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Category Archives: Rand ‘Schrödinger’s Senator’ Paul
Some Happy Hour Stupid, Rand Paul?
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Advice From World-Renown Immunologist Sen. Rand Paul
Sen. Rand Paul tells Fox News (and do notice that all of ’em are remote) that everyone should, you know, get the virus, it’s good for you: "I would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be … Continue reading
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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul?
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2024 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
All In the Family
Grifters Gotta Grift Jesse Benton, who was a senior aide to Sens. Mitch McConnel AND Rand Paul has been indicted AGAIN, this time for allegedly funneling $25,000 from a wealthy Russian to former President Trump’s 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign. Funny … Continue reading
If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
The Quotable Schrödinger’s Senator
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Back to the Multiverse (Rand Paul Edition)
Grifters Gotta Grift Today, we go Back to the Multiverse (this would be a catchy movie title!) with Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat … Continue reading
Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand Paul Insider Trading Edition
It seems that the multiverse in which Schrödinger’s Senator inhabits is one in which insider trading is, you know, permitted: Rand Paul discloses 16 months late that his wife bought stock in company behind covid treatment Sen. Rand Paul revealed Wednesday … Continue reading
Nation Mourns: Sen. Paul Cannot Spread Misinformation For a Week
Meanwhile, Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither … Continue reading
Atlas Snickered
Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading
Mock Paper Scissors 