Category Archives: Family Values

Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

Moore- Yesterday Beverly Young Nelson told us about how real Alabama Senate candidate and alleged child molester Roy Moore assaulted her when she was 15, which technically makes him an alleged ephebophile, not pedophile. Vocabulary, people! You can read the (salacious and … Continue reading

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Your Morning Keurig

Drowning Man Swims to Sinking Ship Sean Hannity is fighting to repair the good name of the alleged child molester Roy Moore. It’s a tough job, but Hannity is gonna do it. Hannity’s advertisers usually stick with him through thick … Continue reading

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The Alabama Race Is Winnable, Moore or Less

A new poll shows alleged child molester Roy Moore at 46% and Democrat Doug Jones also at 46%. The poll asked if the respondent was aware of the accusations and an astonishing 82% said they were. And this is why … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Do as I say’ (Moore or Less)

Our old friend Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, well, I think she’s getting a little jaded in the age of Trump… ABC News: “Like most Americans, the president believes we cannot allow a mere allegation, in this case one from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And by drink, I mean a toast! Oh, Seattle, don’t ever change. Anyway, in this video Ben Borgman, the gay owner of Bedlam Coffee, kicked out from his shop a group of Xristian Xrazie forced-birthers who were forcing … Continue reading

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GOP Family Values, Cont.

Another Republican, another mistress, another forced-birth hypocrite: A text message sent in January to U.S. Rep. Tim Murphy by a woman with whom he had an extra-marital relationship took him to task for an anti-abortion statement posted on Facebook from … Continue reading

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It’s Got A Beat

Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That Mark ‘Frequencies’ Taylor guy is everywhere, telling us about how the Illuminati is using rays to steal the vital juices of the good folks of Possum Hollar an’ change their DNA from being a pure … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs One Million Moms (minus 999,999)’ Monica Cole warmed up her 1990s era fax machine deep in the bowels of the American Family Association (see what I did there?), and hit send. Let’s see who she is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs From the “You Can’t Quit, You’re Fired” files: Rather than putting pressure on the businesspeople of the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum, I am ending both. Thank you all! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) … Continue reading

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