Category Archives: Rand ‘Schrödinger’s Senator’ Paul

Some Happy Hour Stupid, Rand Paul?

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Ayn Rand's Grave, Fake Libertarians, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 9 Comments

Advice From World-Renown Immunologist Sen. Rand Paul

Sen. Rand Paul tells Fox News (and do notice that all of ’em are remote) that everyone should, you know, get the virus, it’s good for you: "I would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Vaccine | 11 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul?

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2024 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 9 Comments

All In the Family

Grifters Gotta Grift Jesse Benton, who was a senior aide to Sens. Mitch McConnel AND Rand Paul has been indicted AGAIN, this time for allegedly funneling $25,000 from a wealthy Russian to former President Trump’s 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign. Funny … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 5 Comments

If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 11 Comments

The Quotable Schrödinger’s Senator

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Science | 16 Comments

Back to the Multiverse (Rand Paul Edition)

Grifters Gotta Grift Today, we go Back to the Multiverse (this would be a catchy movie title!)  with Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand Paul Insider Trading Edition

It seems that the multiverse in which Schrödinger’s Senator inhabits  is one in which insider trading is, you know, permitted: Rand Paul discloses 16 months late that his wife bought stock in company behind covid treatment Sen. Rand Paul revealed Wednesday … Continue reading

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Nation Mourns: Sen. Paul Cannot Spread Misinformation For a Week

Meanwhile, Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Social Media | 19 Comments

Atlas Snickered

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Hygiene Theater, masks, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Vaccine, Vaccine Passports | 10 Comments