Category Archives: Rapture-a-thon
Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading
Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.
Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! World Nut Daily founder Joseph Farah admits that climate change is real and that we humans are responsible!!1! I used to be a “denier,” as those who sacrifice their reasoning ability at the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs This one defies all description: the Xristian Xrazies (“intercessors”) are going to march around the White House, chanting prayers, for a week to blow down the walls like Jericho as the avowed wall builder hisself, Russian … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs World Nut Daily: URGENT WARNING: ‘ARMY OF DEMONS’ ON LOOSE Indeed? Satanic groups openly organize against Christianity, even at Christmas… That’s called retail. Get off the cross, buddy. And trendy festivals like Burning Man are increasingly … Continue reading
“Because the Bible says so.” What Coach Dave doesn’t tell us is why the Bible says this, but I will: it is because Eve caused the Fall, and the Xristians have had it out for women ever since.
…just Santorum’ed out another movie: Yup: I’m calling it The Crapture.
The Texas Supreme has ruled in favor of the family who home-schooled their NINE kids and actually did not teach them anything because they were gonna be raptured up to Hebbin to sit with Jeebus: Laura and Michael McIntyre began … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Charisma News mourns the loss of Mohammad Ali as only they can and writes the eulogy they shouldn’t: The Devil’s Dope Offers Muhammad Ali No Hope “…I pray that just one of the seeds of the … Continue reading