Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice. Yes, once again that is Rick Wiles trying to get the goyim to help him march the Jews into the ovens. And when he’s done with them, he’ll next turn on the Catholics. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Blog Against Theocracy, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Rick Wiles, That Bastard George Soros, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

Your Kind Cannot Take Shelter Here

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

Christian Kindness The Department of Housing and Urban Development has proposed a new rule that would allow homeless shelters that receive federal funding to deny homeless people entry on religious grounds, and force transgender women to use men’s restrooms and … Continue reading →

Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Family Values, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 21, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Shorter Don Boys (former Indiana lawmaker who attempted to recriminalize sodomy): “So how gay are you, Mayor Pete? Uh, asking for a friend?”

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has put on his pointy white thinkin’ cap and used his irrefutable logic the theologic powers to discern the truth about White Privilege: (Be prepared for shock, Gentle Readers!) IT doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I have not seen or heard a good numerology conspiracy theory in a while, so… The Illuminati and Freemasons are comin’ to getcha! 2+7=27=3x3x3!!1! is my favorite part!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

Legalizing Bigotry

Posted on May 4, 2019 by

This is alarming (emphasis mine): “WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services on Thursday released a final rule allowing doctors, nurses and other health workers to opt out of procedures such as abortions and sterilizations which violate … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Congrats, fellow jack-booted marxists! Notorious homophobe, Theocrat, Trump bootlicker, and former Libertarian Candidate for Gubnor of Massachusetts Scott Lively sounds like he is surrendering to the ‘mos, who have flown the Rainbow Flag over churches like … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Scott Lively, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 23, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Roger Stone, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

GOP Losing Another Key Demographic: Xristians

Posted on April 18, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie tells us (emphasis is theirs, as is enigmatic use of bullets): Gallup says the percentage of U.S. adults who belong to a church or other religious institution has plunged by 20 points over the past two … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments