Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

That Gawd, such kidder.

Crazy Unkka Pat has seen the future:

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Over at Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, fellow Xristian Xrazie Cliff Kinkaid takes a break … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

To fit the cliché, I’d start looking for the dead girl. UPDATE 1: Charges are being pressed: The charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

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Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

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Wishing Bryan Fisher Well (Really!)

Our old pal, Rev. Fishsticks, has a sad announcement: My battle with cancer begins Dear friends, I have just recently been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer of the prostate gland. Deb and I will be going to the … Continue reading

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The Morning Face-Palm

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading

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UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

🚨 Breaking: We obtained the #CPAC2017 Milo Yiannopoulos introductory video. This is a must watch! Well done @mschlapp. pic.twitter.com/2nA0H9woUX — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 19, 2017 Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda darling Janet (née Folger) Porter set her forced-birth agitprop to an ’80s dance beat: “They’re playing our song,” said absolutely no one.

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading

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