Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

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17 Days Till Election Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Donnie: “You know what? Running against the worst candidate in the history of American politics puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose? My whole life—what … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, Josh Bernstein has been liberated, LIBERATED BABY!,  from all the means of making Ameroes: he’s been demonetized by YouTube, Patreon has removed his page, and Roku has removed his channel. All … Continue reading

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Yesterday’s Quote of the Day Today!

From the “If Michelle Obama Had Said It, Republicans Would Be Demanding Her Head” files: “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? I say that I’m working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, … Continue reading

Posted in Melancholia Trump, War on Christmas | 9 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet/Qspiracy theorist Mark Taylor wants to warn us all that The New World Order has infiltrated the Q-Spiracy, and you’ll never guess who the Judas is this time: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor warns that Franklin … Continue reading

Posted in Franklin Graham, Globalists and the New World Order, Mark Taylor, Q-spiracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Some Q&A from the Xristian Xrazy World Magazine (emphasis mine): Q: The political left certainly has a lot to answer for, but what about the responsibility of Christian leaders? When Barack Obama made untruthful claims, he … Continue reading

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Area Man Lies To Press, Again

Guys, remember the caravans of thugs heading to the border in 2018 that all-consumed Fox News? Our Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief is trying an updated version! Trump’s ‘plane loaded with thugs’ conspiracy theory matches months-old rumor The conspiracy theory that President Donald … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, That Bastard George Soros, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 15 Comments

Grifting for Jeebus

A Dallas megachurch —whose pastor is a vocal Trump supporter— was approved for a PPP loan worth worth $2 million to $5 million: Among those approved for loans through the massive government relief program were a Dallas megachurch whose pastor … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Paula 'Prosperity' White, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1 “I had a mask on. I sort of … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony ran down the hallway roaring with laughter and crop-dusting the entire way: Hey guys, did you know that the Republican Party has discriminated against the religious conservatives? Get off the Cross, … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Sen. Josh Hawley, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 9 Comments