Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And by drink, I mean a toast! Oh, Seattle, don’t ever change. Anyway, in this video Ben Borgman, the gay owner of Bedlam Coffee, kicked out from his shop a group of Xristian Xrazie forced-birthers who were forcing … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

GOP Family Values, Cont.

Another Republican, another mistress, another forced-birth hypocrite: A text message sent in January to U.S. Rep. Tim Murphy by a woman with whom he had an extra-marital relationship took him to task for an anti-abortion statement posted on Facebook from … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Forced Birth, Sex fiends, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Troy Newman of Operation Rescue and Co-Founder of the Center for Medical Progress has a press release: “I call on Mitch McConnell to resign from his position as Senate Majority Leader because of this leadership failure. … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Choice, Forced Birth, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

♬ I’m In Hebbin🎶

For those of you who have been longing to see Crazy Unkka Pat floating butt-nekkid overhead, as he is raptured-up to Hebbin, set your calendars for this weekend! Earlier this year, Xristian predictor-dude David Meade predicted that Nibiru (a previously … Continue reading

Posted in Rapture-a-thon, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

If At First You Don’t Succeed…

…Tweet, tweet again: The travel ban into the United States should be far larger, tougher and more specific-but stupidly, that would not be politically correct! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 15, 2017 Loser terrorists must be dealt with in … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Islamophobia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments

It’s Got A Beat

Oh, gross: Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had “liked” a 2-minute porn video from the account @SexuallPosts. (Links in this post are NSFW.) And amazingly, … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Family Values, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson tries to defend noted SPLC-designated hate group, The Family Research Center: “Well, to call someone a hate group is to lump them in, in the popular mind, … Continue reading

Posted in Theocrats, Tony Perkins, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That Mark ‘Frequencies’ Taylor guy is everywhere, telling us about how the Illuminati is using rays to steal the vital juices of the good folks of Possum Hollar an’ change their DNA from being a pure … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Sweet mother of Jeebus, did you get that? The SPLC classified Liberty Council as a hate group and so Staver is saying that effectively he’s as persecuted as the jews during the Holocaust: “You know, if you go back into … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Matt Staver, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Running Faster Than The Bear, Cont.

Hey guys, remember the post yesterday in which we postulated that Trump doesn’t have to outrun the bear, he just needs to be faster than the other guy? (Actually, he only needs to be more popular than the things he … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, David Duke, League of the South, Nazis, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments