Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 16, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has sumpin to say to us about the shut-show: “Democrats should be sterilized so we can start over!” He’s so close to The Final Solution. Good work, Josh.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus | 4 Comments

Mother Pence, Artist

Posted on January 16, 2019 by

Just so you know, Mother Pence, when not adjusting the cilice on the Walking Termite Buffett, is going to be teaching art at a school that bans the ‘mos: “Karen Pence, wife of Vice President Mike Pence, started at a … Continue reading →

Posted in Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Family Values, Homophobia, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies | 18 Comments

Bad Advice, Cont.

Posted on December 27, 2018 by

Scissorhead Bruce388 reminds us that we have a friend in Jeebus. A really good friend… Actually, he says that this was one of the Russian Troll Farms 2016 Goat Rodeo, uh, attempt to divide an conquer.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Jump for Jeebus | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 27, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Friend of the blog Tommy Christopher tells us exactly what we don’t want to know: Trump’s SECRETARY OF STATE, America’s chief diplomat, said “We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mike Pompeo, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats | 8 Comments

‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

Posted on December 25, 2018 by

Somehow NORAD’s annual tracking of Santa Claus is not part of the government shut-down. One might guess that you don’t mess with parents whose kids are amped up on sugar and high with expectations of the piles of loot. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

Bad Design, Cont.

Posted on December 23, 2018 by

I hope that’s the same town that put up the festive X-Mas dicks! Must be quite a main street!

Posted in Bad Design, Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on December 22, 2018 by

IT’S TRUE!!1! That’s so worth 87₵! So how’s your package-wrapping coming?

Posted in Christmas, holidays, snark, War on Christmas | 5 Comments

Retail’s Super Saturday – Be Kind, Peeps!

Posted on December 22, 2018 by

Today is the second busiest retail day of the year, in the trade known as Super Saturday. The WaPo has a story up that I hope reminds us to be kind to store clerks: “We are the workers tasked with saving … Continue reading →

Posted in Happy Holidays, War on Christmas | 3 Comments

This Exists

Posted on December 21, 2018 by
Posted in 12 Days of Mountjoy, Happy Holidays, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

“Tonight, on CSI…”

Posted on December 21, 2018 by
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