Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Christian Post goes long and tells us all the reasons why Congress should not add Sexual Orientation to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, you know, because it is a choice. “On April 2, the House Judiciary … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Frank Amedia is praying for someone’s death is not very Xristian, nor very scriptural, but what do I know? Anyway, seems a little off-topic for POTUS Shield which I thought was essentially a supernatural body-guard racket, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has sumpin to say to us about the shut-show: “Democrats should be sterilized so we can start over!” He’s so close to The Final Solution. Good work, Josh.

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Bad Advice, Cont.

Scissorhead Bruce388 reminds us that we have a friend in Jeebus. A really good friend… Actually, he says that this was one of the Russian Troll Farms 2016 Goat Rodeo, uh, attempt to divide an conquer.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr? You know that Florida Woman who used her prophetess-fu and took authority over the California wildfires, and Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commanded them to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr starts using her, um, prophetess-fu on the wildfires in California: Kerr also assumed the position, er, authority over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commaned them, … Continue reading

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