Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

A Stunning Victory for Betsy Devos!

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

The Tennesseean: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer check out the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from … Continue reading →

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Blog Against Theocracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 24 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on September 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 30, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us he serves the country each and every day, you know, just not in the military. Good to know.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, NeoCons, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, racism, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You Drink

Posted on August 1, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.

Posted in Coach Dave, Conspiracy Theorists, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 31, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

Posted in Liz Crokin, Rapture-a-thon, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 30, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as snake oil salesman nutritional supplement maven Dr.Bill Deagle once again reminds us of how he wants to extra-judicially kill people who challenge conservatives (19 seconds): He seems nice, huh?

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

Tired Of All The Winning?

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

Comrade Stupid’s attempt to get a Noble Prize seems to have gone awry (emphasis mine): “Samantha Vinograd, who served on the national security council under President Obama, said Trump had effectively moved his own goalposts backward, tacitly walking away from … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross | 8 Comments