Category Archives: Rapture-a-thon

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   Sweet Jeebus: Moving the goalposts all the way to heaven 😇 pic.twitter.com/yEHbRRCsG6 — Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) August 28, 2021 That is not faith, that is the very definition of Giving Up. (Hat tip: … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Rapture-a-thon, Science, Vaccine, Xenophobia | 20 Comments

As Foretold in Prophecy…

Bible Prophecy Teacher Dr. Jimmy DeYoung Sr. Dies After Bout With COVID America’s beloved Bible Prophecy Teacher Dr. Jimmy DeYoung Sr. passed away early Sunday morning, according to his wife Judy. Dr. DeYoung had been admitted to Memorial Hospital on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Excellent! – “White evangelicals once saw themselves ‘as the owners of mainstream American culture and morality and values.’ Now they are just another subculture.” [Pollster Robert Jones] “It’s hard to overstate the strength of this feeling, among … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, the Jeebus Freaks are totally eff’ed in the dark: “Even within the GOP, White evangelicals are on the decline: White evangelicals have gone from 37% of the GOP in 2006 to 29% in 2020.” “Just as … Continue reading

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Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

You’ve Got Mail! Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF) Adam, Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rapture-a-thon, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/prophet/grifter Mark Taylor wants us to know that the Apocalypse is coming… if Prznint Stupid is re-elected: Maybe he knows sumpin’?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs An evangelical pastor died of COVID-19 just weeks after proudly showing off how packed his Virginia church was — and vowing to keep preaching “unless I’m in jail or the hospital.” Bishop Gerald O. Glenn has … Continue reading

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Xristian Xrazy Deeply Held Beliefs Will Kill Us All

Across the country pastors revolted against stay-at-home orders, pitting public health concerns against claims of religious freedom. And we could have predicted that these grifters would encourage their rubes to show up. You can see how those deeply held religious … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

Posted in Liz '3-fingers' Crokin, Rapture-a-thon, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I must be doing it all wrong, because my sinning never has heated up more than the bed room. Anyway, this lady is Mary Colbert, who is one of the Faith Leaders of Prznint Stupid’s 2016 … Continue reading

Posted in Jim Bakker, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments