Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

Xristian Xrazy Deeply Held Beliefs Will Kill Us All

Across the country pastors revolted against stay-at-home orders, pitting public health concerns against claims of religious freedom. And we could have predicted that these grifters would encourage their rubes to show up. You can see how those deeply held religious … Continue reading

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The War On Christmas Has Death Camps

You cannot make up shit like this: Amazon asked to remove ‘Auschwitz’ Christmas decor WASHINGTON — Amazon said Monday it has removed “Christmas ornaments” and other merchandise bearing the images of Auschwitz that had been available on its online site. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has Judge Jeanine on his show, she’s peddling her new book all over town and Josh proceeds to get the title wrong, and it all goes downhill from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us he serves the country each and every day, you know, just not in the military. Good to know.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Roger Stone, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Christian Post goes long and tells us all the reasons why Congress should not add Sexual Orientation to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, you know, because it is a choice. “On April 2, the House Judiciary … Continue reading

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