Category Archives: Family Values

Republican Family Values Strikes Again

Funny how it is always Team Family Values that ends up being Team Child Molester: Former Trump Official Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charge, Is Sentenced to Prison A former Commerce Department official in the Trump administration was sentenced to … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Family Values | 3 Comments

More Unintended Consequences From Justice Sammie Alito’s Ruling: Kids on Birth Control

Congrats, Republicans: Sixteen-year-old Adismarys Abreu had been discussing a long-lasting birth control implant with her mother for about a year as a potential solution to increasing menstrual pain. Then Roe v. Wade was overturned, and Abreu joined the throng of … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments

Surprise! Your Rapist’s Embryo Is Deductible in Georgia

Sic transit gloria mundi Absolutely eff’ing nuts: In Georgeduh, you can claim your rapist’s embryos as dependents on your taxes: In light of the June 24, 2022, U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization and the … Continue reading

Posted in Culture Wars, Family Values, Forced Birth, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

He Seems Nice

Pride Month Newsweek: Pastor Dillon Awes said that the “solution” to gay people is presented in the Bible: “They should be lined up against the wall and shot in the back of the head.” Why, yes, he is a Baptist. … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Crazeee States, Family Values, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

She Seems Nice

“I don’t think it’s nice when they’re telling your 5-year-old that he can [suck the dick] of another 5-year-old,” she said, drawing gasps from the audience. “Do you?” “Because that’s what’s happening in your schools!” she added. “If this makes … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

All This Time Baptists Were Talkin’ About The Rapture We Thought They Meant Something Else

Maybe “rapture” means something else to Southern Baptists, if you know what I mean and I think you do: Southern Baptist leaders covered up sex abuse, kept secret database, report says Leaders in the Southern Baptist Convention on Sunday released … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Rapture-a-thon, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

The Party of Law and Order

When they show you who they are, believe them the first time: Andrew Wilhoite, who is currently in jail after being charged for his wife’s murder, wins the GOP primary for town board in Indiana. Wilhoite will be ineligible for … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, War on Women, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

  Let’s meet forced-birth Colorado gubernatorial candidate Greg Lopez, who compares hisself to Jeebus to casually dismiss that he assaulted his then-pregnant wife: NEW: GOP gubernatorial candidate @LopezforCO says he would sign an abortion ban in Colorado. I asked him … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Colorado, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Get Off The Cross, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™, Part Infinity

Look how many paragraphs it took the AP before they got to mentioning that the rapist is a Republican: Former Idaho lawmaker found guilty of raping intern BOISE, Idaho (AP) — A former Idaho lawmaker was convicted Friday of raping … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, media, Our Failed Political Press, Sex fiends | 9 Comments