Category Archives: Family Values

Family Values, Floriduh-Style

Posted on March 30, 2021 by tengrain

I guess we now know why Gaetz wants to gets outta DC: [Rep. Matt Gaetz] “is being investigated by the Justice Department over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him. … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Matt Gaetz | 17 Comments

What Does Tennessee Have Against Monkeys, Anyway?

Posted on March 24, 2021 by tengrain

The Midday Stupid Sweet Jeebus, it’s Tennessee again: Designation of Bible as state book to hit House floor following years of failed legislative attempts A resolution designating the Bible as the state book cleared a House committee Tuesday morning despite … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, First Amendment, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 10, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Missouri pastor on leave after offensive sermon on wives MALDEN, Mo. (AP) — A southeastern Missouri preacher went on leave from his church and is seeking professional counseling after giving a sermon that chastised married women who … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

You Say Po-Tat-O….

Posted on February 26, 2021 by tengrain

Last night, when I fired up the ol’ electric twitter machine, I noticed  that Meghan McCain was again trending along with Potato Head. “Redundant,” thought I, and did not pursue whatever it was that SoyBlo did. Anyway, imagine my surprise this … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pop Culture, snark, Transphobia, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

Posted on February 16, 2021 by tengrain

You’ve Got Mail! Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF) Adam, Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rapture-a-thon, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on January 14, 2021 by tengrain

Everything that is wrong with the evangelicals in one sign. (Not sure who sent it, —attribution was lost in the shuffle— so please take a bow in the comments.)

Posted in Bad Signs, Family Values, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 16, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Furious about SCOTUS's decision protecting LGBTQ rights, Dave Daubenmire fumes about Jews. pic.twitter.com/Jl5HIMBIdX — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 16, 2020 Got that? RGB might as well be a Muslim! Because, I guess, LGBTQ people cannot … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Coach Dave, Family Values, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 11, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Deadstate via Scissorhead Bruce388: Woman loses Christian college scholarship after saying George Floyd ‘wasn’t innocent’ An incoming college freshman to Arizona Christian University had her scholarship rescinded after social media posts surfaced showing her justifying the … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Family Values, racism, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Posted on May 20, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 4, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

Posted in Family Values, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments