Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

But Is He Bitter?

…You bet your sweet bippy that  fetus-fondling, Gawd-botherer Rev. Paul Blair who lost his primary run-off is bitter: In a normal world, you would think that a hometown boy who went on to play professional football, built a three decade … Continue reading

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She’s Only Asking…

…because, you know, everyone’s asking Jennifer LeClaire Is Hillary Clinton the Antichrist or an Illuminati Witch? Did you ever think there would come a day when someone would pose such queries about the former First Lady of the United States … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Sports Update Facebook rage uncle and noted theocrat Gary Cass watched some of the RIO Olympics and tells us: “Is it politically incorrect to lament there isn’t an Olympic Scimitar event so the Muslims could have a chance to win … Continue reading

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Today in Family Values

Sister finger-banging,   Christian traditional values activist Josh Duggar, and  Ashley Madison power-user, is being sued by Matthew McCarthy,  the man whose face Duggar used on the site. TMZ tells us that McCarthy has been “humiliated since Duggar confessed he was addicted to porn and … Continue reading

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Today in Brown Shirts

Noted SPLC-designated hate group The American Family Association is thrilled with Hair Furer Donald Trump. Let’s listen in as Don Wildmon’s squirt (ew, gross!) Walker Wildmon tells us all about it: Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has said over the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Staff-banging serial-adulterer Noot is not going quietly into that good night: Exclusive: Newt Gingrich Working to Repeal Law Limiting Pulpit Speech The Brody File has learned that former Speak of the House Newt Gingrich is working … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Just in case the most hateful GOP party document in history (you know, that decrees that LGBTQ people should be shoved back in the closet, but no one is advocating shooting the ‘mos, so not all … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, DADT, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Homophobia, marriage equality, transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 12 Comments

Happy Hour News Briefs

News That Will Drive You To Drink It’s a dream come true! Liberty Council is hiring new lawyers! Come’on millenials, here’s your chance! Are you a highly-motivated Christian attorney who is passionate about advancing religious freedom, the sanctity of human … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Get Off The Cross Someone Else Needs The Wood Rick Wyles takes a break from helping to sell Jim Bakker’s post-apocalypse potato slop survival buckets to warn us that Ol’ Scratch hisself is playing Pokemon Go, and warns us something worse … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Larry Klayman, the founder of Freedom Watch and Judicial Watch has filed a federal, class-action lawsuit in Dallas against, well, everyone: A former federal prosecutor has sued President Obama, the founders of Black Lives Matter, Al … Continue reading

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