Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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The Job No One Wants

Tiger Beat looks into the pressing question of who could possibly replace evil elf Jeff Sessions after the midterms when Comrade Stupid is certain to fire him: Senate Republicans are in a jam when it comes to Jeff Sessions. While … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham is Tough on Faceberg?

Zuck and Cover Betteridge’s Law of Headlines is in effect: GRAHAM: You’d embrace regulation? ZUCKERBERG: The question is, as the internet becomes more important in people’s lives, what is the right regulation, not whether there should be or not. GRAHAM: … Continue reading

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Boola-Boola

Senatorette Lindsay Graham is all in favor of colleges athletes with thighs like pistons that can pump all night (no shock there), and so he’s vowing to give the ol’ college try: The tax bills making their way through Congress … Continue reading

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Like Viagra for Villains

The Russian Usuper, you know the America First, non-interventionist, gives Grandpa Walnuts, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, and Iran’s Pen-Pal Tom Cotton a boner: But no discussion of stamping out this threat would be complete without mentioning the government that gives terrorists … Continue reading

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Notorious RBG Says…

“Let’s hope members of Congress, the members Allegheny College has already honored — Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. John McCain [R-Ariz.] — the women of the Senate, Sens. Dianne Feinstein [D-Calif.] and Lindsey Graham — let’s hope that they … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham: Rhett or Ashleigh, cont.

The wailing from Tara is getting on my last nerve: “If anybody was looking for an off-ramp, this is probably it,” Graham told The New York Times. “There’ll come a time when the love of country will trump hatred of … Continue reading

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Sen. Graham: Rhett or Ashleigh?

Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham (R- Tara) is peeking out of her closet again: Graham urged GOP donors at a private fundraiser Saturday in Florida to unite behind Trump’s campaign and stressed the importance of keeping likely Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid Is Served, Lindsey

Senatorette Lindsey Graham pokes the bear with a stick: “I also cannot in good conscience support Donald Trump because I do not believe he is a reliable Republican conservative, nor has he displayed the judgment and temperament to serve as … Continue reading

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The Comedic Stylings of Lindsey Graham

Last night was one of those press-club dinner thingies where everyone lets down their hair and mocks themselves, their party, and/or their profession, and Lindsey Graham (Rhett or Ashleigh – SC) was slaying it. He’ll be here all term! Try … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gives us our morning quote, today courtesy of sharp-tongued, southern belle Senatorette Lindsey Graham: The South Carolina Republican, who recently endorsed former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush after ending his presidential bid in December, … Continue reading

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