Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein wants a visit from the Secret Service as he stronly suggest lynching current candidate and former VP Joe Biden! Joshie, Two-Words: de-caffe yourself.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

When Possum Hollar Gets The Trump-Virus

So what happens when the swank residents of Possum Hollar gets the Trump-Virus? A Florida man who thought the coronavirus was “a fake crisis” has changed his mind after he and his wife contracted COVID-19. Floriduh man! Brian Hitchens, a … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all makes sense, sheeple, IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP!!1!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, That Bastard George Soros | 10 Comments

Preaching to the Choir

Hey guys, you know about those bathed in the blood of Christ people who think that they have some special immunity? Seems that they might be wrong! How coronavirus spread from one member to 87% of the singers at a … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Jump for Jeebus, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/prophet/grifter Mark Taylor wants us to know that the Apocalypse is coming… if Prznint Stupid is re-elected: Maybe he knows sumpin’?

Posted in Chris 'Sugar Lips' McDonald, Grifters Gotta Grift, Mark Taylor, Rapture-a-thon | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

Posted in Family Values, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

We Should Be So Lucky

At the Lincoln Memorial, Trump says he’s being treated worse than Lincoln. pic.twitter.com/psZwWRE6WD — Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 4, 2020 Amazing, isn’t it, that everyone on that stage has a head made of rock? No one challenged his assertion?! And … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 21 Comments