Category Archives: ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®

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When Blaming The Media Stops Working

¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is trying all the usual techniques and tactics that have worked for The New Confederacy and none of them are working. We mentioned already the infamous tweet of a gun with “America” written below it that … Continue reading

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Compensate Much, ¡JEB!? UPDATED

America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3 — Jeb Bush (@JebBush) February 16, 2016 Yet oddly, he always misses his target. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran) UPDATE 1: Some people it seems, thought ¡JEB! was hinting at suicide. UPDATE 2: Mountjoy Strikes! @Tengrain *Jeb's weapon, revealed … Continue reading

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SC, Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust and Dirty Tricks

As we all know, South Carolina is the home of sedition in the United States, and the seething hotbed of unbridled lust (for example see Sanford, Gov. Mark). It is also the home of the dirtiest campaign tricks in American … Continue reading

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Momma’s Boy Blues

Behind every great man there is a great woman. Behind ¡JEB!, there is Babs-the-Impaler: Bush said Trump, the businessman and leading Republican candidate, has insulted “about 90 percent of all the people in the country.” He also took issue with … Continue reading

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Queensberry Rules of Boxing Today

We pause for a moment to consider the news that ¡JEB! is getting tough: MANCHESTER, N.H. — Jeb Bush is already laying the groundwork for a brutal South Carolina campaign against establishment rivals John Kasich and Marco Rubio. …“Governor Kasich … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, ¡JEB!?

¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is really double-dog daring us: “This campaign is not dead,” Bush said. “We’re going on to South Carolina.”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He’s threatening us: “I can promise you it will happen in the next presidency — there will be a conflict, there will be an attack, there might be an outbreak of a disease. Something is going … Continue reading

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Rubio to ¡JEB!: ‘Your Mother Wears…’

“…the crown jewels?” Rubio super PAC brings Barbara Bush into attack on Jeb!https://t.co/m0hHO61Joh via @ScottFConroy pic.twitter.com/5qFAO8Vjbd — Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) February 7, 2016 Careful young padawan, Babs-the-Impaler has a pike with your name on it. But isn’t this just bizarre? … Continue reading

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In The Tweet of the Moment

This is hilarious and yet so very painful h/t @Mike_hugs pic.twitter.com/7cvfWJzPD3 — Roqayah Chamseddine (@roqchams) February 4, 2016 Bet that was Babs-the-Impaler.

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Chimpy Strikes Back!

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures Yup. ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® is finally calling on his big brother Chimpy McStagger to campaign for him. Can’t imagine what could go wrong. And this is in addition to having Babs-the-Impaler hit the road, too/also: … Continue reading

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