Category Archives: RoJo

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News RoJo is a dope: EXCLUSIVE: Sen Ron Johnson blames Trump for losing Wisconsin in 2020 and tells me “there’s nothing obviously skewed about the results.” pic.twitter.com/OeRkVkkVAN — Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) August 31, 2021 Yeah, that’s my Twitter … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, The Big Lie | 6 Comments

The Dumbest Man In The Senate Remains Unchallenged

Sen. Ron Johnson, the Louis Gohmert of Tommy Tubervilles in the Senate, sent a letter protesting the FDA approval of the Trump-Virus vaccination: “I see no need to rush the FDA approval process for any of the three Covid-19 vaccines,” … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 11 Comments

Where Will Wisconsin Find Another RoJo?

Republicans in The Cheese Kingdom of Wisonsinski are looking for an emergency, back-up RoJo unit in case the dumbest man in the Senate decides to return to Russia, er, to retire: Wisconsin Republicans are waiting anxiously for Sen.Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Ron Johnson, who is truly the Louis Gohmert of the worlds greatest debate club, wants us to know that he would support a vaccine mandate for an “incredibly deadly disease,” but said he would not support … Continue reading

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RoJo’s Daily Dog Whistle

Juneteenth opposition leader Sen. RoJo said the quiet parts out loud again: In his address to the Wisconsin Republican Party state convention on Saturday, Johnson expressed his belief that Republicans have focused too heavily on federal elections and neglected the … Continue reading

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RoJo Will Not Be Silenced!

Sen. RoJo was peddling Hydroxychloroquine again, and that counts as medical misinformation and so YouTube has banished him for a week, and he is not taking it well: YouTube’s arrogant Covid censorship continues. How many lives will be lost as … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, snark | 11 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

CNN woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and decided today is the day to grab the bullshit by the tail and face the situation: Fact-checking Sen. Ron Johnson’s anti-vaccine misinformation (CNN)Under the guise of “just asking the questions,” Republican Sen. Ron … Continue reading

Posted in Lying Liars Who Lie, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 10 Comments

The Dumbest Man In The Senate Has Suspicions

Ron Johnson, the Louie Gohmert of the Senate, is adding a new item to his Wikipedia entry: Vaccine Conspiracist. It takes a special kind of crackpot to suggest that the gubmint has some sort of evil plan in wanting to … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, RoJo, Science, snark, Vaccine, War on Science | 14 Comments

Fox News, Now in Black and White

The dumbest man in the senate, Ron Johnson (appropriately named), has some replacement-theory oratory that he is trying out of town before making his Broadway debut: Sen. Ron Johnson: "This administration wants complete open borders, and you have to ask … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, racism, RoJo, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

The Stupid Coup According to RoJo

Sen RoJo explains the Stupid Coup to us: “Even though those thousands of people that were marching to the Capitol were trying to pressure people like me to vote the way they wanted me to vote, I knew those were … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments