Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs: War on Christmas Edition By now everyone has probably seen the Holiday Season branding commercial from Target, right? The one that inexplicably has a cover of 1977’s hit by Donna Summer “I Feel Love” as the … Continue reading

Posted in War on Christmas | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I bet you’ll never guess that such a positive and affirming message for transpeople could possibly get the Xristians upset, amiright?! Anyway, David Lane, who is the founder of American Renewal Project, is very, Very, VERY … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, we haven’t heard from our old pal Rev. Fishsticks in a while, I wonder what he’s up to… Mr. President, you and Jesus Christ have something in common. Politicians, lawyers, pundits, and cultural icons are … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor takes some time out of his busy day to talk to the B2T podcast, and in this under-a-minute clip creates a new conspiracy theory out of whole cloth: Got that? … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Mark Taylor, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, dear. The Prayer Warriors at Intercessors for America must have heard that Halloween is coming up, because they sent out a TEXT ALERT that Ol’ Scratch is on the loose or sumpin’ – Spells and … Continue reading

Posted in Xristian Xraxies | 16 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Hey you guys, prepare yourselves for a shock: Comrade Stupid is not taking this impeachment process thingie very well! I mean besides suggesting to execute the person who leaked to the Whistleblower, and then demanding that the Whistleblower hisself/herself be … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross, ITMFA, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

Pay to Play, Part Infinity

I thought I was done for Saturday, and then what did I spy with my little eye: Trump Appoints Illuminati Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board “…Federal Election Commission filings show Mentz has given substantial sums to Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has Judge Jeanine on his show, she’s peddling her new book all over town and Josh proceeds to get the title wrong, and it all goes downhill from … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, snark, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

A Stunning Victory for Betsy Devos!

The Tennesseean: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer check out the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Blog Against Theocracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 24 Comments