Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

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Good grief, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Rhett or Ashley?) rode his high horse on the low road, and opened his committee hearing by going where Trey Gowdy had gone before: BUT HER EMAILS! I … Continue reading

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Mother Pence To Rethink No Women Policy?

I will officially kick off my 2020 re-election campaign today with special guest @VP Mike Pence at events in Myrtle Beach and Greenville! Follow, share, and tag your best photos #TeamGraham! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 30, 2019 Something tells … Continue reading

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Sen. Graham Blocks Releasing The Mueller Report

By an overwhelming margin, the House passed a non-binding resolution Thursday that calls upon the Justice Department to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report to the public. The margin was 420-0. Four members voted “present,” including witness-tampering enthusiast Rep. Matt … Continue reading

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UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments

Sen. Graham is a Disgrace

Politico: “Sen. Lindsey Graham said Sunday the testimony of Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser won’t change his mind, no matter what she says. ‘You can’t bring it in a criminal court, you would never sue civilly, you couldn’t even get a warrant,’ … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, sexism, supreme court, War on Women | 13 Comments

The Job No One Wants

Tiger Beat looks into the pressing question of who could possibly replace evil elf Jeff Sessions after the midterms when Comrade Stupid is certain to fire him: Senate Republicans are in a jam when it comes to Jeff Sessions. While … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham is Tough on Faceberg?

Zuck and Cover Betteridge’s Law of Headlines is in effect: GRAHAM: You’d embrace regulation? ZUCKERBERG: The question is, as the internet becomes more important in people’s lives, what is the right regulation, not whether there should be or not. GRAHAM: … Continue reading

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Boola-Boola

Senatorette Lindsay Graham is all in favor of colleges athletes with thighs like pistons that can pump all night (no shock there), and so he’s vowing to give the ol’ college try: The tax bills making their way through Congress … Continue reading

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Like Viagra for Villains

The Russian Usuper, you know the America First, non-interventionist, gives Grandpa Walnuts, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, and Iran’s Pen-Pal Tom Cotton a boner: But no discussion of stamping out this threat would be complete without mentioning the government that gives terrorists … Continue reading

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Notorious RBG Says…

“Let’s hope members of Congress, the members Allegheny College has already honored — Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. John McCain [R-Ariz.] — the women of the Senate, Sens. Dianne Feinstein [D-Calif.] and Lindsey Graham — let’s hope that they … Continue reading

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