Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has Judge Jeanine on his show, she’s peddling her new book all over town and Josh proceeds to get the title wrong, and it all goes downhill from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us he serves the country each and every day, you know, just not in the military. Good to know.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Christian Post goes long and tells us all the reasons why Congress should not add Sexual Orientation to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, you know, because it is a choice. “On April 2, the House Judiciary … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Frank Amedia is praying for someone’s death is not very Xristian, nor very scriptural, but what do I know? Anyway, seems a little off-topic for POTUS Shield which I thought was essentially a supernatural body-guard racket, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has sumpin to say to us about the shut-show: “Democrats should be sterilized so we can start over!” He’s so close to The Final Solution. Good work, Josh.

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