Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein wants a visit from the Secret Service as he stronly suggest lynching current candidate and former VP Joe Biden! Joshie, Two-Words: de-caffe yourself.
Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading
So what happens when the swank residents of Possum Hollar gets the Trump-Virus? A Florida man who thought the coronavirus was “a fake crisis” has changed his mind after he and his wife contracted COVID-19. Floriduh man! Brian Hitchens, a … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs It all makes sense, sheeple, IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP!!1!
Hey guys, you know about those bathed in the blood of Christ people who think that they have some special immunity? Seems that they might be wrong! How coronavirus spread from one member to 87% of the singers at a … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/prophet/grifter Mark Taylor wants us to know that the Apocalypse is coming… if Prznint Stupid is re-elected: Maybe he knows sumpin’?
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection: