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Category Archives: Rand ‘Schrödinger’s Senator’ Paul
Voting Day Tomorrow!
Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons? Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders … Continue reading
#TruckNutz Continues!
Meanwhile, in the Great White North: As Freedom Convoy marks its second week entrenched in the Canadian capital, a new poll is providing some of the clearest evidence yet that this affair could end up dealing a catastrophic blow to … Continue reading
Honk, If You Love Rand Paul [Crickets ensue]
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Report: What Do Republicans Want?
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Some Happy Hour Stupid, Rand Paul?
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Advice From World-Renown Immunologist Sen. Rand Paul
Sen. Rand Paul tells Fox News (and do notice that all of ’em are remote) that everyone should, you know, get the virus, it’s good for you: "I would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be … Continue reading
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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul?
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2024 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
All In the Family
Grifters Gotta Grift Jesse Benton, who was a senior aide to Sens. Mitch McConnel AND Rand Paul has been indicted AGAIN, this time for allegedly funneling $25,000 from a wealthy Russian to former President Trump’s 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign. Funny … Continue reading
If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 