Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Frank Gaffney is only asking the hard questions: George Soros, The Anti-Christ, or Just His Right-hand Man? And that alone is a master class in asking a leading question, but that he bases his premise on … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid’s Plan

Axios susses out what happens if Kavanaugh goes down in flames (emphasis mine): “Politically, I think they would rather keep it 4-4 rather than put somebody acceptable on the court,” the source added. “He [Trump] needs to run on polarization … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross, supreme court | 9 Comments

Duncan Hunter, The Legendary Flying Rabbit of San Diego, Has Some ‘Splainin’ To Do

And so now we know: Rep. Duncan ‘Cottontail’ Hunter has a few other Easter Eggs up his… sleeve? “Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) may have illegally spent campaign funds on at least five women who are not his wife — whom … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr? You know that Florida Woman who used her prophetess-fu and took authority over the California wildfires, and Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commanded them to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr starts using her, um, prophetess-fu on the wildfires in California: Kerr also assumed the position, er, authority over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commaned them, … Continue reading

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What’s The Matter With Kansas This Time?

He Seems Nice: “A Republican congressional candidate [Steve Fitzgerald] in a Kansas race Democrats are targeting in November told an audience at a party meeting this month that “outside of Western civilization there is only barbarism.” Oh? “During his more-than-30-minute … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Kansas, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new pal, conspiracy theorist Paul Begley, whom you might not be surprised to learn is a Xristian Pastor of some sort, is only asking the difficult questions: Did Illuminatti Assassins use a heart-attack gun to … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Paul Begley, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Pastor Paul Begley wants us to know that the Illuminatti killed Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain: “Why, during the 66th annual meeting of Bilderberg, how come this stuff is happening?” he asked. “How did Kate Spade … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Linda Harvey poked her snout, tentatively out of her mud hut (having boycotted virtually every retail outlet in Possum Hollar, oh, how she endures!) and sniffed the air. Sensing something had changed, Harvey quickly pulled out … Continue reading

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That Took TOO Long!

Blackmail enthusiast, bondage aficionado, and noted Xristian home-wrecker, Missouri Republican Governor Eric Greitens announced he will resign from office on Friday at 5 p.m. You know, ahead of an impeachment vote. ARE YOU READING THIS, DONNIE?

Posted in Family Values, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments