Category Archives: Willard

Robotic hair piece and serial flip-flopper.

And Daddy Still Doesn’t Love Him

Dude is as frantic as a beagle in a vacuum factory: Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he’s joining them now. He’s now officially a … Continue reading

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Willard Wasn’t The Only Hero Yesterday

A lot of people have been making noise about how brave Willard was to give Bigly Brother Trump the old kancho, but you know who deserves as much praise and isn’t getting it: Sen. Doug Jones, who may very well … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Holy Cow! Willard Breaks Ranks!

Which one of you mooks had Willard grows a spine in your Impeachment Bingo card? UPDATE 1: I’m guessing the shriek from the oval office was in a pitch only bats could hear. White House was completely caught off guard … Continue reading

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The Vestigial Spine of Willard Is Greatly Exaggerated

It’s amazing he has not transmogrified into a jellyfish: Sen. Mitt Romney (Utah) was most forthright about wanting to hear from Bolton [in subpoena’ed testimony before the Senate], but he stopped short of committing to vote to subpoena him. So … Continue reading

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The Saturday Quote

“SAD! LOSER!,” a voice shrieked from deep within a padded room… “‘The best personnel decision [Trump] made was not choosing me [to be Secretary of State],’ Mr. Romney said. ‘I would not have lasted as long as Rex Tillerson,’ he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: https://t.co/kcfIopokWh — McKay Coppins … Continue reading

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IS The Wall Is Breaking?

No, silly, the OTHER wall! While trying to condemn Rep. Schiff is a predictable move, what Politico’s morning email thingie really indicates is that the only wall that Hair Füror has successfully built is breaking as Republicans are now starting … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Willard, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Ben Sassee, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nancy Pelosi, racism, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, White Punks on Dope, Willard, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Bad TeeVee

Eiron the goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted.

Posted in Bad TV, snark, Willard | 7 Comments

‘The Stench’ Returns!

Willard wrote a WaPo op-ed yesterday, and boy is he ready to fill future-former Senator Jeff Flake’s invisible profile: “It is well known that Donald Trump was not my choice for the Republican presidential nomination. After he became the nominee, … Continue reading

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