Category Archives: Get Off The Cross

America in Shock: Silent Vigil Protestors Terrify Fresh Prince of Possum Hollar

Martyrs I dunno, Josh. You’re the one trying to overthrow democracy. This looks pretty tame: — Kim Masters (@kimmasters) January 5, 2021 Sen. Josh Hawley, the Fresh Prince of Possum Hollar, should get off the cross, someone else needs the … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Sen. Josh Hawley | 8 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Prznint Stupid is at his pitiful party again: If a Democrat Presidential Candidate had an Election Rigged & Stolen, with proof of such acts at a level never seen before, the Democrat Senators would consider it an act of war, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 26 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

  Facebook Charged Biden a Higher Price Than Trump for Campaign Ads When President Donald Trump wanted to reach out to older Arizona voters in August with the message “The RADICAL Left has taken over Joe Biden and the Democratic Party,” … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Get Off The Cross, Instagram, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 5 Comments

Start Packing

17 Days Till Election Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Donnie: “You know what? Running against the worst candidate in the history of American politics puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose? My whole life—what … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 23 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony ran down the hallway roaring with laughter and crop-dusting the entire way: Hey guys, did you know that the Republican Party has discriminated against the religious conservatives? Get off the Cross, … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Sen. Josh Hawley, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 9 Comments

We Should Be So Lucky

At the Lincoln Memorial, Trump says he’s being treated worse than Lincoln. — Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 4, 2020 Amazing, isn’t it, that everyone on that stage has a head made of rock? No one challenged his assertion?! And … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 21 Comments

False Xristian Breaks Commandments

Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask “Vice President Pence’s office has threatened to retaliate against a reporter who revealed that Pence’s office had told journalists they would need masks for Pence’s … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Liars, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 11 Comments

Prznint Stupid Conducts A Master Class in Gaslighting

Lord Damp Nut is running scaired: What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions, & then refuses to report the truth or facts accurately. They get record ratings, & … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments

That’s Not Scriptural

Proof that Possum Hollar has a basic problem with scripture and spelling, praise Jeebus.

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Xristian Xraxies | 20 Comments

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments