Category Archives: Family Values

Republican Family Values, Part Infinity

  We are detecting a pattern of behavior: GOP strategist Anton Lazzaro has been arrested on five counts of underage sex trafficking.   This guy was arrested for sex trafficking minors today. https://t.co/XK6CcH4oZs — Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) August 13, … Continue reading

Posted in children, Family Values | 6 Comments

News From Pennsylvania

One of the items in Mikes’ Blog Round-Up at Crooks and Liars is about new abortion restrictions in Pennsylvania that would require women to complete a form to report any miscarriages. This article in the Go Erie newspaper goes deeper, but … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well this creeped me out: Former Liberty president Jerry Falwell unexpectedly showed up to a student event and invited them to a graduation party at his home “I just want to invite all the seniors to my … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Family Values Sen. Marsha Blackburn, the Louie Gohmert of RoJos, got in a sick burn on one of President Handsome Joe Biden’s initiatives in the American Families Plan: You know who else liked universal day care:https://t.co/UoGTnuIW9c — Sen. Marsha Blackburn … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sen. Marsha Blackburn | 6 Comments

Oklahoma, Whaddup?

You will have your rapist’s baby: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signed a bill to immediately outlaw abortion in Oklahoma if the U.S. Supreme Court overturns the 1973 case that legalized abortion. Stitt signed the so-called “trigger” bill late Tuesday. The … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Oklahoma, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments

Family Values, Floriduh-Style

I guess we now know why Gaetz wants to gets outta DC: [Rep. Matt Gaetz] “is being investigated by the Justice Department over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him. … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Matt Gaetz | 17 Comments

What Does Tennessee Have Against Monkeys, Anyway?

The Midday Stupid Sweet Jeebus, it’s Tennessee again: Designation of Bible as state book to hit House floor following years of failed legislative attempts A resolution designating the Bible as the state book cleared a House committee Tuesday morning despite … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, First Amendment, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Missouri pastor on leave after offensive sermon on wives MALDEN, Mo. (AP) — A southeastern Missouri preacher went on leave from his church and is seeking professional counseling after giving a sermon that chastised married women who … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

You Say Po-Tat-O….

Last night, when I fired up the ol’ electric twitter machine, I noticed  that Meghan McCain was again trending along with Potato Head. “Redundant,” thought I, and did not pursue whatever it was that SoyBlo did. Anyway, imagine my surprise this … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pop Culture, snark, Transphobia, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

You’ve Got Mail! Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF) Adam, Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rapture-a-thon, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments