Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 24, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming! … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Christian Nationalism, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 8 Comments

He Seems Nice

Posted on June 9, 2022 by tengrain

Pride Month Newsweek: Pastor Dillon Awes said that the “solution” to gay people is presented in the Bible: “They should be lined up against the wall and shot in the back of the head.” Why, yes, he is a Baptist. … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Crazeee States, Family Values, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Colorado Candidate Wants Fellow Christian On Ticket

Posted on May 26, 2022 by tengrain

More from Greg Lopez, theocratic Republican candidate for Colorado Governor: Choosing your lieutenant governor is one of the most serious decisions that a governor makes out of the chute—a candidate. So I’m looking for someone that not only believes in … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Colorado, Crazeee States, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, That Bastard George Soros, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

She Seems Nice

Posted on May 23, 2022 by tengrain

“I don’t think it’s nice when they’re telling your 5-year-old that he can [suck the dick] of another 5-year-old,” she said, drawing gasps from the audience. “Do you?” “Because that’s what’s happening in your schools!” she added. “If this makes … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

All This Time Baptists Were Talkin’ About The Rapture We Thought They Meant Something Else

Posted on May 23, 2022 by tengrain

Maybe “rapture” means something else to Southern Baptists, if you know what I mean and I think you do: Southern Baptist leaders covered up sex abuse, kept secret database, report says Leaders in the Southern Baptist Convention on Sunday released … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Rapture-a-thon, The Devil's Army, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 9 Comments

The Afternoon Stupid Break

Posted on May 19, 2022 by tengrain

My twitter pal Jodi alerts us that we have a live one:   OMG, I just learned that she is running for Governor. Heaven help us. https://t.co/j51js12wKT — Jodi 🇺🇦 (@jodotcom) May 19, 2022  

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Jump for Jeebus, People Dumber than Dolphins, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Alito Gives Us A Clue Of What Is Next

Posted on May 14, 2022 by tengrain

The Torquemada of Trenton, Justice Sammie tells us what is on his mind, and thus we cannot say we were not warned: In the speech, Alito ran through a detailed examination of statutory textualism and reiterated his disagreement with Justice … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada, SCOTUS, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 12 Comments

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

Posted on May 14, 2022 by tengrain

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

Hot Takes With Ross Douthat

Posted on May 7, 2022 by tengrain

Worth noting that in the 50 yrs since Roe, men have become less likely to find a spouse, less likely father kids or live with the kids they father, and less likely to participate in the workforce.https://t.co/OnMzkW80Hh — Ross Douthat … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Ross Douthat, Shallow graves for shallow people, Talentless Hacks, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

The Party of Law and Order

Posted on May 7, 2022 by tengrain

When they show you who they are, believe them the first time: Andrew Wilhoite, who is currently in jail after being charged for his wife’s murder, wins the GOP primary for town board in Indiana. Wilhoite will be ineligible for … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, War on Women, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments