Category Archives: Matt Gaetz


I wonder who Matt Gaetz was thinking of? Gaetz: I get why it’s hard to keep cocaine from entering the country. People in the United States like using cocaine… — Acyn (@Acyn) September 21, 2022 Could it be…

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Matt Gaetz Reaches Out to The Youths of Today

You cannot make up merde like this: Florida GOP Representative Matt Gaetz, who is being investigated by the Justice Department in connection with the sex trafficking of a 17-year-old girl, has sparked outrage after it emerged he would host a … Continue reading

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Like A Bad Screenplay

Man, the gang that cannot walk down a ramp straight is really bad at Mafia fanfic (emphasis mine): At an event at a Trump property that October, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) predicted that Stone would be found guilty at his … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

huh, you don't say — Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) July 27, 2022

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Jeebus, when I looked at Twitter, the trending hashtag was #ForeheadMcRapey, and I immediately knew that America’s Aging Prom Date Matt Gaetz must have said something odious, or more odious, and yup, nailed it: Gaetz: "Why is … Continue reading

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Professional Courtesy

Looks like Trump autographed an article on Matt Gaetz defending himself against ongoing sex trafficking investigation Trump wrote: “Matt, This is Great…Keep fighting – You will WIN!” — Will Steakin (@wsteaks) June 14, 2022 Water truly does seek … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Matt Gaetz

I understand there is gonna be a pony ride, and a magician, and a clown, and two kinds of cake with ice cream. And free kitties and puppies as party favors!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Matt Gaetz is worried about The Skirts: How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches? … Continue reading

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Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Legitimate Political Discourse, Matt Gaetz, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News He seems nice: Matt Gaetz, one of the 193 House Republicans who voted against capping the price of life-saving insulin at $35 a month for most Americans last week, has justified his vote by saying that diabetes … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Affordable Care Act, Matt Gaetz | 12 Comments