Category Archives: Turdblossom

Nothing Surprising Here

Tiger Beat’s afternoon email thingie: (RECENT) HISTORY LESSON — Former Sen. JOE LIEBERMAN is revealing for the first time the details of KARL ROVE and ELIZABETH DOLE secretly helping him beat NED LAMONT in the 2006 Connecticut Senate race, reports … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Chimpy's Great Adventure, dim-o-crats, Iraq, Rat Bastards, Traitor Joe, Turdblossom | 9 Comments

‘When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time’, Part Infinity

Karl Rove, (Chimpy’s Brain, Turdblossom – your choice) was deeply and personally offended by Handsome Joe’s inauguration address, you know, because he thought he was personally being attacked for white supremacy. “…Let’s see what happens with the caravan,” Fox News … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Turdblossom, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Fox News, Hillary Clinton, media, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, Turdblossom | 14 Comments

The Morning Quote

Turdblossom speaks on Faux News: “[If the president] were to endorse now, and something were to happen where either the former Secretary of State or some of her closest aids somehow were indicted, and/or that the FBI more likely recommended … Continue reading

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Bushes Brain Strikes Again!

Oh, Turdblossom, don’t ever change.

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The setup: As you may already know, that bastard The Kenyan Usurper listened to the people of Alaskastan and has ordered the renaming of Mt. McKinley to the original Koyukon Athabascan name of Denali. This is something that Alaska has … Continue reading

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Bart Simpson takes aim at Turdblossom


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Another reason I will never ride a Segway

Jeebus, first Cheney now Turdblossom. We should watch Segway stock today.

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The Mornng Quote

“Obama has no chance of carrying Indiana. I was having dinner with [Indiana Gov.] Mitch Daniels this spring, and I said, ‘Mitch, is there a white Democrat south of Indianapolis who’s supporting Obama who’s not a college professor in Bloomington?’ … Continue reading

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What tub of lard could possibly replace Junkie Limbaugh?

Karl Rove, of course. Maybe he can get his Rap Stars back together? KARL ROVE fills in for RUSH LIMBAUGH for the first time on Monday, live from New York City. A jovial Rove joked on Fox & Friends: “Anxiety! … Continue reading

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