Category Archives: Rand ‘Schrödinger’s Senator’ Paul

Voting Day Tomorrow!

Posted on June 20, 2022 by tengrain

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Joni Ernst, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Tom Cotton | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 12, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons? Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 7 Comments

#TruckNutz Continues!

Posted on February 13, 2022 by tengrain

Meanwhile, in the Great White North: As Freedom Convoy marks its second week entrenched in the Canadian capital, a new poll is providing some of the clearest evidence yet that this affair could end up dealing a catastrophic blow to … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

Honk, If You Love Rand Paul [Crickets ensue]

Posted on February 8, 2022 by tengrain

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in masks, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, vaccine mandates | 16 Comments

Report: What Do Republicans Want?

Posted on February 4, 2022 by tengrain

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 4 Comments

Some Happy Hour Stupid, Rand Paul?

Posted on January 17, 2022 by tengrain

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayn Rand's Grave, Fake Libertarians, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 9 Comments

Advice From World-Renown Immunologist Sen. Rand Paul

Posted on January 5, 2022 by tengrain

Sen. Rand Paul tells Fox News (and do notice that all of ’em are remote) that everyone should, you know, get the virus, it’s good for you: "I would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Vaccine | 11 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul?

Posted on December 28, 2021 by tengrain

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2024 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 9 Comments

All In the Family

Posted on September 21, 2021 by tengrain

Grifters Gotta Grift Jesse Benton, who was a senior aide to Sens. Mitch McConnel AND Rand Paul has been indicted AGAIN, this time for allegedly funneling $25,000 from a wealthy Russian to former President Trump’s 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign. Funny … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 5 Comments

If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

Posted on September 9, 2021 by tengrain

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 11 Comments