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Category Archives: Matt Gaetz
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PizzaGaetz From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gossip pages: SPOTTED: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) having drinks in the Trump Hotel Washington on Friday afternoon. Pic … Was his date having a juice box?
Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, snark
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Best Defense Is Strong Offense, And Boy, Howdy! Gaetz is Offensive
PizzaGaetz Guys, Freshman Class Prom Court Prince Rep. Mat Gaetz is fighting back… against CNN. Rep. Matt Gaetz on Wednesday announced a six-figure ad buy for a spot that targets CNN, as he fights to save his political career amid … Continue reading
Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends
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GOP: Run-Away! Run-Away!
Tiger Beat’s gossip sheet email thingie leads with: JOURNOS AT THE GAETZ: It was all to be expected that when Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) strolled into the Capitol yesterday evening, he would be met by a horde of questions. CNN’s … Continue reading
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PizzaGaetz, Cont.
Long-in-the-tooth Prom King Matt Gaetz’ mobile phone was seized by “federal agents [who] executed a search warrant and seized his iPhone, according to interviews with three people who were told of the matter by Gaetz, who changed his phone number … Continue reading
Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Ron DeSantis, Sex fiends
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No Honor Amongst Sex Fiends
PizzaGaetz This is not what I would have predicted because I cannot believe that Lord Damp Nut’s advisors got him to listen to them: Embattled Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is denied a meeting with Trump …Two people familiar with the … Continue reading
The Fundraising Will Not Stop
Florida Politics reports: “Rep. Matt Getz (R-FL) started fundraising off a still unfolding sex scandal that could put him in prison. “Gaetz penned a fundraising appeal blasted to supporters Friday morning. It asked for checks to be sent to the … Continue reading
Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, snark
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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Matt?
This guy, honestly: INBOX: The Women of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz’s Office Speak Out in Defense of Rep. Gaetz pic.twitter.com/Cr5mIw787L — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) April 8, 2021 And a spitball sails across the Twitterverse: And instead of impressing us with … Continue reading
Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, snark
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You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This
Gaetz to be featured speaker at pro-Trump women’s group event Rep. Matt Gaetz, mired in an ongoing federal sex trafficking investigation, is headed to former President Donald Trump’s resort in Doral this Friday where he will be a featured speaker … Continue reading
Posted in Golden Schlafly, Mansplaining, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, War on Women
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‘Pardon Me?’
PizzaGaetz You know, totally innocent people are well-known to request a pre-emptive blanket pardon from The Former Guy. “Gaetz did not tell White House aides that he was under investigation for potential sex trafficking violations when he made the request. … Continue reading
OPEN MIC!
OK, Scissorheads, the Matt Gaetz jokes are coming in fast and furious, and it is time for us to collect them. I’ll start it off with a scene I wrote last night: [Scene: Matt walks into his apartment to see … Continue reading
Posted in 2-drink minimum, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends
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