Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Please remember that churches are tax-exempt because preachers are not allowed to talk politics from the pulpit: Self-proclaimed "prophet" Robin Bullock declares that it's a sin to recognize Joe Biden as president and asserts that cannot pray … Continue reading

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Bad Design, Cont.

Gives deeper meaning to “Thy rod and thy staff comfort me,” now don’t it?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is just too rich: Yoga still banned in Alabama public schools, for now, as conservatives cite Hinduism ties MONTGOMERY, Ala. – A 28-year ban on yoga in Alabama’s public schools may be in place a little longer. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Missouri pastor on leave after offensive sermon on wives MALDEN, Mo. (AP) — A southeastern Missouri preacher went on leave from his church and is seeking professional counseling after giving a sermon that chastised married women who … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it was a year ago TO THE DAY that Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacob nasally brayed to the world that she was taking authority over the Trump Virus … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Cindy Jacobs, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

You’ve Got Mail! Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF) Adam, Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rapture-a-thon, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, Josh Bernstein has been liberated, LIBERATED BABY!,  from all the means of making Ameroes: he’s been demonetized by YouTube, Patreon has removed his page, and Roku has removed his channel. All … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1 “I had a mask on. I sort of … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

Floriduh Priestess Takes Action!

Jump for Jeebus! You’d think our old pal, self-proclaimed prophet and noted weather warrior Kat Kerr would be all ye Olde Testament-y, eye-for-an-eye for killing one of Gawd’s children, and you would be wrong. She is more concerned about poor, … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Jump for Jeebus, Kat Kerr, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus | 3 Comments