Category Archives: Family Values

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 25, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey kids, let’s listen in while Lord Damp Nut tells the Xristian Xrazies (he’s on a call to Tony Perkin’s SPLU-designated hate group, the Family Research Council)  to pray for him for a victory on November … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Family Values, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

The War On Christmas Has Death Camps

Posted on December 2, 2019 by

You cannot make up shit like this: Amazon asked to remove ‘Auschwitz’ Christmas decor WASHINGTON — Amazon said Monday it has removed “Christmas ornaments” and other merchandise bearing the images of Auschwitz that had been available on its online site. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, That Bastard George Soros, War on Christmas, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 18, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I bet you’ll never guess that such a positive and affirming message for transpeople could possibly get the Xristians upset, amiright?! Anyway, David Lane, who is the founder of American Renewal Project, is very, Very, VERY … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, racism, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.” The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

Your Kind Cannot Take Shelter Here

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

Christian Kindness The Department of Housing and Urban Development has proposed a new rule that would allow homeless shelters that receive federal funding to deny homeless people entry on religious grounds, and force transgender women to use men’s restrooms and … Continue reading →

Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Family Values, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Shorter Don Boys (former Indiana lawmaker who attempted to recriminalize sodomy): “So how gay are you, Mayor Pete? Uh, asking for a friend?”

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Legalizing Bigotry

Posted on May 4, 2019 by

This is alarming (emphasis mine): “WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services on Thursday released a final rule allowing doctors, nurses and other health workers to opt out of procedures such as abortions and sterilizations which violate … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 5, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Christian Post goes long and tells us all the reasons why Congress should not add Sexual Orientation to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, you know, because it is a choice. “On April 2, the House Judiciary … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 4, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Pat Robertson calls on the US military to take out Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro with a drone strike. pic.twitter.com/jqtdfxIEiJ — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 4, 2019 Well, I’m pretty sure that’s not Scriptural, Unkka Pat.

Posted in Family Values, Pat Robertson, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments