Category Archives: Newticles

Staff-banging serial adulterer.

Noot Speaks!

Posted on June 25, 2018 by

Staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles wants to lecture us about civility: The increasing personal nastiness toward people who work for President Trump reflects the left’s understanding that they are losing. Nastiness reflects desperation not strength. They can’t win the argument so … Continue reading →

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Bad News For Noot and Calista

Posted on April 18, 2018 by

I guess that Newticles and Hoover, er, Cali have to cross Uganda off their vacay list:

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GOP Is Tipping Their (Groping) Hand

Posted on December 8, 2017 by

This post from The Hive: Conservative allies of Trump and Moore, seeking to head off the attack, were already racing to the barricades to defend Franken before his resignation. Fox News’s Laura Ingrahamcharacterized the outcry as a “political calculation” by … Continue reading →

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And It’s Santorum Coming ‘Round The Bend (ewwww, gross!)

Posted on September 8, 2017 by

Sweet Jeebus, our Claim Chowder yesterday that Zombie-eyed Granny Starver Paul Ryan is soon to join the Boehner Pro-Am Tour seems to have caught on: Gingrich or Santorum as speaker? House conservatives plot mischief for the fall Several influential House … Continue reading →

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Callista Gingrich Just Made Eiron the Goddess of Irony Laugh So Hard She Farted

Posted on May 14, 2017 by

You cannot make up shit like this: Callista Gingrich set to be named ambassador to the Vatican The Russian Usurper is really going to appoint staff-banging, serial-adulterer Noot’s Blowjob Queen Wife #3 to the Holy See? The White House hopes … Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Trump?

Posted on January 27, 2017 by

(CNN) Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich told CNN Thursday that his wife, Callista, is being considered by President Donald Trump to be the ambassador to the Holy See. Her talents will be wasted.

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The Humiliation Continues!

Posted on December 22, 2016 by

This time the Russian Usurper decided to make Noot apologize: I goofed. Draining the swamp is in, @realDonaldTrump is going to do it, and the alligators should be worried. #DTS https://t.co/nCHs61gpve pic.twitter.com/OCO7eaSKvk — Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) December 22, 2016

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Swamp Draining, Cont.

Posted on December 21, 2016 by

Noot tells us that draining the swamp was a con: “I’m told he now just disclaims that. He now says it was cute, but he doesn’t want to use it anymore,” the former House Speaker and close Trump adviser said … Continue reading →

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Building a Better Vocabulary With Noot

Posted on December 14, 2016 by

He’s Baaa-ack Staff-banging serial-adulterer Newt Gingrich shares his thoughts about the election and gives us a lesson in ’90s framing: “One of the great disgraces of the propaganda media we have, all of us on the right should describe it … Continue reading →

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Noot: ‘$20, er, $25, Same As In Town’

Posted on December 2, 2016 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us that the price Noot charges is going up: FIRST IN PLAYBOOK — NEWT UPS HIS PRICE — Newt Gingrich is cashing in on Donald Trump’s popularity. Gingrich’s speaking … Continue reading →

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