Category Archives: Susan Collins

As The Swallows Return To Old San Juan…

Posted on February 4, 2020 by

…Susan Collins returns to the fold. WASHINGTON ― Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) announced Tuesday that she does not support removing President Donald Trump from office, sticking with her party on another controversial vote ahead of a tough reelection fight in … Continue reading →

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As Was Foretold in Prophecy (or at least on MPS)

Posted on December 31, 2019 by

Pay-up, bitchez! Now that Sen. Lisa Murkowski has expressed being disturbed by amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch coordinating the impeachment trial with The Russian Usurper,  it was only a matter of time for Susan Collins to become concerned: “Maine Senator Susan Collins … Continue reading →

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The Outsiders

Posted on January 2, 2019 by

Vanity Fair (fair warning: behind a paywall, methinks) has a piece up that makes predictions and sort of classifies a lot of (allegedly) power players in DC. This particular clump caught my attention: “In the lead-up to the Senate vote … Continue reading →

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Justice #Gangbang Has The Votes

Posted on October 5, 2018 by

Axios tells us that Susan Collins announced on the Senate floor that she will vote “yes” to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, the Mayor of Keg City, to the Supreme Court. Shorter Susan Collins: “I have decided that Roe v. Wade should be … Continue reading →

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One Down…

Posted on October 4, 2018 by

Sen. Susan Collins says that this travesty of an investigation was thorough, you know, for one that did not interview either primary sources (the victim or the accuser), which means that the FBI isn’t investigating the obvious perjury of Caveman … Continue reading →

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The Spidey-Senses of Sen. Susan Collins

Posted on July 2, 2018 by

Sen. Susan Collins shows us once again that she is an independent, principled GOPer. Haha, I jest! Collins said that when she met with the president to discuss the need to fill the seat of Kennedy, who announced his retirement … Continue reading →

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