Category Archives: RoJo

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. RoJo?

Reporters tried to get The Stupidest Man in the Senate, Ron Johnson, to account for himself —about the bombshell announcement at yesterday’s hearings that he tried to pass on fake electors to VP Mike Pence— as he dashed from the Senate … Continue reading

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Second Cup of Stupid?

If it’s stupid, it must be RoJo, amirite? Asked Ron Johnson about waiting periods for gun sales to buyers under 21. “Before we pass anything new, let’s enforce the laws we already have. Let’s start with Hunter Biden,” he said. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. RoJo is a man of few words, and those few words he does know failed him: CNN’s @mkraju asks @SenRonJohnson about expanding background checks on firearms following shooting in Uvalde. Johnson does not answer. (Via @CNN) … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Wisconsin | 6 Comments

RoJo Tells Women To Take A Road Trip To Illinois, No Big Deal

Sen. Ron Johnson, says that getting rid of Roe is a small inconvenience: Sen. Ron Johnson (R., Wis.), who is up for re-election, said he expected abortion would be a nonissue in his campaign. He said he isn’t sure that … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, RoJo, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Disinformation Alert: The Trump-Virus vaccine gives people AIDS: On Rumble, anti-vaxxer Todd Callender says “[COVID] shots caused vaccine-induced AIDS. They purposefully gave people AIDS.” Ron Johnson: "You gotta do one step at a time. Everything you say … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 6 Comments

Some Happy Hour Stupid, RoJo?

Do you want to IMPLODE the filibuster so the Dems can RAM their voting rights legislation through Congress? — Ron Johnson (@RonJohnsonWI) January 18, 2022 Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, snark | 10 Comments

RoJo Runs!

The Louis Gohmert of Rep. 3-Names of the Senate, Ron Johnson is running for re-election, he writes in Rupert Murdoch’s W$J (paywall, so no link) and justifies breaking his resolution to not run again, thusly: I decided to run for … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Wisconsin | 5 Comments

Stunner: RoJo Is Wrong Again, Whodda Thunk It?

Dr. Fauci hands RoJo (the Louie Gohmert of the Senate) his ass: Dr. Anthony Fauci responds to GOP Sen. Ron Johnson accusing him of "overhyping" Covid-19: "Over hyping Covid? It's already killed 780,000 Americans and over 5 million people worldwide. … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, RoJo, Things that will kill us all | 2 Comments

Meanwhile, In Wisconsin…

Wisconsin Republicans, out in the open, are already getting ready to declare Hair Füror the winner of their state’s electoral votes in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson has publicly urged fellow Republicans who control the Wisconsin Legislature … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Vote Suppression, voting, Wisconsin | 1 Comment

Sen. RoJo Has A Plan For Friendly Fascism

The Louis Gohmert of the Senate, Sen. Ron Johnson is a simple man with a simple plan: “There’s no mention of the governor in the Constitution. It says state legislatures, and so if I were running the joint — and … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments