Category Archives: Matt Gaetz

Floriduh Goes For The Gold

Ah, Floriduh, home of the newly wed and the nearly dead, is setting new records: Florida records most new daily COVID cases in state since pandemic began Florida reported 21,683 new COVID-19 cases — the most in the state in … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 8 Comments

Gaetz & Greene Roadshow’s Boffo Box Office

The juggernaught (heh) of Gaetz & Greene is working its predictable magic as the (ALLEGED!) Pedo and (CONFIRMED) nut job have taken their act on the road (emphasis mine) and have lost their shirt/pants: “Since Gaetz and Greene kicked off their … Continue reading

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Gaetz Lawyered-up!

Sometimes Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, invokes comedy, and sometimes she invokes tragedy, but mostly she invokes Karma-dy (is too a word!)  as Business Insider reports: “Rep. Matt Gaetz’s (R-FL) congressional campaign paid $25,000 last month for “legal consulting” fees … Continue reading

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Florida Rep. Gaetz Probably Not Sleeping Well Lately

As we all know, Rep. Matt Gaetz —America’s aging prom date—  is under investigation by the Justice Department for paying women for sex (ALLEGEDLY!) and sleeping with a minor (ALLEGEDLY!) and transporting said minor across state lines (ALLEGEDLY!). We’re guessing … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Morning’s Chefs Kiss

I suppose when you are the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, you’ve already proved that you are not afraid of much, but especially not some agitprop from the usual sources. Let’s listen as he puts the Critical Race … Continue reading

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Matt Gaetz Gets a Two-fer

  Rep. Matt Gaetz, America’s aging Prom Date —who is under investigation by the FBI for sex trafficking minors— gets to question FBI Director Christopher Wray, who is investigating him: WATCH: Rep. Matt Gaetz questions FBI Director Wray about origin … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Matt Gaetz, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Report: Cable News Channel Is Not Hiring Pedophile-Adjacent Applicants

PizzaGaetz Comedy ensues as Congress’ Aging Prom Date, pedophile-adjacent Rep. Matt Gaetz tries to find gainful employment, you know, should he have to suddenly pay legal fees to defend himself after he is eventually kicked out of the House (or … Continue reading

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Gaetz Takes Aim At Cancel Culture

Guys there was a little more context around the Matt Gaetz quote earlier in the week, you know, where he said that “We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it” … Continue reading

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, Silicon Valley, Social Media, Technology | 7 Comments

New Development in PizzaGaetz

PizzaGaetz We missed this development last night, and I’m glad as it would have squigged me out before bedtime: Matt Gaetz’s ex-girlfriend to cooperate with federal authorities in sex trafficking investigation The woman, a former Capitol Hill staffer, is seen … Continue reading

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Maybe He Can Return The Homecoming Tux?

Well, Rep. Matt Gaetz homecoming plans are caput: “A Florida politician considered key to the investigation of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) formally pleaded guilty Monday to sex trafficking of a minor and a host of other crimes, agreeing to cooperate … Continue reading

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