Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

Grifting for Jeebus

Posted on July 8, 2020 by

A Dallas megachurch —whose pastor is a vocal Trump supporter— was approved for a PPP loan worth worth $2 million to $5 million: Among those approved for loans through the massive government relief program were a Dallas megachurch whose pastor … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Paula 'Prosperity' White, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 2, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1 “I had a mask on. I sort of … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 19, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony ran down the hallway roaring with laughter and crop-dusting the entire way: Hey guys, did you know that the Republican Party has discriminated against the religious conservatives? Get off the Cross, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Sen. Josh Hawley, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 16, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Furious about SCOTUS's decision protecting LGBTQ rights, Dave Daubenmire fumes about Jews. pic.twitter.com/Jl5HIMBIdX — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 16, 2020 Got that? RGB might as well be a Muslim! Because, I guess, LGBTQ people cannot … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Coach Dave, Family Values, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 11, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Deadstate via Scissorhead Bruce388: Woman loses Christian college scholarship after saying George Floyd ‘wasn’t innocent’ An incoming college freshman to Arizona Christian University had her scholarship rescinded after social media posts surfaced showing her justifying the … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Family Values, racism, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

Floriduh Priestess Takes Action!

Posted on June 1, 2020 by

Jump for Jeebus! You’d think our old pal, self-proclaimed prophet and noted weather warrior Kat Kerr would be all ye Olde Testament-y, eye-for-an-eye for killing one of Gawd’s children, and you would be wrong. She is more concerned about poor, … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Jump for Jeebus, Kat Kerr, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein wants a visit from the Secret Service as he stronly suggest lynching current candidate and former VP Joe Biden! Joshie, Two-Words: de-caffe yourself.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Posted on May 20, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments