Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 2, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News A TPUSA Contributor learned Chick-Fil-A has a diversity, equity and inclusion officer: “Chick-Fil-A you are no longer the Lord’s chicken. You’re actually the woke chicken and I’m really upset about it as a Christian woman.…We’re taking this … Continue reading →

Posted in Christian Nationalism, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on May 1, 2023 by tengrain

Noted gun-humper Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) says the way to fix the mass shooting is more Jeebus. “We need real revival in this country,” he added. “I feel like we’ve turned from the Lord.” Jeebus believes packing heat, as everyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Cotton Mather Lives!

Posted on April 18, 2023 by tengrain

Minnesota Republicans having a normal one today. #mnleg pic.twitter.com/3lRWBC7PqA — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 18, 2023 Honey, not with that jacket and tie.

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Fashion Week, Homophobia, Jump for Jeebus, Theocrats | 11 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on April 16, 2023 by tengrain

“And that’s why you should go to church!” The theocrats are shameless.

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 16 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on April 9, 2023 by tengrain

Someone had a good Easter.

Posted in Bad Signs, Family Values, Jump for Jeebus | 6 Comments

Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on February 27, 2023 by tengrain

Who wants to tell them?

Posted in Bad Marketing, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Meanwhile, in Wyoming

Posted on February 13, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, in the land of nervous sheep, er, Wyoming Republicans are fighting AGAINST RAISING THE AGE OF CONSENT TO 16. The Wyoming Republican Party is seeking to kill a bill working its way through the state Legislature proposing to raise … Continue reading →

Posted in children, Crazeee States, Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, Love is a many splendored thing, Sex fiends, Wyoming, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 11 Comments

Great Plates and Bumper Stickers

Posted on February 2, 2023 by tengrain

The Father, the Son, and the Bird, and you got a party! This makes that ole-time religion thingie more interesting, I must say.

Posted in Great Plates and Bumper Stickers, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on August 6, 2022 by tengrain

I’ll say. (As you probably figured out I got the new laptop and I’m busy trying to get it the way I like it. A lot got fried when the old one died, so using my Necromancer-y skillz to resurrect … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Signs, Jeebusland, Jump for Jeebus | 5 Comments

The Afternoon Stupid Break

Posted on May 19, 2022 by tengrain

My twitter pal Jodi alerts us that we have a live one:   OMG, I just learned that she is running for Governor. Heaven help us. https://t.co/j51js12wKT — Jodi 🇺🇦 (@jodotcom) May 19, 2022  

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Jump for Jeebus, People Dumber than Dolphins, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments