Category Archives: RoJo

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on October 17, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Sen. Rojo, by far the dumbest man in the Senate, and that’s saying something (at least for now), keeps denying that he had anything to do with the Stupid Coup, and then keeps walking that back as … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Posted on September 9, 2022 by tengrain

Larry Kudlow gives Ron Johnson a very awkward pep talk that ends with Johnson claiming "someone hacked into the broadcast." pic.twitter.com/L2g0abSJkB — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 9, 2022 RoJo got a notification on his phone, methinks.

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, RoJo | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 19, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News The dumbest dude in the senate (and that’s sayin’ something) RoJo is determined to rescue his latest Social Security talking point from ridicule. As you may recall, RoJo is facing serious blowback after suggesting last week that Social … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo | 9 Comments

Need A Refill on Your Stupid, RoJo?

Posted on August 18, 2022 by tengrain

RoJo explains to us that voting fraud is, you know, bad, except when it’s not: Sen. Johnson on Racine Co. man who fraudulently requested absentee ballots to prove voter fraud: "I certainly wouldn’t prosecute whatever he did. I appreciate what … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, RoJo, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

Meanwhile, In Wisconsin…

Posted on August 1, 2022 by tengrain

It looks like the general election battle starts NOW for the dumbest man in the Senate, and human catfish (look at that mouth!) RoJo: (CNN)Wisconsin state Treasurer Sarah Godlewski ended her US Senate campaign on Friday as the field in the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ohio, Pennsyltucky, RoJo, Wisconsin | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. RoJo?

Posted on June 22, 2022 by tengrain

Reporters tried to get The Stupidest Man in the Senate, Ron Johnson, to account for himself —about the bombshell announcement at yesterday’s hearings that he tried to pass on fake electors to VP Mike Pence— as he dashed from the Senate … Continue reading →

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Second Cup of Stupid?

Posted on June 8, 2022 by tengrain

If it’s stupid, it must be RoJo, amirite? Asked Ron Johnson about waiting periods for gun sales to buyers under 21. “Before we pass anything new, let’s enforce the laws we already have. Let’s start with Hunter Biden,” he said. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, RoJo | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 27, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Sen. RoJo is a man of few words, and those few words he does know failed him: CNN’s @mkraju asks @SenRonJohnson about expanding background checks on firearms following shooting in Uvalde. Johnson does not answer. (Via @CNN) … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Wisconsin | 6 Comments

RoJo Tells Women To Take A Road Trip To Illinois, No Big Deal

Posted on May 12, 2022 by tengrain

Sen. Ron Johnson, says that getting rid of Roe is a small inconvenience: Sen. Ron Johnson (R., Wis.), who is up for re-election, said he expected abortion would be a nonissue in his campaign. He said he isn’t sure that … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, RoJo, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 3, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Disinformation Alert: The Trump-Virus vaccine gives people AIDS: On Rumble, anti-vaxxer Todd Callender says “[COVID] shots caused vaccine-induced AIDS. They purposefully gave people AIDS.” Ron Johnson: "You gotta do one step at a time. Everything you say … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 6 Comments