Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

Tired Of All The Winning?

Comrade Stupid’s attempt to get a Noble Prize seems to have gone awry (emphasis mine): “Samantha Vinograd, who served on the national security council under President Obama, said Trump had effectively moved his own goalposts backward, tacitly walking away from … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross | 8 Comments

Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.” The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

“CUT!”

ABC News is dribbling out teasers from their long-access interview with Prznint Stupid, and boy-howdy, do we get to see him up close and personal: It’s all showbiz to our Stable Genius. The look of disgust after Mick Mulvaney coughed … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Get Off The Cross | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I must be doing it all wrong, because my sinning never has heated up more than the bed room. Anyway, this lady is Mary Colbert, who is one of the Faith Leaders of Prznint Stupid’s 2016 … Continue reading

Posted in Jim Bakker, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice. Yes, once again that is Rick Wiles trying to get the goyim to help him march the Jews into the ovens. And when he’s done with them, he’ll next turn on the Catholics. … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Blog Against Theocracy, Globalists and the New World Order, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Rick Wiles, That Bastard George Soros, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

Your Kind Cannot Take Shelter Here

Christian Kindness The Department of Housing and Urban Development has proposed a new rule that would allow homeless shelters that receive federal funding to deny homeless people entry on religious grounds, and force transgender women to use men’s restrooms and … Continue reading

Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, Family Values, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Shorter Don Boys (former Indiana lawmaker who attempted to recriminalize sodomy): “So how gay are you, Mayor Pete? Uh, asking for a friend?”

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments