Category Archives: Family Values

Preach, Brother Steele, Preach!

Man, Steele used to be the head of the Republican Party. It’s not a surprise to anyone that the Xristians are hypocrites, but as Matthews notes, that was a full-Faustian bargain explained right there. One wonders what they actually believe … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Presented without comment: “In many ways, [presidential advisor Fox News “spiritual advisor’ Dr. Robert Jeffress] the Southern Baptist pastor says, President Trump’s standing with Evangelicals is stronger today than it was a year ago when they … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Linda Harvey smelled something in the air, and poked her nose out of her mud hut. Yes. Yes, it was that time of the year again… No Name Calling Week in schools. Barbwire (the blog-like thingie … Continue reading

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50 Shades of Greitens

Meet the family values Republican governor of the Show-Me State, Eric Greitens. Greitens, it seems, is enthusiastic about bondage and as a secondary hobby, blackmail as he is about family values. But who amongst us isn’t? Oh, wait. Anyway, click … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Family Values, Missouri | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Flying the friendly skies… Delta apathetic toward in-flight porn, says group Dawn Hawkins of the National Center on Sexual Exploitation experienced the problem when she was on a Delta flight. According to NCOSE communications director Katherine … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Shallow graves for shallow people, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Junk shot: WASHINGTON — Ennis Rep. Joe Barton apologized Wednesday for a sexually explicit photo now circulating online, but he doesn’t plan to resign. In a statement released to The Dallas Morning News, the longtime Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

Moore- Yesterday Beverly Young Nelson told us about how real Alabama Senate candidate and alleged child molester Roy Moore assaulted her when she was 15, which technically makes him an alleged ephebophile, not pedophile. Vocabulary, people! You can read the (salacious and … Continue reading

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Your Morning Keurig

Drowning Man Swims to Sinking Ship Sean Hannity is fighting to repair the good name of the alleged child molester Roy Moore. It’s a tough job, but Hannity is gonna do it. Hannity’s advertisers usually stick with him through thick … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Fox News, Roy Moore, Sean Hannity, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

The Alabama Race Is Winnable, Moore or Less

A new poll shows alleged child molester Roy Moore at 46% and Democrat Doug Jones also at 46%. The poll asked if the respondent was aware of the accusations and an astonishing 82% said they were. And this is why … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Do as I say’ (Moore or Less)

Our old friend Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, well, I think she’s getting a little jaded in the age of Trump… ABC News: “Like most Americans, the president believes we cannot allow a mere allegation, in this case one from … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Family Values, Rapture-a-thon, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments