Category Archives: Family Values

It’s Got A Beat

Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Family Values, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That Mark ‘Frequencies’ Taylor guy is everywhere, telling us about how the Illuminati is using rays to steal the vital juices of the good folks of Possum Hollar an’ change their DNA from being a pure … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs One Million Moms (minus 999,999)’ Monica Cole warmed up her 1990s era fax machine deep in the bowels of the American Family Association (see what I did there?), and hit send. Let’s see who she is … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Monica Cole, Xristian Xraxies | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs From the “You Can’t Quit, You’re Fired” files: Rather than putting pressure on the businesspeople of the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum, I am ending both. Thank you all! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Family Values, snark, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

When Budget Cuts = Y’all Qaeda Public Health Policy

This has HHS Tom Price’s fingerprints all over it, with an assist from Mike Pence: Trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs The Trump administration has quietly axed $213.6 million in teen pregnancy prevention programs and research at … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

To fit the cliché, I’d start looking for the dead girl. UPDATE 1: Charges are being pressed: The charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

Posted in Family Values, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

The Morning Face-Palm

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | Leave a comment

UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

🚨 Breaking: We obtained the #CPAC2017 Milo Yiannopoulos introductory video. This is a must watch! Well done @mschlapp. pic.twitter.com/2nA0H9woUX — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 19, 2017 Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Family Values, Milos Yappingpapaya, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Frosted Tips Twins, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

Christian Contortionist In Difficult Position

All of America is waiting for our old pal One-L to weigh in on the Trump news, what with being a leading godly person, and she does not disappoint: The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Bachmann the Nutjobber, Family Values, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments