Category Archives: Steve ‘Cantaloup Calves’ King

She Seems Nice

Sweet baby Jeebus, just when the GOP got rid of Steve King, they found a replacement unit: The House’s highest-ranking Republicans are racing to distance themselves from a leading GOP congressional candidate in Georgia after POLITICO uncovered hours of Facebook … Continue reading

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Iowa You’re Fired’s Rep. Steve King

You certainly are, Steve. Maybe you can find work as a drug mule and get those calves into shape. Expect wailing and gnashing of teeth from Janet (née Folger) Porter.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading

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What’s The Matter With Iowa?

This story has a big TELL buried in it: DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Rep. Steve King is fighting for his political life — but not because he’s compared immigrants crossing the border illegally to cattle. His Republican opponents in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs White Supremacist Rep. Steve King (R-IA) is Todd Starnes’ guest on his good-time Grifting Gospel Hour, and boy-howdy, the KKKlan is gonna love this seven minutes of nut-filled, candy-coated racism: So besides claiming that most Dreamers … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“As a duly elected president of France, I expect that very soon after that President Trump will want to meet with Marine Le Pen and I will predict they will become fast friends because they are birds of a feather.” … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

First non-valedictorian DREAMer deported. Border Patrol, this one's for you. https://t.co/56z1b8xrJ2 pic.twitter.com/iNjKd9FHtM — Steve King (@SteveKingIA) April 18, 2017 Yup, ol’ cantaloupe calves is actually toasting the deportation of a DREAMER, 23-year-old Juan Manuel Montes. What’s the matter with Iowa? … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Steve ‘Cantaloupe Calves’ King?

“My colleagues have generally been coming by and patting me on the back. And a surprising number have said that they pray for me. And, meaning they support me and they agree with me, a surprising number.” Rep. King (R- … Continue reading

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee, Steve King?

Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can’t restore our civilization with somebody else’s babies. https://t.co/4nxLipafWO — Steve King (@SteveKingIA) March 12, 2017 Oh, he didn’t say that, did he? When you say ‘We Can’t Restore Our … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Gawd-bothering fetus-fondler, ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself is at your cervix, ladies! Congressman Steve King released the following statement after introducing “The Heartbeat Bill,” that would require physicians to detect the heartbeat and prohibit the abortion … Continue reading

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