Category Archives: Xristian Xraxies

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs From the “You Can’t Quit, You’re Fired” files: Rather than putting pressure on the businesspeople of the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum, I am ending both. Thank you all! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Rev. Lance Wallnau knows who really killed “poor little [sic! sic! sic!] Roger Ailes.” I’ll give you a spoiler alert, if you don’t want to read who dunnit, so don’t read any further… …it was us … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs One News Now tells us that “Liberty Counsel tiring of tolerating ‘hate’ label” — and as a sub-head they get to the juicy heart of the matter (ew, gross): A legal expert contends organizations and businesses … Continue reading

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When Budget Cuts = Y’all Qaeda Public Health Policy

This has HHS Tom Price’s fingerprints all over it, with an assist from Mike Pence: Trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs The Trump administration has quietly axed $213.6 million in teen pregnancy prevention programs and research at … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Jefferson Beauregard Stonewall Sessions and the Last Crusade

Noted Xristian retailer of googly eyes and scrapbooking shit for the bored opioid’ed housewives of Possum Hollar, Hobby Lobby has gotten themselves in a wee bit of trouble for stealing religious antiquities from Iraq, probably for some sort of Last … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, who’s fomenting revolution today? Why, look! It‘s our old pals the Frosted Tip Twins: Bloodshed is coming to America, and it won’t be a response to oppression but the result of aggression – against God … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, the foe of sexual anarchists and proud spank-bank collector Linda Harvey celebrates Gay Pride Month at World Nut Daily! There’s a national homosexual “Equality March” in Washington, D.C., on June 11. Equality? Really? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs the Wood: In a letter to Hillsborough schools superintendent Jeff Eakins, the Liberty Counsel alleges that Riverview High math teacher Lora Jane Riedas barred at least three students from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again: “For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Jesse Lee Peterson has something to say… about Hillary, as only he can say it. Dude really needs to get his meds balanced.  

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