Category Archives: Family Values

When Budget Cuts = Y’all Qaeda Public Health Policy

Posted on July 15, 2017 by

This has HHS Tom Price’s fingerprints all over it, with an assist from Mike Pence: Trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs The Trump administration has quietly axed $213.6 million in teen pregnancy prevention programs and research at … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

Posted on March 15, 2017 by

To fit the cliché, I’d start looking for the dead girl. UPDATE 1: Charges are being pressed: The charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

Posted in Family Values, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

The Morning Face-Palm

Posted on February 21, 2017 by

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | Leave a comment

UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

Posted on February 20, 2017 by

🚨 Breaking: We obtained the #CPAC2017 Milo Yiannopoulos introductory video. This is a must watch! Well done @mschlapp. pic.twitter.com/2nA0H9woUX — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 19, 2017 Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Family Values, Milos Yappingpapaya, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 30, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Frosted Tips Twins, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

Christian Contortionist In Difficult Position

Posted on October 13, 2016 by

All of America is waiting for our old pal One-L to weigh in on the Trump news, what with being a leading godly person, and she does not disappoint: The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Bachmann the Nutjobber, Family Values, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 5, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch the H&M body-positive ad that got One Million Moms (actually lonely Monica Cole and her overheated fax machine at the American Family Association World HQ) panties in a bunch: If you happened to notice one … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Why Ayatollah Ted Changed His Mind on Trump

Posted on September 24, 2016 by

“Justice” Ted Lee. Lee’s conservatism, moreover, is rooted in a hard-line understanding of the Constitution that was popular among judges in the early twentieth century but is now widely viewed as wrong and immoral. As a candidate for the senate … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Family Values, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 14, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Infamous Boycott Queen and noted file-folder spank-bank auteur Linda Harvey adds fanfic to her repertoire: One morning, as Hillary finished climbing into today’s pantsuit, she heard a voice. “Hello, Hillary.” Whirling around, Hillary grimaced. “Oh, it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Family Values, Hillary Clinton, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Posted on September 10, 2016 by

I’ve been reading, with some fascination, smarmy Todd Starnes remarks at Y’all Qaeda’s Value Voters Summit, and a passage or two jumped out at me: “In recent days we have seen Christian Americans hauled into court and thrown into jail, … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Todd Starnes, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments