Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 28, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News   Sweet Jeebus: Moving the goalposts all the way to heaven 😇 pic.twitter.com/yEHbRRCsG6 — Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) August 28, 2021 That is not faith, that is the very definition of Giving Up. (Hat tip: … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Rapture-a-thon, Science, Vaccine, Xenophobia | 20 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Evangelicals?

Posted on August 28, 2021 by tengrain

Ooof: NRB spokesman Dan Darling fired after pro-vaccine statements on ‘Morning Joe’ Daniel Darling, senior vice president of communications for the National Religious Broadcasters, was fired Friday (Aug. 27) after refusing to say his pro-vaccine statements were mistaken. “That’s not … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, snark, Vaccine, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Republicans Celebrate Being A Country of Immigrants

Posted on August 19, 2021 by tengrain

Jeebus, guys, I thought that the Republican Talking Point was that we cut-and-ran and left behind the people who helped us, but oops! It’s actually a sekrit plot to de-white ‘Murika.   Charlie Kirk says Biden intentionally let Afghanistan fall … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Chimpy's Great Adventure, racism, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

As Foretold in Prophecy…

Posted on August 18, 2021 by tengrain

Bible Prophecy Teacher Dr. Jimmy DeYoung Sr. Dies After Bout With COVID America’s beloved Bible Prophecy Teacher Dr. Jimmy DeYoung Sr. passed away early Sunday morning, according to his wife Judy. Dr. DeYoung had been admitted to Memorial Hospital on … Continue reading →

Posted in Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 17, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News   $20, Same As in Town:   The Taliban are the only people building back better. — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) August 16, 2021

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Rep. Lauren Boebert, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 13 Comments

Back To Basics With Fox News!

Posted on August 17, 2021 by tengrain

I’m not saying that Ethnic Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is a racist, but I am saying that racists will be thrilled with his show last night:   Tucker: "If history is any guide, and it’s always a guide, we'll see … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on August 15, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I just cannot say this loudly enough: if you think you know God’s ineffable plan, you will be disabused of this notion in the most public way possible:   Cardinal Burke is placed on ventilator days after … Continue reading →

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Republican Family Values, Part Infinity

Posted on August 13, 2021 by tengrain

  We are detecting a pattern of behavior: GOP strategist Anton Lazzaro has been arrested on five counts of underage sex trafficking.   This guy was arrested for sex trafficking minors today. https://t.co/XK6CcH4oZs — Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) August 13, … Continue reading →

Posted in children, Family Values | 6 Comments

He Seems Nice

Posted on August 3, 2021 by tengrain

See how simple it is: give Y’all Qaeda whatever they want or they’ll take up armed rebellion. Don’t make ’em do it! They’ll pull the car over right now, buster!

Posted in Globalists and the New World Order, Scott Lively, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Posted on July 19, 2021 by tengrain

This headline, if read quickly as I did, got my hopes up: Pence flatlines as 2024 field takes shape Oh, well. DES MOINES, Iowa — Mike Pence was met by a respectful, even warm, crowd in his first trip back … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments