Category Archives: Get Off The Cross

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 19, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony ran down the hallway roaring with laughter and crop-dusting the entire way: Hey guys, did you know that the Republican Party has discriminated against the religious conservatives? Get off the Cross, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Sen. Josh Hawley, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 9 Comments

We Should Be So Lucky

Posted on May 4, 2020 by

At the Lincoln Memorial, Trump says he’s being treated worse than Lincoln. pic.twitter.com/psZwWRE6WD — Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 4, 2020 Amazing, isn’t it, that everyone on that stage has a head made of rock? No one challenged his assertion?! And … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 21 Comments

False Xristian Breaks Commandments

Posted on May 1, 2020 by

Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask “Vice President Pence’s office has threatened to retaliate against a reporter who revealed that Pence’s office had told journalists they would need masks for Pence’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Liars, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 11 Comments

Prznint Stupid Conducts A Master Class in Gaslighting

Posted on April 26, 2020 by

Lord Damp Nut is running scaired: What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions, & then refuses to report the truth or facts accurately. They get record ratings, & … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments

That’s Not Scriptural

Posted on April 24, 2020 by

Proof that Possum Hollar has a basic problem with scripture and spelling, praise Jeebus.

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Xristian Xraxies | 20 Comments

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Posted on April 19, 2020 by

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 7, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, we haven’t heard from our old pal Rev. Fishsticks in a while, I wonder what he’s up to… Mr. President, you and Jesus Christ have something in common. Politicians, lawyers, pundits, and cultural icons are … Continue reading →

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Posted on October 22, 2019 by

Hey you guys, prepare yourselves for a shock: Comrade Stupid is not taking this impeachment process thingie very well! I mean besides suggesting to execute the person who leaked to the Whistleblower, and then demanding that the Whistleblower hisself/herself be … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, racism, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments