Category Archives: The Devil’s Army

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on February 6, 2023 by tengrain

HAWT! (This must be a common saying for Evangelicals; I know we had one other sign a long while ago. Any ex-evangelicals out there who want to explain this to us?)

Posted in Bad Signs, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on September 30, 2022 by tengrain

Time to get my doctorate, I guess.

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All This Time Baptists Were Talkin’ About The Rapture We Thought They Meant Something Else

Posted on May 23, 2022 by tengrain

Maybe “rapture” means something else to Southern Baptists, if you know what I mean and I think you do: Southern Baptist leaders covered up sex abuse, kept secret database, report says Leaders in the Southern Baptist Convention on Sunday released … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Rapture-a-thon, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

She Seems Nice

Posted on November 3, 2021 by tengrain

Frothy Santorum is going to love his new colleagues: This is Newsmax's White House correspondent pic.twitter.com/hpmk7MXMxt — Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) November 2, 2021 Seek help, lady.

Posted in media, Newsmax, Pandemics, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Vaccine | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 21, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News She seems nice: GOP Candidate for CA Sec. of State Claims She Inspired Witch’s Murder In her bid to be California’s Secretary of State, Republican candidate Rachel Hamm has the backing of some of the leading lights … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jump for Jeebus, The Big Lie, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Theocrats?

Posted on October 20, 2021 by tengrain

I’m getting more in the Halloween spirit, thanks to Scissorhead Fran: Nope. Not gonna change Halloween to JesusWeen. Won’t be giving out Left Behind books instead of king size Snickers bars either. pic.twitter.com/EFm2xKOxya — Tim Schenck (@FatherTim) October 20, 2021 … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Halloween, Jump for Jeebus, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 20 Comments

He Seems Nice

Posted on October 8, 2021 by tengrain

I bet we can figure out which political party North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson belongs to: North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson says Christians must take control of public schools because children are being abused by being taught "filth": … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice

Posted on August 3, 2021 by tengrain

See how simple it is: give Y’all Qaeda whatever they want or they’ll take up armed rebellion. Don’t make ’em do it! They’ll pull the car over right now, buster!

Posted in Globalists and the New World Order, Scott Lively, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 3, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Please remember that churches are tax-exempt because preachers are not allowed to talk politics from the pulpit: Self-proclaimed "prophet" Robin Bullock declares that it's a sin to recognize Joe Biden as president and asserts that cannot pray … Continue reading →

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

What Does Tennessee Have Against Monkeys, Anyway?

Posted on March 24, 2021 by tengrain

The Midday Stupid Sweet Jeebus, it’s Tennessee again: Designation of Bible as state book to hit House floor following years of failed legislative attempts A resolution designating the Bible as the state book cleared a House committee Tuesday morning despite … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, First Amendment, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments