Category Archives: Joni Ernst

2024 Goat Rodeo: Stealth Goats Emerge

As the old saying goes, every Senator looks into the bathroom mirror and sees a future president. We suspect many of the ghouls in this Tiger Beat article have no reflection: Tom Cotton likens it to a faraway target at … Continue reading

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Voting Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too. The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Joni Ernst?

“Absolutely, I’m afraid of a Benghazi 2.0. I think that this is something that many of us have worried about for weeks now as we have watched this scene deteriorate in Afghanistan.” — Sen. Joni Ernst As a reminder to … Continue reading

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Bad Chyrons, Cont.

Scissorhead Jimmy-T is alerting us to the secret agenda that the GQP says we are, uh, secretly agitating for: wtf even are some of these??????? — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) April 28, 2021 Why didn’t Soros tell me about the … Continue reading

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$20, Same As In Town

I’m old enough to remember when Sen. Joni Ernst suggested that doctors were making up numbers of Trump-Virus victims claiming that they got paid-by-the-death: When a man in the crowd of her Iowa campaign stop told Sen. Joni Ernst (R) … Continue reading

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Washing Hair, Castrating Pig, Riding Bike…

Senator Joni Ernst is out of the running to be Hair Furer’s running mate: “I made that very clear to him that I’m focused on Iowa. I feel that I have a lot more to do in the United States … Continue reading

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Riding High on the Hog

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) has crowned Joni Ernst (thanks a lot, Li’l Luke) and there will be no examining her record. She’s been anointed a rising star, and because she appears to be housebroken (unlike Mooselini) and … Continue reading

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The Curse Of The SOTU Rebuttal Continues!

It wasn’t only bread bags after all: Joni Ernst’s Family Got Hundreds Of Thousands In Farm Subsidies The truth about her family’s farm roots and living within one’s means, however, is more complex. Relatives of Ernst (née: Culver), based in … Continue reading

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