Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

Declaration of DEPENDENCE?

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood So what has the Theocrats panties in a twist today? Could it be, oh, I dunno… FREEDOM? And for those of you who don’t want to click the link in the … Continue reading

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Why Ayatollah Ted Changed His Mind on Trump

“Justice” Ted Lee. Lee’s conservatism, moreover, is rooted in a hard-line understanding of the Constitution that was popular among judges in the early twentieth century but is now widely viewed as wrong and immoral. As a candidate for the senate … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs At last! Part two of fetus-fondling gawd-botherer Gary Cass’ smarmy series that asks the question, “Is Hillary a Christian?,” and I’ll bet you’ll be surprised at the answer: You might recall Cass from his seminal work … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Infamous Boycott Queen and noted file-folder spank-bank auteur Linda Harvey adds fanfic to her repertoire: One morning, as Hillary finished climbing into today’s pantsuit, she heard a voice. “Hello, Hillary.” Whirling around, Hillary grimaced. “Oh, it’s … Continue reading

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Steve King Will Not Be Made A Fool Of (Yes, He Will)

Hair Furer Donald Trump revealed something resembling a paid maternity leave plan—without details, natch—and ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King, is having none of it! Because, you know, the ‘mos might be getting a benefit! …because what is important here … Continue reading

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Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

I’ve been reading, with some fascination, smarmy Todd Starnes remarks at Y’all Qaeda’s Value Voters Summit, and a passage or two jumped out at me: “In recent days we have seen Christian Americans hauled into court and thrown into jail, … Continue reading

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Frothy’s Day Job…

…just Santorum’ed out another movie: Yup: I’m calling it The Crapture.

Posted in Pop Culture, Rapture-a-thon, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

But Is He Bitter?

…You bet your sweet bippy that  fetus-fondling, Gawd-botherer Rev. Paul Blair who lost his primary run-off is bitter: In a normal world, you would think that a hometown boy who went on to play professional football, built a three decade … Continue reading

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She’s Only Asking…

…because, you know, everyone’s asking Jennifer LeClaire Is Hillary Clinton the Antichrist or an Illuminati Witch? Did you ever think there would come a day when someone would pose such queries about the former First Lady of the United States … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Sports Update Facebook rage uncle and noted theocrat Gary Cass watched some of the RIO Olympics and tells us: “Is it politically incorrect to lament there isn’t an Olympic Scimitar event so the Muslims could have a chance to win … Continue reading

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