Category Archives: Rapture-a-thon

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading

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Jeebus is My Co-Pay

Wealth gospel grifter Gloria ‘Jeebus Jets’ Copeland, one of Comrade Stupid’s spiritual advisors, tells her rubes followers: “Listen, partners, we don’t have a flu season,” Gloria Copeland said. “And don’t receive it when somebody threatens you with, ‘Everybody is getting the … Continue reading

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They really do want to destroy the world

“Now, I don’t know about you, but when I heard about Jerusalem — where the King of Kings, where our soon coming King is coming back to Jerusalem, it is because President Trump declared Jerusalem to be capital of Israel.” … Continue reading

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Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Do as I say’ (Moore or Less)

Our old friend Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, well, I think she’s getting a little jaded in the age of Trump… ABC News: “Like most Americans, the president believes we cannot allow a mere allegation, in this case one from … Continue reading

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♬ I’m In Hebbin🎶

For those of you who have been longing to see Crazy Unkka Pat floating butt-nekkid overhead, as he is raptured-up to Hebbin, set your calendars for this weekend! Earlier this year, Xristian predictor-dude David Meade predicted that Nibiru (a previously … Continue reading

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Jefferson Beauregard Stonewall Sessions and the Last Crusade

Noted Xristian retailer of googly eyes and scrapbooking shit for the bored opioid’ed housewives of Possum Hollar, Hobby Lobby has gotten themselves in a wee bit of trouble for stealing religious antiquities from Iraq, probably for some sort of Last … Continue reading

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Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! World Nut Daily founder Joseph Farah admits that climate change is real and that we humans are responsible!!1! I used to be a “denier,” as those who sacrifice their reasoning ability at the … Continue reading

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