Category Archives: Family Values

GOP Welches On Deal, Takes Away $ From Sick, Poor Kids

Posted on May 9, 2018 by

That’s the headline we should see if Republicans are successful in the so-called budget recission deal: The White House says the clawback is mostly aimed at unobligated funds, such as those leftovers in accounts for defunct programs. Scrapping unobligated funds … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Healthcare Repeal, Monsters, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

If It’s a Day Ending in “Y”…

Posted on April 11, 2018 by

…then another Xristian Xrazie Youth Pastor has (allegedly) molested a kid. Paul Edward Acton Bowen was arrested on Tuesday and “charged with second-degree sodomy, enticing a child to enter a vehicle or house for immoral purposes, and second-degree sex abuse” … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

Gov. of Show-Me State Wanted To Literally Show Us

Posted on February 23, 2018 by

It is a well-known fact that the snake-handlers of Missouri (Hi, John Ascroft!) elected a gubnor to clean up the state and remove the Debbil Democrat party from the state house. “Gawd, Guns, and Gays!,” he campaigned on! And so … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

Preach, Brother Steele, Preach!

Posted on January 24, 2018 by

Man, Steele used to be the head of the Republican Party. It’s not a surprise to anyone that the Xristians are hypocrites, but as Matthews notes, that was a full-Faustian bargain explained right there. One wonders what they actually believe … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 22, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Presented without comment: “In many ways, [presidential advisor Fox News “spiritual advisor’ Dr. Robert Jeffress] the Southern Baptist pastor says, President Trump’s standing with Evangelicals is stronger today than it was a year ago when they … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 11, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Linda Harvey smelled something in the air, and poked her nose out of her mud hut. Yes. Yes, it was that time of the year again… No Name Calling Week in schools. Barbwire (the blog-like thingie … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Linda Harvey, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

50 Shades of Greitens

Posted on January 11, 2018 by

Meet the family values Republican governor of the Show-Me State, Eric Greitens. Greitens, it seems, is enthusiastic about bondage and as a secondary hobby, blackmail as he is about family values. But who amongst us isn’t? Oh, wait. Anyway, click … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Family Values, Missouri | 16 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 27, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Flying the friendly skies… Delta apathetic toward in-flight porn, says group Dawn Hawkins of the National Center on Sexual Exploitation experienced the problem when she was on a Delta flight. According to NCOSE communications director Katherine … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Shallow graves for shallow people, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 22, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Junk shot: WASHINGTON — Ennis Rep. Joe Barton apologized Wednesday for a sexually explicit photo now circulating online, but he doesn’t plan to resign. In a statement released to The Dallas Morning News, the longtime Republican … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

Posted on November 14, 2017 by

Moore- Yesterday Beverly Young Nelson told us about how real Alabama Senate candidate and alleged child molester Roy Moore assaulted her when she was 15, which technically makes him an alleged ephebophile, not pedophile. Vocabulary, people! You can read the (salacious and … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments