Category Archives: Senatorette Lindsey Graham

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, Senatorette Graham has been ordered to testify! Let the pearl-clutching begin! Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) must appear before a Georgia grand jury investigating possible attempts by former president Donald Trump and his allies to disrupt … Continue reading

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The Quotable Lindsey Graham

Senatorette Lindsey Graham, staunch defender of Law and Order: Eyes emoji: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told police officers who responded to the Capitol attack on Jan. 6, 2021, that they should have shot rioters “in the head,” according to a … Continue reading

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The Quotable Mike Pence

A man so wooden that he makes termites salivate, Mike Pence took time off from singing Judy Garland’s Greatest Hits at the piano bar at the SF Eagle to make a pronouncement about Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s proposed 15-Week National Abortion Ban: … Continue reading

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Surprise! Senatorette Lindsey Graham is At Your Cervix, Ladies

This came in last night, so the tomorrow is actually today: News: @LindseyGrahamSC will introduce a national abortion ban in the Senate tomorrow. Unless something really unexpected has happened, this will be a 15-week ban. Very interesting that it’s being … Continue reading

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Local Remora Still Suckered On Big Shark

The 4th Reich’s court eunuch Senatorette Lindsey Graham —still in hiding from testifying in Georgia— managed to kiss some orange tushie on the electronic television device: Speaking to CNBC Saturday, Graham — a South Carolina Republican and close ally of … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Lindsey Graham?

Noted Mob-Enforcer Senatorette Lindsey Graham is making US Attorney General Merrick Garland an offer he cannot refuse: Graham says there will be riots in the streets if Trump is prosecuted pic.twitter.com/oE6MyuqjeA — Acyn (@Acyn) August 28, 2022 A lone spitball … Continue reading

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Breaking: Sen. Lindsey Graham Ordered To Appear in Georgia Case

BREAKING: Lindsay Graham loses motion to quash subpoena and is ordered to testify in Fulton County investigation of 2020 election tampering in Georgia by Graham and Donald Trump. — Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) August 15, 2022 Lawyer-up, Lindsey.

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Senator Graham Runs From Georgia Subpoena

Senatorette Lindsey Graham, bless his heart, will not go down, er, without a fight: ATLANTA (AP) — U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham is challenging a subpoena to testify before a special grand jury that’s investigating whether then-President Donald Trump and others … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Everything Trump Touches Dies, Part Infinity: An Atlanta-area special grand jury investigating former President Donald Trump’s attempts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia has subpoenaed a handful of key Trump allies, including his former attorney Rudy … Continue reading

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The Quotable Senatorette Lindsey Graham

lmao pic.twitter.com/W2n6TIahQd — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 7, 2022 Oh, honey, all drones and no Queen.  

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