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Looks like Trump autographed an article on Matt Gaetz defending himself against ongoing sex trafficking investigation Trump wrote: “Matt, This is Great…Keep fighting – You will WIN!” https://t.co/LRtvzQeND5 pic.twitter.com/CR2MQ2ljQq — Will Steakin (@wsteaks) June 14, 2022 Water truly does seek … Continue reading
I understand there is gonna be a pony ride, and a magician, and a clown, and two kinds of cake with ice cream. And free kitties and puppies as party favors!
Happy Hour News Matt Gaetz is worried about The Skirts: How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches? … Continue reading
Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading
Happy Hour News He seems nice: Matt Gaetz, one of the 193 House Republicans who voted against capping the price of life-saving insulin at $35 a month for most Americans last week, has justified his vote by saying that diabetes … Continue reading
Guys, remember when noted underaged sex fiend (ALLGED!) and columbian nose candy enthusiast (ALLEGED) (and probably Maddie Cawthorn’s orgy enabling coke fiend friend ALLEGED) said that if the Republicans re-took the House, he was going to nominate Hair Füror to … Continue reading
Gaetz: I’m going to nominate Donald Trump for Speaker of The US House of Representatives pic.twitter.com/1MeVrwVIjI — Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2022 Now will you kick him out of your caucus, K-Mac? (Sorry for the lite posting today: I’m hosting … Continue reading
Matt Gaetz, America’s aging prom date, must be cancelling the wrist corsage by now: “Big Joe” Ellicott, a former Florida shock jock with potentially key information about the sex trafficking ring involving Rep. Matt Gaetz, has pleaded guilty in federal … Continue reading
America’s Aging Prom Date, Rep. Matt Gaetz’s ex is singing to the grand jury, and probably not a lullaby: Rep. Matt Gaetz’s (R-FL) ex-girlfriend testified Wednesday before a federal grand jury investigating him for sex crimes, a major development that … Continue reading