Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

The Morning Face-Palm

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading

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UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

🚨 Breaking: We obtained the #CPAC2017 Milo Yiannopoulos introductory video. This is a must watch! Well done @mschlapp. pic.twitter.com/2nA0H9woUX — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 19, 2017 Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda darling Janet (née Folger) Porter set her forced-birth agitprop to an ’80s dance beat: “They’re playing our song,” said absolutely no one.

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading

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And So Who Is Neil Gorsuch?

Judge Neil Gorsuch is a judge on the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals (which is based in Denver). He was appointed by Chimpy McStagger (so that should be a warning sign right there). He is 49, so if approved will … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! World Nut Daily founder Joseph Farah admits that climate change is real and that we humans are responsible!!1! I used to be a “denier,” as those who sacrifice their reasoning ability at the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Boycott Queen Linda Harvey has stuck her coal-smeared snout out of her mud hut, saw her shadow and so we will have Four More Reasons For Combatting Evil. Anyway, here’s my favorite passage in which ol’ … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that the Womens March this last weekend was actually a march for death and deviance? Well, only if you do it right, I suppose. Take it away, Laurie Higgins writing at … Continue reading

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