Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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From the Legal Mind of Senatorette Lindsey Graham

Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Stars and Garters) suggests that the answer to gun violence is [checks notes] vigilanteism: Lindsey Graham on street crime in San Francisco: "If you do this crap in South Carolina, you'll be lucky if you go … Continue reading

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Senatorette Lindsey Graham Goes To War

Senatorette Lindsey Graham has priorities, people, and it involves chicken and culture wars: Lindsey Graham said he’d ‘go to war’ to defend Chick-fil-A in Notre Dame culture war clash “I have always thought @NotreDame was one of the greatest universities … Continue reading

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Someone Bring Senatorette Graham His Salts

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden says that the forever war in Afghanistan will conclude on symbolically important September 11: “We cannot continue the cycle of extending or expanding our military presence in Afghanistan hoping to create ideal conditions for the … Continue reading

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Yass, Queen

“I own an AR-15. If there’s a natural disaster in South Carolina where the cops can’t protect my neighborhood, my house will be the last one that the gang will come to, because I can defend myself.” — Senatorette Lindsey … Continue reading

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Flip or Flop(sweat)?

Sen. Lindsey Graham has so many so sobriquets (Lady G, Senatorette, the Remora), it is hard to keep track, and now he’s potentially adding a new one: Lindsey Graham, Racketeer? It takes two to tango. It generally also takes two … Continue reading

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The Quotable Senatorette Lindsey Graham

From Axios’ interview with the Senatorette: “There’s something about Trump, there’s a dark side, and there’s some magic there. What I’m trying to do is just harness the magic. To me, Donald Trump is sort of a cross between Jesse … Continue reading

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Lindsey: ‘The Boot-Licking Will Continue Until The King is Appeased’

Senatorette Lindsey Graham Lindsey Graham: I actually like President Trump. He has been very nice to me. He’s allowed me to be in his world… pic.twitter.com/YOiDWJeBtz — Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2021 That was cringe-worthy. I still maintain that on … Continue reading

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The Quotable Senatorette Lindsey Graham

In which Senatorette Lindsey Grahm talks dirty to us: “PLUG THAT HOLE!” The Biden Administration has apparently decided to stop construction and plugging this hole in the wall. I'm going to make sure the Department of Homeland Security tells us … Continue reading

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Lindsey To Go To Merde-a-Lardo

The official court eunuch of the Fourth Reich, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is packing his bags and heading to Merde-a-Lardo on his own Mission: Impossible – As Trump’s latest intra-party feud rages, Sen. Graham heads to Mar-a-Lago on a peace mission … Continue reading

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‘Fiddle-Dee-Dee,’ Part Infinity

Senatorette Lindsey Graham: “The biggest winner of this whole impeachment trial is Lara Trump. My dear friend Richard Burr, who I like and have been friends to a long time, just made Lara Trump almost the certain nominee for the … Continue reading

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