Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theories, Crazeee States, Illinois, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading

Posted in Bachmann the Nutjobber, Jump for Jeebus, Rapture-a-thon, Rick Wiles, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Hors d’oeuvres in the Abattoir — UPDATED

As regular readers know, I don’t poke my nose into international affairs very often; I don’t pretend to understand all the nuances and issues going back generations. I barely understand nuances in my own country (and that is pointed out … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

GOP Welches On Deal, Takes Away $ From Sick, Poor Kids

That’s the headline we should see if Republicans are successful in the so-called budget recission deal: The White House says the clawback is mostly aimed at unobligated funds, such as those leftovers in accounts for defunct programs. Scrapping unobligated funds … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Healthcare Repeal, Monsters, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs James Comey is the poster boy for sanctimonious moral hypocrisy. Watch my interview from “@LouDobbs Tonight” on @FoxBusiness as I discuss James Comey’s pathetically lame allegations against President Trump. — Dr. Robert Jeffress (@robertjeffress) April … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Robert Jeffress, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

If It’s a Day Ending in “Y”…

…then another Xristian Xrazie Youth Pastor has (allegedly) molested a kid. Paul Edward Acton Bowen was arrested on Tuesday and “charged with second-degree sodomy, enticing a child to enter a vehicle or house for immoral purposes, and second-degree sex abuse” … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Sheila Zilinksy Conspiracy Hour does not disappoint, as her guest Steve Quayle alerts us to the latest threat from the Illuminati who are coming to get ya! Got that? There are 9M Xristians scheduled to be … Continue reading

Posted in Sheila Zilinsky, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 16 Comments

David Barton Explains Christian Tax Theory

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton explains to us that Christians should not have to pay taxes: It’s the Separation of Church and State, silly! They really do think that they live in Jeebusland.

Posted in David Barton, Jump for Jeebus, Taxes, Teabaggers, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Oops There Goes Another Rubber Tree Plant

It’s a timeless story of redemption and resurrection: Yup, He has risen. Call Orkin.

Posted in Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Goodbye, Billy Graham

If only the good die young, Billy Graham died too soon; he should have lived forever. After the bomb dropped it would be a world occupied by Billy Graham and cockroaches. Professional courtesy. My only surprise when they dropped the … Continue reading

Posted in Dead Celebrities, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 22 Comments