Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

NC Strikes Back!

Habitué of the Eagles Nest gift shop and noted roller Nazi, Madison Cawthorn’s re-election in North Carolina is running into some unexpected turbulence: RALEIGH, N.C. — A group of North Carolina voters told state officials on Monday they want U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Insurrection, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

And all this time I thought the Baptists only talked in tongues. You know, when they felt the Spirit move them.

Posted in Bad Signs, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

“Just order the eff’ing pizza already. Christ!” – Mary M.

Posted in Bad Signs, Family Values | 9 Comments

Free-thinking American Follower of Jesus Christ Shocked That Telling President To Eff Off on Christmas Eve Is Unpopular

Honest to blog, some people have no manners. Anyway, after this Schmeck told President Handsome Joe Biden to eff off, he got some blow-back that for some reason he was not expecting: Schmeck said that he “stood 100 percent behind … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 18 Comments

Merry X-Mas From Trae!

(Hat tip: Scissorheads Jimmy-T and M Davis who were neck-in-neck sending it it!)

Posted in Fox News, snark, War on Christmas | 4 Comments

Today, In Family Values News

Josh Duggar found guilty in child sex abuse image trial Former reality TV star Josh Duggar was convicted Thursday of downloading and possessing child sex abuse images on his work computer. A federal jury in Fayetteville, Arkansas, found the 33-year-old … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Area Druids Mourns Fox News Tree-like Thingie

  The look that the Dumb One gives Petunia when she says it is about Jeebus and Hanukkah is priceless. Oh, as for tree-like thingie: it wasn’t actually a tree: Fox News rn — Jim Keane (@jamestkeane) December 8, … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, People Dumber than Dolphins, Petunia and Pals, War on Christmas | 8 Comments

Terrible Human Being Sends Seasons Greetings

She’s the worst: The Boeberts have your six, @RepThomasMassie! (No spare ammo for you, though) — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) December 8, 2021 The Massie’s Christmas card thingie was bad coming a week after a mass killing at a school, … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rep. Lauren Boebert, War on Christmas | 10 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Strikes Again!

War on Christmas The Christmas tree outside of Fox News has caught on fire. — Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) December 8, 2021 She’s doing good work. PS, I was hoping someone would do this, and yes! The internet remains undefeated: … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, War on Christmas | 17 Comments

It’s Beginning To Feel A Lot Like… no, it’s not!

2021, amirite?

Posted in Bad Holidays, Christmas, masks, Pandemics, War on Christmas | 7 Comments