Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus
Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr? You know that Florida Woman who used her prophetess-fu and took authority over the California wildfires, and Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commanded them to … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr starts using her, um, prophetess-fu on the wildfires in California: Kerr also assumed the position, er, authority over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commaned them, … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading
As regular readers know, I don’t poke my nose into international affairs very often; I don’t pretend to understand all the nuances and issues going back generations. I barely understand nuances in my own country (and that is pointed out … Continue reading
Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton explains to us that Christians should not have to pay taxes: It’s the Separation of Church and State, silly! They really do think that they live in Jeebusland.
Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Jeebus!
Wealth gospel grifter Gloria ‘Jeebus Jets’ Copeland, one of Comrade Stupid’s spiritual advisors, tells her rubes followers: “Listen, partners, we don’t have a flu season,” Gloria Copeland said. “And don’t receive it when somebody threatens you with, ‘Everybody is getting the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as Prosperity Gospel Grifter Kenneth Copeland takes possession of his newest jet, in the name of JEEBUS: You know, I think $36M Ameros could be better used than giving it to another Elmer Gantry … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs It really feelz like Liz Grokin arrived out of nowhere and now is in the pole position for being our favorite nutty conspiracy theorist for 2018. Today’s exhibit(s) shows us that ol’ Liz could give Alex … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: You gotta love that Josh Bernstein is favorably comparing his deportation idea to North Korea! “I don’t want to see anyone injured or dead, BUT…” sure ya do, Josh.