Category Archives: Family Values

When Budget Cuts = Y’all Qaeda Public Health Policy

This has HHS Tom Price’s fingerprints all over it, with an assist from Mike Pence: Trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs The Trump administration has quietly axed $213.6 million in teen pregnancy prevention programs and research at … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

To fit the cliché, I’d start looking for the dead girl. UPDATE 1: Charges are being pressed: The charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

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The Morning Face-Palm

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading

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UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

🚨 Breaking: We obtained the #CPAC2017 Milo Yiannopoulos introductory video. This is a must watch! Well done @mschlapp. pic.twitter.com/2nA0H9woUX — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 19, 2017 Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading

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Christian Contortionist In Difficult Position

All of America is waiting for our old pal One-L to weigh in on the Trump news, what with being a leading godly person, and she does not disappoint: The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Bachmann the Nutjobber, Family Values, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch the H&M body-positive ad that got One Million Moms (actually lonely Monica Cole and her overheated fax machine at the American Family Association World HQ) panties in a bunch: If you happened to notice one … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Why Ayatollah Ted Changed His Mind on Trump

“Justice” Ted Lee. Lee’s conservatism, moreover, is rooted in a hard-line understanding of the Constitution that was popular among judges in the early twentieth century but is now widely viewed as wrong and immoral. As a candidate for the senate … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Infamous Boycott Queen and noted file-folder spank-bank auteur Linda Harvey adds fanfic to her repertoire: One morning, as Hillary finished climbing into today’s pantsuit, she heard a voice. “Hello, Hillary.” Whirling around, Hillary grimaced. “Oh, it’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Family Values, Hillary Clinton, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

I’ve been reading, with some fascination, smarmy Todd Starnes remarks at Y’all Qaeda’s Value Voters Summit, and a passage or two jumped out at me: “In recent days we have seen Christian Americans hauled into court and thrown into jail, … Continue reading

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