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Category Archives: Newticles
The Quotable Noot
Newticles is not impressed with the Freedumb Caucus: “These guys can’t count straight. They can’t play tic-tac-toe. They can’t accept victory,” Gingrich said. “To undermine [McCarthy] is to undermine conservatism, undermine the Republican Party and, frankly, undermine the country.” And … Continue reading
Posted in Newticles, snark
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One Lump of Stupid or Two?
Staff-banging, serial adulterer Newticles —a man of deep throat, er, faith— comes to the rescue of prevaricating, serial-adulterer and notably fertile, Herschel Walker: Newt Gingrich: Herschel Walker, whose brain was damaged a bunch by football, should be in the Senate … Continue reading
Posted in Newticles, Sex fiends
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The Quotable Noot
Disgraced staff-banging, serial-adulterer Noot has sumpin to say: Is Pennsylvania Democrat Fetterman’s tattoo “I will make you hurt” based on his ties to the crips gang as reported by the Free Beacon or a reference to the nine inch nails … Continue reading
Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Newticles
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Noot’s Baaa-ack!
Newticles I missed this yesterday, we regret the omission: Jan. 6 panel alleges Gingrich involvement with Trump efforts, seeks interview The House committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol is asking former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) … Continue reading
Old Man Yells At Kids On Lawn, Clouds
Staff-banging serial-adulterer Noot —the man who loves America sooo much he just had to bang someone who wasn’t his wife— was dusted off in the green room, spritzed with a little Brut to cover the old-man stank, and made a … Continue reading
Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fascism, Newticles, Sunday Talkies
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K-Mac Looks For Help, Finds Noot
Newticles, the disgraced staff-banging, serial adulterer former Republican Speaker of the House is back, baby, and bigger than ever: Newt Gingrich, whose “Contract with America” in 1994 is linked with the GOP takeover of Congress in that midterm cycle, said … Continue reading
This takes some brass
pic.twitter.com/My0nU73ea5 — Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) December 25, 2021 Manners tells us that you don’t get to use the exact title honorifics once you leave the position; allegedly ambassadors and other appointees can use The Honorable, but even Emily Post would … Continue reading
Posted in Newticles, snark
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Thanks A Lot, Noot
Just gonna remind everyone that the debt ceiling was automatic until Newticles became a Republican Superstar and weaponized it as leverage. That’s our history lesson. Anyway, the Pod Save Whatevs newsletter does a bit of sussing out our options for … Continue reading
Posted in dim-o-crats, Filibuster Reform, Newticles, Wingnuttia
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Water Seeks Its Own Level, Part Infinity
Well, I suppose Newticles and Lord Damp Nut might find something in common? Trump is starting to put together his own Contract with America. And he’s teaming up with Newt. With an eye toward winning back the House and Senate … Continue reading
News From Floriduh
.@newtgingrich and I are looking forward to being residents of the great state of Florida! ☀️ pic.twitter.com/jG3GpgNXqV — Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) April 30, 2021 Look-out, Floriduh, you’ve been warned! Q: Does Floriduh have an Amber Alert?
Posted in Newticles
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