Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: You gotta love that Josh Bernstein is favorably comparing his deportation idea to North Korea! “I don’t want to see anyone injured or dead, BUT…” sure ya do, Josh.

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

They really do want to destroy the world

“Now, I don’t know about you, but when I heard about Jerusalem — where the King of Kings, where our soon coming King is coming back to Jerusalem, it is because President Trump declared Jerusalem to be capital of Israel.” … Continue reading

Posted in Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Bachmann the Nutjobber, Mike 'Fat Termite' Pence, Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And now it can be told: The Kenyan Usurper was off having gay sex in a hotel somewhere the night of Benghazi: Coach Dave’s guest is Firehouse Prophet Mark Taylor, whom you may recall told us … Continue reading

Posted in Coach Dave, Mark Taylor, snark, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 7 Comments

Compare and Contrast

Everyone is leading today with a feel-good picture of the lighting of the White House Christmas Tree, it even made Axios’ Pic of the Day: But when seen from a different angle… The National Tree Lighting ceremony was beautiful this … Continue reading

Posted in Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays, snark, War on Christmas | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Cyber Monday Edition)

Potato slop impresario Jim Bakker has now launched a 24-hour shopping show. Better hurry up and buy that Jeebus merch before the End Times comes!!1! If you don’t have your own Jeebus hole-less belt (no holes! — really, they were bragging about … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jim Bakker, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Junk shot: WASHINGTON — Ennis Rep. Joe Barton apologized Wednesday for a sexually explicit photo now circulating online, but he doesn’t plan to resign. In a statement released to The Dallas Morning News, the longtime Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

Ever Since Eve and the Apple…

…the Xristians have blamed women for everything. But this excerpt from Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie is especially Xristian misogynistic: “‘I don’t know how much these women are getting paid, but I can only believe they’re getting a healthy sum,’ … Continue reading

Posted in sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments

War on X-mas!

The War on Christmas is moving fast on another, annual front: Starbucks Coffee cups. The usual suspects see support for the ‘mos in the cups: Fox News… The cups feature a busy print of holiday favorites like mittens, presents and … Continue reading

Posted in War on Christmas | 19 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Rick Wiles is as shameless as they come and that was one of the most insulting uses of the Holocaust as anything any Nazi has ever said. Yeah, I’d hate to be as powerless as a straight white male Xristian … Continue reading

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