Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is just too rich: Yoga still banned in Alabama public schools, for now, as conservatives cite Hinduism ties MONTGOMERY, Ala. – A 28-year ban on yoga in Alabama’s public schools may be in place a little longer. … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

Family Values, Floriduh-Style

I guess we now know why Gaetz wants to gets outta DC: [Rep. Matt Gaetz] “is being investigated by the Justice Department over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him. … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Matt Gaetz | 17 Comments

What Does Tennessee Have Against Monkeys, Anyway?

The Midday Stupid Sweet Jeebus, it’s Tennessee again: Designation of Bible as state book to hit House floor following years of failed legislative attempts A resolution designating the Bible as the state book cleared a House committee Tuesday morning despite … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, First Amendment, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Xristians have merged with the Q-Spiracy: A number of Christian pastors and so-called “prophets” predicted ahead of the 2020 election that Trump would win reelection, claiming that was God’s will. When that prophecy did not come … Continue reading

Posted in Q-spiracy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Missouri pastor on leave after offensive sermon on wives MALDEN, Mo. (AP) — A southeastern Missouri preacher went on leave from his church and is seeking professional counseling after giving a sermon that chastised married women who … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it was a year ago TO THE DAY that Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacob nasally brayed to the world that she was taking authority over the Trump Virus … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Cindy Jacobs, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Live from #CPAC2021 pic.twitter.com/lJayaE3opK — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) February 27, 2021 (H/T: Scissorhead D-Cap) Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has the origin story about the Golden Calf statue at QPAC last weekend (strange emboldening theirs): … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, CPAC, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

You Say Po-Tat-O….

Last night, when I fired up the ol’ electric twitter machine, I noticed  that Meghan McCain was again trending along with Potato Head. “Redundant,” thought I, and did not pursue whatever it was that SoyBlo did. Anyway, imagine my surprise this … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pop Culture, snark, Transphobia, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

Even in The Devil’s Army, Recruits Get Mail From Home

You’ve Got Mail! Rep. Adam Kinzinger gets a letter from home (Fair Warning mobile users: it’s a PDF) Adam, Oh my, what a disappointment you are to us and to God! We were once so proud of your accomplishments! Instead, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rapture-a-thon, snark, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 21 Comments

The Muzzlement of Sen. Hawley, Cont.

For a guy who complains about being muzzled, he won’t shut up, and keeps making a bee-line for any mic he spots: Hawley files ethics counter-complaint against seven Dem senators “The idea that one Senator who disagrees with another Senator … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, First Amendment, Get Off The Cross, Insurrection, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Sedition, snark, The Stupid Coup | 15 Comments