Category Archives: The Devil’s Army

She Seems Nice

Frothy Santorum is going to love his new colleagues: This is Newsmax's White House correspondent pic.twitter.com/hpmk7MXMxt — Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) November 2, 2021 Seek help, lady.

Posted in media, Newsmax, Pandemics, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Vaccine | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News She seems nice: GOP Candidate for CA Sec. of State Claims She Inspired Witch’s Murder In her bid to be California’s Secretary of State, Republican candidate Rachel Hamm has the backing of some of the leading lights … Continue reading

Posted in California, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jump for Jeebus, The Big Lie, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Theocrats?

I’m getting more in the Halloween spirit, thanks to Scissorhead Fran: Nope. Not gonna change Halloween to JesusWeen. Won’t be giving out Left Behind books instead of king size Snickers bars either. pic.twitter.com/EFm2xKOxya — Tim Schenck (@FatherTim) October 20, 2021 … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Halloween, Jump for Jeebus, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 20 Comments

He Seems Nice

I bet we can figure out which political party North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson belongs to: North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson says Christians must take control of public schools because children are being abused by being taught "filth": … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

He Seems Nice

See how simple it is: give Y’all Qaeda whatever they want or they’ll take up armed rebellion. Don’t make ’em do it! They’ll pull the car over right now, buster!

Posted in Globalists and the New World Order, Scott Lively, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Please remember that churches are tax-exempt because preachers are not allowed to talk politics from the pulpit: Self-proclaimed "prophet" Robin Bullock declares that it's a sin to recognize Joe Biden as president and asserts that cannot pray … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

What Does Tennessee Have Against Monkeys, Anyway?

The Midday Stupid Sweet Jeebus, it’s Tennessee again: Designation of Bible as state book to hit House floor following years of failed legislative attempts A resolution designating the Bible as the state book cleared a House committee Tuesday morning despite … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, First Amendment, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

You’ve Got Mail! Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF) Adam, Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rapture-a-thon, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments