Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

1 Million Moms The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs: If … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Everything that is wrong with the evangelicals in one sign. (Not sure who sent it, —attribution was lost in the shuffle— so please take a bow in the comments.)

Posted in Bad Signs, Family Values, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

America in Shock: Silent Vigil Protestors Terrify Fresh Prince of Possum Hollar

Martyrs I dunno, Josh. You’re the one trying to overthrow democracy. This looks pretty tame: — Kim Masters (@kimmasters) January 5, 2021 Sen. Josh Hawley, the Fresh Prince of Possum Hollar, should get off the cross, someone else needs the … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Sen. Josh Hawley | 8 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Prznint Stupid is at his pitiful party again: If a Democrat Presidential Candidate had an Election Rigged & Stolen, with proof of such acts at a level never seen before, the Democrat Senators would consider it an act of war, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 26 Comments

The Trump-Virus Will Be Home For Christmas

This story of people flying for the Holidays tells us everything (emphasis mine, d’uh): Many people at airports this week thought long and hard about whether to go somewhere and found a way to rationalize it. “My mom’s worth it. … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Dreaming of a (very) White Christmas Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us about the next Super-Spreader event (emboldening and enigmatic use of CAPS is all theirs): NEW: SECOND LADY KAREN PENCE has invited Congressional … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Theocrats, War on Christmas | 7 Comments

A Mint to Follow Your Stupid?

In case you need a little more stupid to tide you over before getting back to your afternoon, Tiger Beat on the Potomac afternoon email thingie has just a wafer-thin mint, and yes it is a follow-on from the Rudy … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Globalists and the New World Order, That Bastard George Soros | 7 Comments

The Evening Stupid

just read the banner at the bottom, Q nuts are gonna lose their ever loven minds. 😌😂😂😂😂😂😂 — REESUS PATRIOT™💙 (@ReesusP) November 11, 2020 That bastard Soros wrecking all their sekrit clubhouse chit-chat fun! It’s like how he wrecked … Continue reading

Posted in Q-spiracy, That Bastard George Soros | 9 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

  Facebook Charged Biden a Higher Price Than Trump for Campaign Ads When President Donald Trump wanted to reach out to older Arizona voters in August with the message “The RADICAL Left has taken over Joe Biden and the Democratic Party,” … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Get Off The Cross, Instagram, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 5 Comments

Start Packing

17 Days Till Election Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Donnie: “You know what? Running against the worst candidate in the history of American politics puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose? My whole life—what … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 23 Comments