Category Archives: Family Values

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

The Party of Law and Order

When they show you who they are, believe them the first time: Andrew Wilhoite, who is currently in jail after being charged for his wife’s murder, wins the GOP primary for town board in Indiana. Wilhoite will be ineligible for … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, War on Women, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

  Let’s meet forced-birth Colorado gubernatorial candidate Greg Lopez, who compares hisself to Jeebus to casually dismiss that he assaulted his then-pregnant wife: NEW: GOP gubernatorial candidate @LopezforCO says he would sign an abortion ban in Colorado. I asked him … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Colorado, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Get Off The Cross, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™, Part Infinity

Look how many paragraphs it took the AP before they got to mentioning that the rapist is a Republican: Former Idaho lawmaker found guilty of raping intern BOISE, Idaho (AP) — A former Idaho lawmaker was convicted Friday of raping … Continue reading

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Every Accusation is a Confession, Part Infinity

Republicans are grooming little girls to be child brides: Tennessee Republicans are pushing a proposal to create a new type of marriage with no age restrictions that would be available only to heterosexual couples — Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 5, … Continue reading

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Republican Family Values, Part Infinity

This report from Axios totally scans: North Carolina’s Republican Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson “paid” for the abortion of his “unborn child in 1989,” according to his personal Facebook comments from 2012. And that’s /scene.

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, North Carolina, Shallow graves for shallow people, Today's Irony Alert, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Area Republican Is Doing It For The Children

A Republican ex-congress critter showed up in Poland with sixty (60!) Ukranian children he claimed were orphans! Let’s meet him! [Matt Shea], who represented Spokane Valley in the state House for 12 years, opted not to seek reelection in 2020, … Continue reading

Posted in children, Family Values, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

NC Strikes Back!

Habitué of the Eagles Nest gift shop and noted roller Nazi, Madison Cawthorn’s re-election in North Carolina is running into some unexpected turbulence: RALEIGH, N.C. — A group of North Carolina voters told state officials on Monday they want U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Insurrection, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

“Just order the eff’ing pizza already. Christ!” – Mary M.

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Free-thinking American Follower of Jesus Christ Shocked That Telling President To Eff Off on Christmas Eve Is Unpopular

Honest to blog, some people have no manners. Anyway, after this Schmeck told President Handsome Joe Biden to eff off, he got some blow-back that for some reason he was not expecting: Schmeck said that he “stood 100 percent behind … Continue reading

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