Category Archives: Rick Scott

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

Thin-skinned billionaires of ill-gotten gains are always fun to watch: “It’s not just the Democrats in Washington who are destroying our country,” Scott said. “You have heard the famous quote: ‘We have met the enemy and he is us’.” “Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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Sen. Batboy Changes Mind

Sen. Batboy has a few regrets: Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) has amended his 12-point Rescue America plan to say that his proposal to sunset all federal legislation in five years does not apply to Social Security, Medicare or the U.S. … Continue reading

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And He Didn’t Burst Into Flames

"I don't know one Republican, including me, that would ever cut Medicare." — Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL), who has called for sunsetting all government programs, including Medicare, every five years pic.twitter.com/RJp2r8JxaK — The Recount (@therecount) January 26, 2023 Sen. Scott … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Floriduh

Unsaddle That Goat! Sen. Rick Scott is in it to win it: Sen. Rick Scott of Florida is running for re-election, he said in an announcement first shared with NBC News. Scott released his campaign staff hires and made it … Continue reading

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BRREAKING: Rick Scott Loses Another Senate Race

Senator Batboy is consistent: Senate Republicans voted to retain Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) as minority leader, turning back a challenge from Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) after the party failed to pick up seats in the chamber in the midterm elections. … Continue reading

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Florida Man Wants To Lead The Senate, Because Why Not?

Rudderless Republicans are fighting again: Sen. Rick Scott is running to unseat Minority Leader Mitch McConnell as the top Republican in the Senate, he announced in a note to GOP colleagues Tuesday first obtained by Fox News Digital. Scott, R-Fla., … Continue reading

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Rudderless Republicans, Part Infinity

The GOP Has Two Daddies… and they are fighting: “We [made] it difficult for our candidates,” the senator said. “We can’t do that.” Scott said Republicans were also not clear on what the party stood for headed into Election Day. … Continue reading

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Report: The Treachery of Sen. Batboy

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) email thingie has the hot goss: RICK SCOTT’S ABORTED COUP — When we reported in February that Trump was trying to convince NRSC Chair RICK SCOTT (R-Fla.) to run against MITCH McCONNELL for … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Herschel Walker just now: "I've been telling this little story about this bull out in the field with six cows, and three of them are pregnant… so you know he's got something going on" pic.twitter.com/C54cFotXJD — Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) October … Continue reading

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Sen. Rick Scott Is At Your Cervix, Ladies

Happy Hour News Believe them when they tell you who they are the first time: Scott was asked on NBC News’ “Meet the Press” to weigh in on Sen. Lindsey Graham’s bill to ban abortion nationwide after 15 weeks of … Continue reading

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