Category Archives: Willard

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The Morning Quote

The vestigial spine of Willard made a guest appearance: “I was disappointed with the president’s comment [on the cyberattack]. But I think we’ve come to recognize that the president has a blind spot when it comes to Russia.” Hard hitting, … Continue reading

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Gift Suggestion for Willard

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The Rumored Spine of Willard is a Rumor

Axios Alert: Mitt Romney announced Tuesday that he would support moving forward with a Senate vote on President Trump’s selection to replace Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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Happy Birthday Willard

Willard is 73 years old today; his hair helmet is 45.

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And Daddy Still Doesn’t Love Him

Dude is as frantic as a beagle in a vacuum factory: Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he’s joining them now. He’s now officially a … Continue reading

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Willard Wasn’t The Only Hero Yesterday

A lot of people have been making noise about how brave Willard was to give Bigly Brother Trump the old kancho, but you know who deserves as much praise and isn’t getting it: Sen. Doug Jones, who may very well … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Holy Cow! Willard Breaks Ranks!

Which one of you mooks had Willard grows a spine in your Impeachment Bingo card? UPDATE 1: I’m guessing the shriek from the oval office was in a pitch only bats could hear. White House was completely caught off guard … Continue reading

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The Vestigial Spine of Willard Is Greatly Exaggerated

It’s amazing he has not transmogrified into a jellyfish: Sen. Mitt Romney (Utah) was most forthright about wanting to hear from Bolton [in subpoena’ed testimony before the Senate], but he stopped short of committing to vote to subpoena him. So … Continue reading

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The Saturday Quote

“SAD! LOSER!,” a voice shrieked from deep within a padded room… “‘The best personnel decision [Trump] made was not choosing me [to be Secretary of State],’ Mr. Romney said. ‘I would not have lasted as long as Rex Tillerson,’ he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: — McKay Coppins … Continue reading

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