Category Archives: Family Values

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 16, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Furious about SCOTUS's decision protecting LGBTQ rights, Dave Daubenmire fumes about Jews. pic.twitter.com/Jl5HIMBIdX — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 16, 2020 Got that? RGB might as well be a Muslim! Because, I guess, LGBTQ people cannot … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Coach Dave, Family Values, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 11, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Deadstate via Scissorhead Bruce388: Woman loses Christian college scholarship after saying George Floyd ‘wasn’t innocent’ An incoming college freshman to Arizona Christian University had her scholarship rescinded after social media posts surfaced showing her justifying the … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Family Values, racism, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Posted on May 20, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 4, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

Posted in Family Values, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

That’s Not Scriptural

Posted on April 24, 2020 by

Proof that Possum Hollar has a basic problem with scripture and spelling, praise Jeebus.

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Xristian Xraxies | 20 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 25, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey kids, let’s listen in while Lord Damp Nut tells the Xristian Xrazies (he’s on a call to Tony Perkin’s SPLU-designated hate group, the Family Research Council)  to pray for him for a victory on November … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Family Values, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

The War On Christmas Has Death Camps

Posted on December 2, 2019 by

You cannot make up shit like this: Amazon asked to remove ‘Auschwitz’ Christmas decor WASHINGTON — Amazon said Monday it has removed “Christmas ornaments” and other merchandise bearing the images of Auschwitz that had been available on its online site. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, That Bastard George Soros, War on Christmas, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 18, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I bet you’ll never guess that such a positive and affirming message for transpeople could possibly get the Xristians upset, amiright?! Anyway, David Lane, who is the founder of American Renewal Project, is very, Very, VERY … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, racism, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.” The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments