Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News She seems nice: GOP Candidate for CA Sec. of State Claims She Inspired Witch’s Murder In her bid to be California’s Secretary of State, Republican candidate Rachel Hamm has the backing of some of the leading lights … Continue reading

Posted in California, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jump for Jeebus, The Big Lie, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Theocrats?

I’m getting more in the Halloween spirit, thanks to Scissorhead Fran: Nope. Not gonna change Halloween to JesusWeen. Won’t be giving out Left Behind books instead of king size Snickers bars either. pic.twitter.com/EFm2xKOxya — Tim Schenck (@FatherTim) October 20, 2021 … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Halloween, Jump for Jeebus, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 20 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   Sweet Jeebus: Moving the goalposts all the way to heaven 😇 pic.twitter.com/yEHbRRCsG6 — Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) August 28, 2021 That is not faith, that is the very definition of Giving Up. (Hat tip: … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Rapture-a-thon, Science, Vaccine, Xenophobia | 20 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News I just cannot say this loudly enough: if you think you know God’s ineffable plan, you will be disabused of this notion in the most public way possible:   Cardinal Burke is placed on ventilator days after … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, the Jeebus Freaks are totally eff’ed in the dark: “Even within the GOP, White evangelicals are on the decline: White evangelicals have gone from 37% of the GOP in 2006 to 29% in 2020.” “Just as … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Rapture-a-thon, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

The Stupid… It Burnnnnnnns!

Dennis Prager: "The great killer is cold, not heat. So global warming has actually been saving lives" pic.twitter.com/K9Z8dXLsTQ — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) July 6, 2021 Every claim is a confession or projection, and few project like Prager. Seriously, listen to … Continue reading

Posted in climate crisis, Jump for Jeebus, Science, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Well, Jerry Falwell Junior is gonna reserve the whole front row. We hear he likes to watch.

Posted in Bad Signs, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

Your Postprandial Stupid is Served

Shorter theocracy: “Jeebus died for our sins, and it is time YOU repaid him.”

Posted in Bad Signs, Blog Against Theocracy, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Theocrats, Vaccine, War on Biology, War on Science | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Please remember that churches are tax-exempt because preachers are not allowed to talk politics from the pulpit: Self-proclaimed "prophet" Robin Bullock declares that it's a sin to recognize Joe Biden as president and asserts that cannot pray … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Bad Design, Cont.

Gives deeper meaning to “Thy rod and thy staff comfort me,” now don’t it?

Posted in Bad Design, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus | 8 Comments