Category Archives: Get Off The Cross

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, we haven’t heard from our old pal Rev. Fishsticks in a while, I wonder what he’s up to… Mr. President, you and Jesus Christ have something in common. Politicians, lawyers, pundits, and cultural icons are … Continue reading

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Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Hey you guys, prepare yourselves for a shock: Comrade Stupid is not taking this impeachment process thingie very well! I mean besides suggesting to execute the person who leaked to the Whistleblower, and then demanding that the Whistleblower hisself/herself be … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, racism, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Tired Of All The Winning?

Comrade Stupid’s attempt to get a Noble Prize seems to have gone awry (emphasis mine): “Samantha Vinograd, who served on the national security council under President Obama, said Trump had effectively moved his own goalposts backward, tacitly walking away from … Continue reading

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“CUT!”

ABC News is dribbling out teasers from their long-access interview with Prznint Stupid, and boy-howdy, do we get to see him up close and personal: It’s all showbiz to our Stable Genius. The look of disgust after Mick Mulvaney coughed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has put on his pointy white thinkin’ cap and used his irrefutable logic the theologic powers to discern the truth about White Privilege: (Be prepared for shock, Gentle Readers!) IT doesn’t … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Congrats, fellow jack-booted marxists! Notorious homophobe, Theocrat, Trump bootlicker, and former Libertarian Candidate for Gubnor of Massachusetts Scott Lively sounds like he is surrendering to the ‘mos, who have flown the Rainbow Flag over churches like … Continue reading

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GOP Losing Another Key Demographic: Xristians

Axios morning email thingie tells us (emphasis is theirs, as is enigmatic use of bullets): Gallup says the percentage of U.S. adults who belong to a church or other religious institution has plunged by 20 points over the past two … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Christian Post goes long and tells us all the reasons why Congress should not add Sexual Orientation to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, you know, because it is a choice. “On April 2, the House Judiciary … Continue reading

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