Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

Declaration of DEPENDENCE?

Posted on September 26, 2016 by

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood So what has the Theocrats panties in a twist today? Could it be, oh, I dunno… FREEDOM? And for those of you who don’t want to click the link in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Wommack, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

Why Ayatollah Ted Changed His Mind on Trump

Posted on September 24, 2016 by

“Justice” Ted Lee. Lee’s conservatism, moreover, is rooted in a hard-line understanding of the Constitution that was popular among judges in the early twentieth century but is now widely viewed as wrong and immoral. As a candidate for the senate … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Family Values, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 20, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs At last! Part two of fetus-fondling gawd-botherer Gary Cass’ smarmy series that asks the question, “Is Hillary a Christian?,” and I’ll bet you’ll be surprised at the answer: You might recall Cass from his seminal work … Continue reading →

Posted in Gary Cass, Get Off The Cross, Hillary Clinton, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 14, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Infamous Boycott Queen and noted file-folder spank-bank auteur Linda Harvey adds fanfic to her repertoire: One morning, as Hillary finished climbing into today’s pantsuit, she heard a voice. “Hello, Hillary.” Whirling around, Hillary grimaced. “Oh, it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Family Values, Hillary Clinton, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Steve King Will Not Be Made A Fool Of (Yes, He Will)

Posted on September 14, 2016 by

Hair Furer Donald Trump revealed something resembling a paid maternity leave plan—without details, natch—and ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King, is having none of it! Because, you know, the ‘mos might be getting a benefit! …because what is important here … Continue reading →

Posted in Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Posted on September 10, 2016 by

I’ve been reading, with some fascination, smarmy Todd Starnes remarks at Y’all Qaeda’s Value Voters Summit, and a passage or two jumped out at me: “In recent days we have seen Christian Americans hauled into court and thrown into jail, … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Todd Starnes, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Frothy’s Day Job…

Posted on September 9, 2016 by

…just Santorum’ed out another movie: Yup: I’m calling it The Crapture.

Posted in Pop Culture, Rapture-a-thon, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

But Is He Bitter?

Posted on August 25, 2016 by

…You bet your sweet bippy that  fetus-fondling, Gawd-botherer Rev. Paul Blair who lost his primary run-off is bitter: In a normal world, you would think that a hometown boy who went on to play professional football, built a three decade … Continue reading →

Posted in Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

She’s Only Asking…

Posted on August 12, 2016 by

…because, you know, everyone’s asking Jennifer LeClaire Is Hillary Clinton the Antichrist or an Illuminati Witch? Did you ever think there would come a day when someone would pose such queries about the former First Lady of the United States … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Posted on August 10, 2016 by

Sports Update Facebook rage uncle and noted theocrat Gary Cass watched some of the RIO Olympics and tells us: “Is it politically incorrect to lament there isn’t an Olympic Scimitar event so the Muslims could have a chance to win … Continue reading →

Posted in Gary Cass, Islamophobia, Theocrats, Xenophobia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments