Category Archives: Get Off The Cross

All This Time Baptists Were Talkin’ About The Rapture We Thought They Meant Something Else

Posted on May 23, 2022 by tengrain

Maybe “rapture” means something else to Southern Baptists, if you know what I mean and I think you do: Southern Baptist leaders covered up sex abuse, kept secret database, report says Leaders in the Southern Baptist Convention on Sunday released … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Rapture-a-thon, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Posted on May 5, 2022 by tengrain

  Let’s meet forced-birth Colorado gubernatorial candidate Greg Lopez, who compares hisself to Jeebus to casually dismiss that he assaulted his then-pregnant wife: NEW: GOP gubernatorial candidate @LopezforCO says he would sign an abortion ban in Colorado. I asked him … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Colorado, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Get Off The Cross, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Mel, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Posted on February 19, 2022 by tengrain

Mel is lamenting that her NFT grifts have all come to naught and that she’s just another con artist from Merde-a-Lardo, so she takes kids as human shields to deflect criticism: “Those who attack my initiatives and create the appearance … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Grifters Gotta Grift, Melancholia Trump, Terrible Human Beings | 8 Comments

Report: Jeebus Loved The Stupid Coup

Posted on February 10, 2022 by tengrain

Not that this is much of a surprise, but… New report details the influence of Christian nationalism on the insurrection (RNS) — A team of scholars, faith leaders and advocates unveiled an exhaustive new report Wednesday (Feb. 9) that documents … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

Gov. Pat McCrory: ‘White Like Me’

Posted on January 27, 2022 by tengrain

Gov. Bathroom Bills should know his own state’s history better: (CNN)Former North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory said last year that not receiving an offer to teach at Duke University upon leaving the governorship was “blacklisting” and comparable to the refusal … Continue reading →

Posted in civil rights, Get Off The Cross, North Carolina, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Free-thinking American Follower of Jesus Christ Shocked That Telling President To Eff Off on Christmas Eve Is Unpopular

Posted on December 26, 2021 by tengrain

Honest to blog, some people have no manners. Anyway, after this Schmeck told President Handsome Joe Biden to eff off, he got some blow-back that for some reason he was not expecting: Schmeck said that he “stood 100 percent behind … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 18 Comments

The Saturday Quote

Posted on September 18, 2021 by tengrain

Republicans are always climbing onto the cross: “I walked into the lion’s den. [Psaki] walks into a bunch of kittens.” —Spicy

Posted in Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch, Get Off The Cross, In their own words, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, Quote | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 17, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News   $20, Same As in Town:   The Taliban are the only people building back better. — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) August 16, 2021

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 13 Comments

Bad Design, Cont.

Posted on April 21, 2021 by tengrain

Gives deeper meaning to “Thy rod and thy staff comfort me,” now don’t it?

Posted in Bad Design, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus | 8 Comments

The Muzzlement of Sen. Hawley, Cont.

Posted on January 25, 2021 by tengrain

For a guy who complains about being muzzled, he won’t shut up, and keeps making a bee-line for any mic he spots: Hawley files ethics counter-complaint against seven Dem senators “The idea that one Senator who disagrees with another Senator … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, First Amendment, Get Off The Cross, Insurrection, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Sedition, snark, The Stupid Coup | 15 Comments