/Qspiracy theorist Mark Taylor wants to warn us all that The New World Order has infiltrated the Q-Spiracy, and you’ll never guess who the Judas is this time: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor warns that Franklin … Continue reading

Posted in Franklin Graham, Globalists and the New World Order, Mark Taylor, Q-spiracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Area Man Lies To Press, Again

Guys, remember the caravans of thugs heading to the border in 2018 that all-consumed Fox News? Our Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief is trying an updated version! Trump’s ‘plane loaded with thugs’ conspiracy theory matches months-old rumor The conspiracy theory that President Donald … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, That Bastard George Soros, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 15 Comments

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Pay to Play, Part Infinity

I thought I was done for Saturday, and then what did I spy with my little eye: Trump Appoints Illuminati Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board “…Federal Election Commission filings show Mentz has given substantial sums to Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 7 Comments

A Stunning Victory for Betsy Devos!

The Tennesseean: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer check out the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Blog Against Theocracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 24 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

Posted in Liz '3-fingers' Crokin, Rapture-a-thon, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice. Yes, once again that is Rick Wiles trying to get the goyim to help him march the Jews into the ovens. And when he’s done with them, he’ll next turn on the Catholics. … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Blog Against Theocracy, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Rick Wiles, That Bastard George Soros, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I have not seen or heard a good numerology conspiracy theory in a while, so… The Illuminati and Freemasons are comin’ to getcha! 2+7=27=3x3x3!!1! is my favorite part!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments