Category Archives: Jump for Jeebus

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1 “I had a mask on. I sort of … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

Floriduh Priestess Takes Action!

Jump for Jeebus! You’d think our old pal, self-proclaimed prophet and noted weather warrior Kat Kerr would be all ye Olde Testament-y, eye-for-an-eye for killing one of Gawd’s children, and you would be wrong. She is more concerned about poor, … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Jump for Jeebus, Kat Kerr, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein wants a visit from the Secret Service as he stronly suggest lynching current candidate and former VP Joe Biden! Joshie, Two-Words: de-caffe yourself.

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2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 26 Comments

When Possum Hollar Gets The Trump-Virus

So what happens when the swank residents of Possum Hollar gets the Trump-Virus? A Florida man who thought the coronavirus was “a fake crisis” has changed his mind after he and his wife contracted COVID-19. Floriduh man! Brian Hitchens, a … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Preaching to the Choir

Hey guys, you know about those bathed in the blood of Christ people who think that they have some special immunity? Seems that they might be wrong! How coronavirus spread from one member to 87% of the singers at a … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Jump for Jeebus, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

Posted in Family Values, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, remember how Xristian Xrazies are protected from the Trump-Virus because they are bathed in the blood of Jeebus? Yeah, maybe not so much: ‘A phantom plague’: Evangelicals who defied social distancing guidelines are dying of … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs VP Mike Pence, the walking termite buffet and noted asshole once again proves he is an asshole: PENCE flouts Mayo Clinic policy that everyone on campus wear a mask, even as he meets with staff and … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 16 Comments