Category Archives: Willard
Willard is 73 years old today; his hair helmet is 45.
Dude is as frantic as a beagle in a vacuum factory: Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he’s joining them now. He’s now officially a … Continue reading
A lot of people have been making noise about how brave Willard was to give Bigly Brother Trump the old kancho, but you know who deserves as much praise and isn’t getting it: Sen. Doug Jones, who may very well … Continue reading
Which one of you mooks had Willard grows a spine in your Impeachment Bingo card? UPDATE 1: I’m guessing the shriek from the oval office was in a pitch only bats could hear. White House was completely caught off guard … Continue reading
It’s amazing he has not transmogrified into a jellyfish: Sen. Mitt Romney (Utah) was most forthright about wanting to hear from Bolton [in subpoena’ed testimony before the Senate], but he stopped short of committing to vote to subpoena him. So … Continue reading
“SAD! LOSER!,” a voice shrieked from deep within a padded room… “‘The best personnel decision [Trump] made was not choosing me [to be Secretary of State],’ Mr. Romney said. ‘I would not have lasted as long as Rex Tillerson,’ he … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: https://t.co/kcfIopokWh — McKay Coppins … Continue reading
No, silly, the OTHER wall! While trying to condemn Rep. Schiff is a predictable move, what Politico’s morning email thingie really indicates is that the only wall that Hair Füror has successfully built is breaking as Republicans are now starting … Continue reading
Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading
Eiron the goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted.