Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming! … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Christian Nationalism, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 8 Comments

He Seems Nice

Pride Month Newsweek: Pastor Dillon Awes said that the “solution” to gay people is presented in the Bible: “They should be lined up against the wall and shot in the back of the head.” Why, yes, he is a Baptist. … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Crazeee States, Family Values, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Colorado Candidate Wants Fellow Christian On Ticket

More from Greg Lopez, theocratic Republican candidate for Colorado Governor: Choosing your lieutenant governor is one of the most serious decisions that a governor makes out of the chute—a candidate. So I’m looking for someone that not only believes in … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Colorado, Crazeee States, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, That Bastard George Soros, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

She Seems Nice

“I don’t think it’s nice when they’re telling your 5-year-old that he can [suck the dick] of another 5-year-old,” she said, drawing gasps from the audience. “Do you?” “Because that’s what’s happening in your schools!” she added. “If this makes … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

All This Time Baptists Were Talkin’ About The Rapture We Thought They Meant Something Else

Maybe “rapture” means something else to Southern Baptists, if you know what I mean and I think you do: Southern Baptist leaders covered up sex abuse, kept secret database, report says Leaders in the Southern Baptist Convention on Sunday released … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Rapture-a-thon, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

The Afternoon Stupid Break

My twitter pal Jodi alerts us that we have a live one:   OMG, I just learned that she is running for Governor. Heaven help us. https://t.co/j51js12wKT — Jodi 🇺🇦 (@jodotcom) May 19, 2022  

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Jump for Jeebus, People Dumber than Dolphins, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Alito Gives Us A Clue Of What Is Next

The Torquemada of Trenton, Justice Sammie tells us what is on his mind, and thus we cannot say we were not warned: In the speech, Alito ran through a detailed examination of statutory textualism and reiterated his disagreement with Justice … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada, SCOTUS, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 12 Comments

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

Hot Takes With Ross Douthat

Worth noting that in the 50 yrs since Roe, men have become less likely to find a spouse, less likely father kids or live with the kids they father, and less likely to participate in the workforce.https://t.co/OnMzkW80Hh — Ross Douthat … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Ross Douthat, Shallow graves for shallow people, Talentless Hacks, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

The Party of Law and Order

When they show you who they are, believe them the first time: Andrew Wilhoite, who is currently in jail after being charged for his wife’s murder, wins the GOP primary for town board in Indiana. Wilhoite will be ineligible for … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, War on Women, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments