Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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Psst, Hey Lindsey…

Well, this seals the deal to call in Comrade Stupid’s Second Stupidest Lawyer™ Wrong Again Rudy to testify: Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas, two foreign-born donors who gave money to a political action committee supporting President Donald Trump, were arrested … Continue reading

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‘Rhett or Ashley’, Cont.

We blithely note that Senatorette Lindsey Graham always finds himself yearning to make a decision between decisive Rhett or dreamy Ashley. Looks like Rhett won: Graham on the migrants he saw at a detention facility: "I don't care if they … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, immigration, racism, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Pop Quiz! (Fashion Week Continues!)

I have no idea what the context of this picture is, but between the bad fitting, strange, caped-garment the First Shady is wearing (seriously, look at the bunching and where it is bunching, once you get over the high-end plastic … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion Week, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pop Quiz!, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 22 Comments

‘Rhett or Ashley?’

In which now and them we look at the torments of the battered heart of Senatorette Graham then and now. Then: Border security yes, tariffs no. Mexico is 3rd largest trading partner. Any tariff we can levy they can levy. … Continue reading

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barrghazi! Barrghazi! BARRGHAZI!!1!

Good grief, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Rhett or Ashley?) rode his high horse on the low road, and opened his committee hearing by going where Trey Gowdy had gone before: BUT HER EMAILS! I … Continue reading

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Mother Pence To Rethink No Women Policy?

I will officially kick off my 2020 re-election campaign today with special guest @VP Mike Pence at events in Myrtle Beach and Greenville! Follow, share, and tag your best photos #TeamGraham! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 30, 2019 Something tells … Continue reading

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

Sen. Graham Blocks Releasing The Mueller Report

By an overwhelming margin, the House passed a non-binding resolution Thursday that calls upon the Justice Department to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report to the public. The margin was 420-0. Four members voted “present,” including witness-tampering enthusiast Rep. Matt … Continue reading

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UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments

Sen. Graham is a Disgrace

Politico: “Sen. Lindsey Graham said Sunday the testimony of Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser won’t change his mind, no matter what she says. ‘You can’t bring it in a criminal court, you would never sue civilly, you couldn’t even get a warrant,’ … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, sexism, supreme court, War on Women | 13 Comments

The Job No One Wants

Tiger Beat looks into the pressing question of who could possibly replace evil elf Jeff Sessions after the midterms when Comrade Stupid is certain to fire him: Senate Republicans are in a jam when it comes to Jeff Sessions. While … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 4 Comments