Category Archives: Get Off The Cross

Tired Of All The Winning?

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

Comrade Stupid’s attempt to get a Noble Prize seems to have gone awry (emphasis mine): “Samantha Vinograd, who served on the national security council under President Obama, said Trump had effectively moved his own goalposts backward, tacitly walking away from … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross | 8 Comments

“CUT!”

Posted on June 17, 2019 by

ABC News is dribbling out teasers from their long-access interview with Prznint Stupid, and boy-howdy, do we get to see him up close and personal: It’s all showbiz to our Stable Genius. The look of disgust after Mick Mulvaney coughed … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has put on his pointy white thinkin’ cap and used his irrefutable logic the theologic powers to discern the truth about White Privilege: (Be prepared for shock, Gentle Readers!) IT doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Congrats, fellow jack-booted marxists! Notorious homophobe, Theocrat, Trump bootlicker, and former Libertarian Candidate for Gubnor of Massachusetts Scott Lively sounds like he is surrendering to the ‘mos, who have flown the Rainbow Flag over churches like … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Scott Lively, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

GOP Losing Another Key Demographic: Xristians

Posted on April 18, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie tells us (emphasis is theirs, as is enigmatic use of bullets): Gallup says the percentage of U.S. adults who belong to a church or other religious institution has plunged by 20 points over the past two … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 5, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Christian Post goes long and tells us all the reasons why Congress should not add Sexual Orientation to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, you know, because it is a choice. “On April 2, the House Judiciary … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Prznint Stupid’s Plan

Posted on October 1, 2018 by

Axios susses out what happens if Kavanaugh goes down in flames (emphasis mine): “Politically, I think they would rather keep it 4-4 rather than put somebody acceptable on the court,” the source added. “He [Trump] needs to run on polarization … Continue reading →

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross, supreme court | 9 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas This Time?

Posted on July 8, 2018 by

He Seems Nice: “A Republican congressional candidate [Steve Fitzgerald] in a Kansas race Democrats are targeting in November told an audience at a party meeting this month that “outside of Western civilization there is only barbarism.” Oh? “During his more-than-30-minute … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Kansas, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 11, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Linda Harvey smelled something in the air, and poked her nose out of her mud hut. Yes. Yes, it was that time of the year again… No Name Calling Week in schools. Barbwire (the blog-like thingie … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Linda Harvey, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Posted on November 17, 2017 by

Rick Wiles is as shameless as they come and that was one of the most insulting uses of the Holocaust as anything any Nazi has ever said. Yeah, I’d hate to be as powerless as a straight white male Xristian … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Nazis, Rick Wiles, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments