Category Archives: Family Values

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on October 24, 2022 by tengrain

Call the Police! He’s confessing!

Posted in Bad Signs, Christian Nationalism, Family Values, Forced Birth, Get Off The Cross, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Republican Family Values Strikes Again

Posted on September 30, 2022 by tengrain

Funny how it is always Team Family Values that ends up being Team Child Molester: Former Trump Official Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charge, Is Sentenced to Prison A former Commerce Department official in the Trump administration was sentenced to … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Family Values | 3 Comments

More Unintended Consequences From Justice Sammie Alito’s Ruling: Kids on Birth Control

Posted on September 28, 2022 by tengrain

Congrats, Republicans: Sixteen-year-old Adismarys Abreu had been discussing a long-lasting birth control implant with her mother for about a year as a potential solution to increasing menstrual pain. Then Roe v. Wade was overturned, and Abreu joined the throng of … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments

Surprise! Your Rapist’s Embryo Is Deductible in Georgia

Posted on August 2, 2022 by tengrain

Sic transit gloria mundi Absolutely eff’ing nuts: In Georgeduh, you can claim your rapist’s embryos as dependents on your taxes: In light of the June 24, 2022, U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture Wars, Family Values, Forced Birth, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

He Seems Nice

Posted on June 9, 2022 by tengrain

Pride Month Newsweek: Pastor Dillon Awes said that the “solution” to gay people is presented in the Bible: “They should be lined up against the wall and shot in the back of the head.” Why, yes, he is a Baptist. … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Crazeee States, Family Values, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

She Seems Nice

Posted on May 23, 2022 by tengrain

“I don’t think it’s nice when they’re telling your 5-year-old that he can [suck the dick] of another 5-year-old,” she said, drawing gasps from the audience. “Do you?” “Because that’s what’s happening in your schools!” she added. “If this makes … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

All This Time Baptists Were Talkin’ About The Rapture We Thought They Meant Something Else

Posted on May 23, 2022 by tengrain

Maybe “rapture” means something else to Southern Baptists, if you know what I mean and I think you do: Southern Baptist leaders covered up sex abuse, kept secret database, report says Leaders in the Southern Baptist Convention on Sunday released … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Rapture-a-thon, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

Posted on May 14, 2022 by tengrain

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

The Party of Law and Order

Posted on May 7, 2022 by tengrain

When they show you who they are, believe them the first time: Andrew Wilhoite, who is currently in jail after being charged for his wife’s murder, wins the GOP primary for town board in Indiana. Wilhoite will be ineligible for … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, War on Women, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Posted on May 5, 2022 by tengrain

  Let’s meet forced-birth Colorado gubernatorial candidate Greg Lopez, who compares hisself to Jeebus to casually dismiss that he assaulted his then-pregnant wife: NEW: GOP gubernatorial candidate @LopezforCO says he would sign an abortion ban in Colorado. I asked him … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Colorado, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Get Off The Cross, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments