Category Archives: Senatorette Lindsey Graham

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Who else thinks it’s hilarious that both Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham nod their heads in agreement when Herschel Walker says “this erection is about the people.” pic.twitter.com/UwAUcE0CWA — Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) November 23, 2022 I’ve never seen the Senatorette’s … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham Has Holiday Travel Plans

Senatorette Lindsey Graham is going to Fulton County, Georgeduh: After a drawn-out legal fight, Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) is scheduled to appear Tuesday before an Atlanta-area grand jury investigating whether attempts by former president Donald Trump and his associates … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sorry, Senatorette but ETTD: The Supreme Court declined on Tuesday to block a subpoena for Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham to testify in front of an Atlanta special grand jury investigating efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election in … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo: Stealth Goats Emerge

As the old saying goes, every Senator looks into the bathroom mirror and sees a future president. We suspect many of the ghouls in this Tiger Beat article have no reflection: Tom Cotton likens it to a faraway target at … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Joni Ernst, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Stealth Goat, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

DC-area Remora, Senatorette Lindsey Graham says the quiet parts aloud and got the first part totally on the money: Graham: Walker changes the entire narrative… We're a party of racists, Sean, me and you are racist and the party is … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Herschel Walker, racism, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in a heap-o-trouble in Georgeduh, he doesn’t want to testify against Lord Damp Nut, and so he has asked our stacked and illegitimate SCOTUS to block his testimony, and you’ll never guess who … Continue reading

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Clarence Thomas, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, SCOTUS, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, Senatorette Graham has been ordered to testify! Let the pearl-clutching begin! Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) must appear before a Georgia grand jury investigating possible attempts by former president Donald Trump and his allies to disrupt … Continue reading

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The Quotable Lindsey Graham

Senatorette Lindsey Graham, staunch defender of Law and Order: Eyes emoji: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told police officers who responded to the Capitol attack on Jan. 6, 2021, that they should have shot rioters “in the head,” according to a … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Legitimate Political Discourse, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Law, The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

The Quotable Mike Pence

A man so wooden that he makes termites salivate, Mike Pence took time off from singing Judy Garland’s Greatest Hits at the piano bar at the SF Eagle to make a pronouncement about Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s proposed 15-Week National Abortion Ban: … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, sexism, War on Women | 3 Comments

Surprise! Senatorette Lindsey Graham is At Your Cervix, Ladies

This came in last night, so the tomorrow is actually today: News: @LindseyGrahamSC will introduce a national abortion ban in the Senate tomorrow. Unless something really unexpected has happened, this will be a 15-week ban. Very interesting that it’s being … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, sexism, War on Women | 11 Comments