Category Archives: Rudy Giuliani

please, Please, PLEASE Let This Happen!

Giuliani has lobbied to join White House impeachment defense Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, whose dealings with Ukraine are a key facet of the impeachment case, has been lobbying the President to join his legal team on the Senate … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) You cannot make this up

You cannot make this up: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/0mYC4mwdCh — Leo Pelley (@LeoPelley) October 10, 2019 Those gentlemen are Wrong-Again Rudy’s associates, Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas, who were arrested at Dulles with one-way tickets to Vienna—where Giuliani was reportedly planning to … Continue reading

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Psst, Hey Lindsey…

Well, this seals the deal to call in Comrade Stupid’s Second Stupidest Lawyer™ Wrong Again Rudy to testify: Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas, two foreign-born donors who gave money to a political action committee supporting President Donald Trump, were arrested … Continue reading

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America’s Mayor is not America’s Lawyer

Pornygate Poison label taken human form and infamous 9-11 Marketing Guru, Rudy Giuliani appeared on sekrit prznintial advisor Sean Hannity’s Screech Hour last night, and screwed the pooch. NYT’S MIKE SHEAR and MAGGIE HABERMAN: “Giuliani … said that he had … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mikhail Cohen, Pornygate, Rudy Giuliani, snark | 12 Comments

Local Ambulance Chaser Chases National Train Wreck

Legal genius Rudy Giuliani is joining the legal team of stable genius Comrade Stupid because, well, in his own words (emphasis mine): “‘I’m going to join the legal team to try to bring this to a resolution,’ Giuliani told The Post. … Continue reading

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UPDATED: ‘I See… Stupid People’

Axios tells us… President Trump is so unhappy with Attorney General Jeff Sessions that he has raised the possibility of bringing back Rudolph Giuliani to head the Justice Department, according to West Wing confidants… Giuliani would have a tough time … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Why are the dogs barking? “I’m sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans,” the former New York City mayor told CNN’s Jake Tapper on “State of the Union.” “You want me to (say) that I think the … Continue reading

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‘Just Rudy Being Rudy’

This is a little strange because we don’t really quite know what Mr. Noun-Verb-9/11 actually said at an awards banquet, but whatever it was was bad enough that the organizers apologized for Rudy’s unscripted, off-the-cuff personal comments: At CFA’s 40 … Continue reading

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The Morning Giggle

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! Mr. Noun-Verb-911 tells us that [Hair Furer] “Donald Trump has no substantial connections to Russia,” and Angela Rye starts laughing: It’s kinda infectious. More people should laugh in Wingnuttia’s face, they cannot … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rudy?

“She helped create ISIS. Hillary Clinton could be considered a founding member of ISIS.” “But Dick Cheney, HAIL SATAN!,” Giuliani did not add, “is ISIS CEO for eternal life.”

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