Category Archives: Senatorette Lindsey Graham

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, Justice Stephen G. Breyer, 83, is retiring! And you say you cannot teach an old dog new tricks: Justice Stephen G. Breyer will retire at the end of the current Supreme Court term, according to a person … Continue reading

Posted in Kamala Harris, President Handsome Joe Biden, SCOTUS, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins | 7 Comments

Senatorette Lindsey Graham Dilma: Rhett or Ashley (Part Infinity)

“T’morrah’s another day!” – “Elections are about the future. If you want to be a Republican leader in the House or the Senate, you have to have a working relationship with President Donald Trump,” Graham told Fox News host Sean … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Senatorette Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

Lindsey Graham Attacks!

Ankle Biting Senatorette Lindsey Graham, a remora lacking a shark, has gone frantic: What brazen politicization of January 6 by President Biden. I wonder if the Taliban who now rule Afghanistan with al-Qaeda elements present, contrary to President Biden’s beliefs, … Continue reading

Posted in Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

The End of An Era

Imagine that you are Chris Wallace (Eww, gross!) and as your final Fox News act you decide to interview Senatorette Hucklberry Closetcase, who as Gawd is mah witless will nevah be hungry again:   Fiddle-Dee-Dee: Appearing on “Fox News Sunday,” … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lying Liars Who Lie, Senatorette Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

The Baggage of Senator Lindsey Graham

To Hell in a Handbag Guys, Senatorette Lindsey Graham must have had a julep in the greenroom before going on Thumbhead, er, Hannity! to wail about immigrants in the strangest way possible: “We had 40,000 Brazilians come through [Arizona’s] Yuma … Continue reading

Posted in immigration, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity, Senatorette Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

Big Trouble in Little Chintz

Washington DC’s most infamous remora, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in hot water, again: Sen.Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) reportedly told former President Trump, “You f’d up your presidency” earlier this year when attempting to advise him to accept that he lost the 2020 … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, snark | 7 Comments

‘It’s War!’ Predictably Predicts Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Again

Betwattled bint, Senatorette Lindsey Graham tells us that we’ll be back, assholes: “[The Taliban are] going to give safe haven to Al-Qaeda, who has ambitions to drive us out of the Middle East and attack us because of our way of … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Lindsey Graham | 11 Comments

Notable Remora Host-less

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase —having burned his bridge to suck-up remora-like to President Handsome Joe Biden with his cynical and baseless attack on Hunter Biden— has decided to go full McCain: “We’re leaving thousands of Afghan allies behind who fought bravely … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   Mark Sanford calls Graham ‘a canary in the coalmine’ on GOP’s relationship with Trump Here’s the operative quote: “But I would use him as a canary in the coalmine and the degree to which he has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Posted in masks, Pandemics, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, snark, Vaccine | 12 Comments