Category Archives: RoJo

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Disinformation Alert: The Trump-Virus vaccine gives people AIDS: On Rumble, anti-vaxxer Todd Callender says “[COVID] shots caused vaccine-induced AIDS. They purposefully gave people AIDS.” Ron Johnson: "You gotta do one step at a time. Everything you say … Continue reading

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Some Happy Hour Stupid, RoJo?

Do you want to IMPLODE the filibuster so the Dems can RAM their voting rights legislation through Congress? — Ron Johnson (@RonJohnsonWI) January 18, 2022 Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, snark | 10 Comments

RoJo Runs!

The Louis Gohmert of Rep. 3-Names of the Senate, Ron Johnson is running for re-election, he writes in Rupert Murdoch’s W$J (paywall, so no link) and justifies breaking his resolution to not run again, thusly: I decided to run for … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Wisconsin | 5 Comments

Stunner: RoJo Is Wrong Again, Whodda Thunk It?

Dr. Fauci hands RoJo (the Louie Gohmert of the Senate) his ass: Dr. Anthony Fauci responds to GOP Sen. Ron Johnson accusing him of "overhyping" Covid-19: "Over hyping Covid? It's already killed 780,000 Americans and over 5 million people worldwide. … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, RoJo, Things that will kill us all | 2 Comments

Meanwhile, In Wisconsin…

Wisconsin Republicans, out in the open, are already getting ready to declare Hair Füror the winner of their state’s electoral votes in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson has publicly urged fellow Republicans who control the Wisconsin Legislature … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Vote Suppression, voting, Wisconsin | 1 Comment

Sen. RoJo Has A Plan For Friendly Fascism

The Louis Gohmert of the Senate, Sen. Ron Johnson is a simple man with a simple plan: “There’s no mention of the governor in the Constitution. It says state legislatures, and so if I were running the joint — and … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

The Quotable RoJo

Just a reminder, Wisconsin, RoJo is up for re-election this year: Asked about legislative negotiations, Sen. Ron Johnson says he's praying for gridlock — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 17, 2021 If he decides to run. You can help convince … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo | 8 Comments

Report: Republican Senators Don’t Want Hair Füror To Run

The World’s Greatest Debate Club, ladies and laddies: Most Senate Republicans don’t want to see Trump run again Senate Republicans, with a few exceptions, are hoping that formerPresident Trump does not announce his intention to run again for president. These … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News RoJo is a dope: EXCLUSIVE: Sen Ron Johnson blames Trump for losing Wisconsin in 2020 and tells me “there’s nothing obviously skewed about the results.” — Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) August 31, 2021 Yeah, that’s my Twitter … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, The Big Lie | 6 Comments

The Dumbest Man In The Senate Remains Unchallenged

Sen. Ron Johnson, the Louis Gohmert of Tommy Tubervilles in the Senate, sent a letter protesting the FDA approval of the Trump-Virus vaccination: “I see no need to rush the FDA approval process for any of the three Covid-19 vaccines,” … Continue reading

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