Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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Coathanger’s Confirmation Hearing Starts Today!

With just over 3 weeks to go until our long national emergency ends on election day, the 4th Reich and Senate Republicans begin their push to confirm would-be Justice Coathangers Amy Coney Barrett confirmation hearings today. As we all know, … Continue reading

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Senatorette Lady G In The News

Regular readers and good Scissorheads know that MPS doesn’t give two merdes about horse-race journalism. I don’t care who is in the lead comin’ round the money bend, but I couldn’t help but smile at the news: Jaime Harrison smashes … Continue reading

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‘And You Are No Lady’

Shorter Lady G: “Usually my gentlemen callers leave a generous tip on the dresser.” Longer: “I’m getting overwhelmed,” Graham told conservative talk-show host Sean Hannity Thursday night. “LindseyGraham.com. Help me. They’re killing me, money-wise. Help me. You helped me last … Continue reading

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I’m Dying Here

Every single hour in South Carolina, Lindsey Graham is being violently out-fundraised. But you can help stop the suffering. pic.twitter.com/9rDS5naJ4V — The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 25, 2020  

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Senator Lady G Had A Bad Day On Petunia & Pals

Senatorette Lady G was having a fiddle-dee-dee fit on Petunia & Pals, begging for Ameros: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on FOX just now: "My opponent will raise $100 million … I'm being killed financially. This money is 'cuz hate my … Continue reading

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Senator Lady G Is In Trouble, Maybe?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly tells us: SCOOP: JAIME HARRISON raised another $1 million-plus Thursday — his second consecutive day raising north of a million dollars after a Quinnipiac poll had the Democratic challenger tied with Sen. LINDSEY GRAHAM … Continue reading

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Senatorette Graham: T’ morraw’s another day!

Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s reelection is becoming increasingly competitive: The Cook Political Report on Monday moved its forecast of South Carolina’s Senate race, which features Lindsey Graham (R) seeking re-election, from “likely Republican” to “lean Republican.” The state of play: The … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Relief State-of-Play

If you need a reminder, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was not involved in any of the negotiations for a relief bill, and Republican Senators have been saying for weeks that probably 20 or so of their ranks would not vote … Continue reading

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Fiddle Dee-Dee! Tomorrow Is Another Day For Lady-G

Guys, Senatorette Lady-G is in trouble! Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and Democrat Jaime Harrison are statistically tied, 44% to 43%. Senate Republicans are outperforming their well-funded Democratic rivals in Kentucky and Texas, while the chamber’s most vulnerable Democrat, Doug Jones … Continue reading

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AG Bill Barr Helps Russians Again

And as long as we’re talking ’bout the FBI, strategic hire AG Bill  ‘low’ Barr effectively outed an FBI source who had been promised anonymity. An expert in Russian politics —who had been a key source for the infamous Pee … Continue reading

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