Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Hey you guys, prepare yourselves for a shock: Comrade Stupid is not taking this impeachment process thingie very well! I mean besides suggesting to execute the person who leaked to the Whistleblower, and then demanding that the Whistleblower hisself/herself be … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

IS The Wall Is Breaking?

No, silly, the OTHER wall! While trying to condemn Rep. Schiff is a predictable move, what Politico’s morning email thingie really indicates is that the only wall that Hair Füror has successfully built is breaking as Republicans are now starting … Continue reading

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Willard, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

Psst, Hey Lindsey…

Well, this seals the deal to call in Comrade Stupid’s Second Stupidest Lawyer™ Wrong Again Rudy to testify: Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas, two foreign-born donors who gave money to a political action committee supporting President Donald Trump, were arrested … Continue reading

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‘Rhett or Ashley’, Cont.

We blithely note that Senatorette Lindsey Graham always finds himself yearning to make a decision between decisive Rhett or dreamy Ashley. Looks like Rhett won: Graham on the migrants he saw at a detention facility: "I don't care if they … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, immigration, racism, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Pop Quiz! (Fashion Week Continues!)

I have no idea what the context of this picture is, but between the bad fitting, strange, caped-garment the First Shady is wearing (seriously, look at the bunching and where it is bunching, once you get over the high-end plastic … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion Week, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pop Quiz!, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 22 Comments

‘Rhett or Ashley?’

In which now and them we look at the torments of the battered heart of Senatorette Graham then and now. Then: Border security yes, tariffs no. Mexico is 3rd largest trading partner. Any tariff we can levy they can levy. … Continue reading

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barrghazi! Barrghazi! BARRGHAZI!!1!

Good grief, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Rhett or Ashley?) rode his high horse on the low road, and opened his committee hearing by going where Trey Gowdy had gone before: BUT HER EMAILS! I … Continue reading

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 5 Comments

Mother Pence To Rethink No Women Policy?

I will officially kick off my 2020 re-election campaign today with special guest @VP Mike Pence at events in Myrtle Beach and Greenville! Follow, share, and tag your best photos #TeamGraham! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 30, 2019 Something tells … Continue reading

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

Sen. Graham Blocks Releasing The Mueller Report

By an overwhelming margin, the House passed a non-binding resolution Thursday that calls upon the Justice Department to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report to the public. The margin was 420-0. Four members voted “present,” including witness-tampering enthusiast Rep. Matt … Continue reading

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UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments