Category Archives: Rapture-a-thon

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/prophet/grifter Mark Taylor wants us to know that the Apocalypse is coming… if Prznint Stupid is re-elected: Maybe he knows sumpin’?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs An evangelical pastor died of COVID-19 just weeks after proudly showing off how packed his Virginia church was — and vowing to keep preaching “unless I’m in jail or the hospital.” Bishop Gerald O. Glenn has … Continue reading

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Xristian Xrazy Deeply Held Beliefs Will Kill Us All

Across the country pastors revolted against stay-at-home orders, pitting public health concerns against claims of religious freedom. And we could have predicted that these grifters would encourage their rubes to show up. You can see how those deeply held religious … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I must be doing it all wrong, because my sinning never has heated up more than the bed room. Anyway, this lady is Mary Colbert, who is one of the Faith Leaders of Prznint Stupid’s 2016 … Continue reading

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We’re Doomed, and We Deserve It

Well, this proves it: America is doomed. “Dunkin’ announced Wednesday that it will release a new Peeps doughnut and marshmallow-flavored coffee April 1. …this is the first time Dunkin’ is offering a Peeps coffee, which “brings the delightful, creamy taste … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Friend of the blog Tommy Christopher tells us exactly what we don’t want to know: Trump’s SECRETARY OF STATE, America’s chief diplomat, said “We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading

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Jeebus is My Co-Pay

Wealth gospel grifter Gloria ‘Jeebus Jets’ Copeland, one of Comrade Stupid’s spiritual advisors, tells her rubes followers: “Listen, partners, we don’t have a flu season,” Gloria Copeland said. “And don’t receive it when somebody threatens you with, ‘Everybody is getting the … Continue reading

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They really do want to destroy the world

“Now, I don’t know about you, but when I heard about Jerusalem — where the King of Kings, where our soon coming King is coming back to Jerusalem, it is because President Trump declared Jerusalem to be capital of Israel.” … Continue reading

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