Category Archives: Rand ‘Schrödinger’s Senator’ Paul

The Quotable Schrödinger’s Senator

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Science | 16 Comments

Back to the Multiverse (Rand Paul Edition)

Grifters Gotta Grift Today, we go Back to the Multiverse (this would be a catchy movie title!)  with Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand Paul Insider Trading Edition

It seems that the multiverse in which Schrödinger’s Senator inhabits  is one in which insider trading is, you know, permitted: Rand Paul discloses 16 months late that his wife bought stock in company behind covid treatment Sen. Rand Paul revealed Wednesday … Continue reading

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Nation Mourns: Sen. Paul Cannot Spread Misinformation For a Week

Meanwhile, Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither … Continue reading

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Atlas Snickered

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Hygiene Theater, masks, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Vaccine, Vaccine Passports | 10 Comments

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

  An interchange you won’t want to miss. https://t.co/mvN4X55a9U — Barbara Malmet (@B52Malmet) July 20, 2021 Dr. Fauci takes no prisoners, this is pretty great. I think that Rand Paul’s neighbor should get some sort of medal of honor for … Continue reading

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Rand Paul Will Not Be Vaccinated, Sheeple!

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time. Sen. Rand Paul has told us for years that he is an asshole. Believe him, he is. Sen. Rand Paul decided to wage his own culture war battle … Continue reading

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