Category Archives: Willard

Robotic hair piece and serial flip-flopper.

UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Ben Sassee, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nancy Pelosi, racism, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, White Punks on Dope, Willard, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Bad TeeVee

Eiron the goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted.

Posted in Bad TV, snark, Willard | 7 Comments

‘The Stench’ Returns!

Willard wrote a WaPo op-ed yesterday, and boy is he ready to fill future-former Senator Jeff Flake’s invisible profile: “It is well known that Donald Trump was not my choice for the Republican presidential nomination. After he became the nominee, … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Willard | 11 Comments

Almost Lifelike

The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, snark, Willard, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 9 Comments

Willard Works His Magic

My Favorite Mormon (cue up the opening theme song in your mind) and PETA’s most-wanted list-dweller, Willard ‘The Stench” Romney did not secure the Republican Senate nomination in Utah last night (he came in second) and will now have to compete for … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Willard | 10 Comments

Willard Is In It To Win It

The Stench Stenches Again Willard is running. I am running for United States Senate to serve the people of Utah and bring Utah's values to Washington. pic.twitter.com/TDkas6gD2p — Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) February 16, 2018

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Willard | 5 Comments

Shocker: Queen Ann Wants Willard To Run

Boston Globe: “As Mitt Romney considers whether to run for an open US Senate seat in Utah, the person who can most influence him is encouraging him to get into the race: his wife, Ann. Ann Romney — a confidante … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Willard | 4 Comments

Buh-Bye Orrin, Hello Mittens!

Axios is reporting that Orrin Hatch, fresh from giving himself a YUGE tax break, is now retiring from the Senate. All eyes turn to The Stench.

Posted in Willard, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

‘…and his mother was a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.’

Trump’s aides cockblocking him continues: Co-chair of Trump's House Leadership Committee @RepChrisCollins: Mitt Romney is a self-serving egomaniac. https://t.co/Qfo5iRak3I — New Day (@NewDay) November 28, 2016

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Willard | 2 Comments

Two-Time Loser Trolled By Own Family

“I got an email from one of my sons yesterday, saying ‘You gotta get in, Dad. You gotta get in.’” — The Willard Mechanism at the Aspen Ideas Festival on Wednesday

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Willard | 4 Comments