Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs the Wood: In a letter to Hillsborough schools superintendent Jeff Eakins, the Liberty Counsel alleges that Riverview High math teacher Lora Jane Riedas barred at least three students from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again: “For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Jesse Lee Peterson has something to say… about Hillary, as only he can say it. Dude really needs to get his meds balanced.  

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That Gawd, such kidder.

Crazy Unkka Pat has seen the future:

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Over at Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, fellow Xristian Xrazie Cliff Kinkaid takes a break … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

To fit the cliché, I’d start looking for the dead girl. UPDATE 1: Charges are being pressed: The charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

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Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

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Wishing Bryan Fisher Well (Really!)

Our old pal, Rev. Fishsticks, has a sad announcement: My battle with cancer begins Dear friends, I have just recently been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer of the prostate gland. Deb and I will be going to the … Continue reading

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The Morning Face-Palm

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading

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UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

🚨 Breaking: We obtained the #CPAC2017 Milo Yiannopoulos introductory video. This is a must watch! Well done @mschlapp. — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 19, 2017 Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so … Continue reading

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