Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr starts using her, um, prophetess-fu on the wildfires in California: Kerr also assumed the position, er, authority over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commaned them, … Continue reading

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What’s The Matter With Kansas This Time?

He Seems Nice: “A Republican congressional candidate [Steve Fitzgerald] in a Kansas race Democrats are targeting in November told an audience at a party meeting this month that “outside of Western civilization there is only barbarism.” Oh? “During his more-than-30-minute … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Kansas, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new pal, conspiracy theorist Paul Begley, whom you might not be surprised to learn is a Xristian Pastor of some sort, is only asking the difficult questions: Did Illuminatti Assassins use a heart-attack gun to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Pastor Paul Begley wants us to know that the Illuminatti killed Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain: “Why, during the 66th annual meeting of Bilderberg, how come this stuff is happening?” he asked. “How did Kate Spade … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Linda Harvey poked her snout, tentatively out of her mud hut (having boycotted virtually every retail outlet in Possum Hollar, oh, how she endures!) and sniffed the air. Sensing something had changed, Harvey quickly pulled out … Continue reading

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That Took TOO Long!

Blackmail enthusiast, bondage aficionado, and noted Xristian home-wrecker, Missouri Republican Governor Eric Greitens announced he will resign from office on Friday at 5 p.m. You know, ahead of an impeachment vote. ARE YOU READING THIS, DONNIE?

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What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy: As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, … Continue reading

Posted in Bachmann the Nutjobber, Jump for Jeebus, Rapture-a-thon, Rick Wiles, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Hors d’oeuvres in the Abattoir — UPDATED

As regular readers know, I don’t poke my nose into international affairs very often; I don’t pretend to understand all the nuances and issues going back generations. I barely understand nuances in my own country (and that is pointed out … Continue reading

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GOP Welches On Deal, Takes Away $ From Sick, Poor Kids

That’s the headline we should see if Republicans are successful in the so-called budget recission deal: The White House says the clawback is mostly aimed at unobligated funds, such as those leftovers in accounts for defunct programs. Scrapping unobligated funds … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Healthcare Repeal, Monsters, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments