Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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Senatorette Graham: Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Biscuit!’

Fiddle-dee-dee! Senatorette Lindsey Graham says that tumarrah is another day! Shorter Lindsery: “You sirs are no gentlemen!” Longer: The 'Not Guilty' vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House Managers offensive and absurd. … Continue reading

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Hostage Situation Resolved

It only took about a fortnight of obstruction: “I am happy to report … that the leadership of both parties have finalized the organizing resolution for the Senate,” Schumer announced from the Senate floor. “We will pass the resolution through … Continue reading

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The Kompromat Must Be Pretty Amazing

Lindsey Graham is on Fox News trying to blame Nancy Pelosi for the Capitol riot pic.twitter.com/vlOyPhPUxp — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 21, 2021 You know, he could go to the FBI for help if he’s being blackmailed. “Is it irresponsible … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Again with this fart-sniffer! Whatever it is that Lord Damp Nut has on Senatorette Graham, it must be pretty damning. Here’s Lindsey Graham on Hannity arguing that impeaching Trump is a slippery slope to impeaching George Washington … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase, Ladies and Gentlemen: “The transition is going well.” Here’s the context… Says he doesn't think 25th Amendment is "appropriate." Wants a "peaceful transfer of power." Says he talked to Meadows. "The transition is going well" — Burgess … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Pardon? There’s always a tweet: Sen. Lindsey Graham: “Pardoning Manafort would be seen as a political disaster for the President. There may come a day down the road, after the politics have changed that you’d want to consider an application … Continue reading

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Proof Trump’s Reign of Error Must Be Over

Senatorette Lindsey Graham, remora to the 4th Reich, has sensed a chum in the water and is preparing to find a new host to suck on to: Sen. Graham (R-SC) just acknowledged Biden has won the presidency, then immediately cycled … Continue reading

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More Trouble For Senatorette Lindsey Graham

Hey guys, remember when Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase tried to dabble in a little election tampering in the Great Stet of Georgeduh right after the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo? You know, to get votes thrown out so Prznint … Continue reading

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‘Don’t You People Have A Sense Of Humor?’

2-Drink Minimum Hugh Hewitt (notable for being fired from the Nixon Library for being too, um, unethical, shall we say?) comes to the rescue of any damsel in distress, but in this case Scarlet O’Graham who might be election tampering: … Continue reading

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More Trouble For Lindsey

Noted remora, South Carolina Senatorette Lindsey Graham keeps finding himself —fiddle dee-dee!— in the center of attention in what could be a federal crime: “Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) started off the day by saying he had talked with the … Continue reading

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