Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey kids, let’s listen in while Lord Damp Nut tells the Xristian Xrazies (he’s on a call to Tony Perkin’s SPLU-designated hate group, the Family Research Council)  to pray for him for a victory on November … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, what if they find a cure for the Coronavirus and it turns out… Tom Horn has something that you might want to keep in mind for when they do finally find a coronavirus vaccine. … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 19 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

(Hat tip Scissorhead Dennis Cole passes on some advice for the season.)

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Trump: ‘From hell’s heart, I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee. ‘

I knew it was going to get to him, and so our Stable Genius, the Chosen One, is punching back at the evangelicals: WH spox Hogan Gidley responds to Trump joking about John Dingell being in hell by trying to … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

“I got rid of Fido. You’re next, Tree.”

Posted in cats, Palate Cleansers, War on Christmas | 3 Comments

Christianity Today: ‘Remove Him From Office’

This editorial from Christianity Today is news: Trump Should Be Removed from Office [I]n our founding documents, Billy Graham explains that Christianity Today will help evangelical Christians interpret the news in a manner that reflects their faith. The impeachment of … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This is the real war on Christmas.

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The War On Christmas Has Death Camps

You cannot make up shit like this: Amazon asked to remove ‘Auschwitz’ Christmas decor WASHINGTON — Amazon said Monday it has removed “Christmas ornaments” and other merchandise bearing the images of Auschwitz that had been available on its online site. … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, That Bastard George Soros, War on Christmas, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs: War on Christmas Edition By now everyone has probably seen the Holiday Season branding commercial from Target, right? The one that inexplicably has a cover of 1977’s hit by Donna Summer “I Feel Love” as the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I bet you’ll never guess that such a positive and affirming message for transpeople could possibly get the Xristians upset, amiright?! Anyway, David Lane, who is the founder of American Renewal Project, is very, Very, VERY … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments