Category Archives: Matt Gaetz

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on March 9, 2020 by

Reviewing the coronavirus supplemental appropriation and preparing to go vote. pic.twitter.com/wjJ4YY4VZz — Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) March 4, 2020 | Notable prop-comic Rep. Matt Gaetz will be taking some time off to go into quarantine: Two Republican members of Congress … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Matt Gaetz, Pandemics | 6 Comments

2-Drink Minimum

Posted on March 7, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember this? Rep. Matt Gaetz wears gas mask on House floor during vote on coronavirus response package Haha, such a kidder, amirite? 2-Drink minimum! One of his constituents just died from the Coronavirus.

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Pandemics | 6 Comments

The Big Race!

Posted on October 24, 2019 by

Matt Gaetz and Lindsey Graham racing for the worst take of the day: pic.twitter.com/7hG5cDGEZb — Angry Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) October 24, 2019 (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Floriduh Man for the Win!

Posted on June 11, 2019 by

We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Florida, ITMFA, Matt Gaetz | 6 Comments