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The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading
Yale Daily News: “I’m not going to talk about the 2016 election,” [¡JEB! Bush] joked on Tuesday in a talk sponsored by the The William F. Buckley, Jr. Program at Yale. “I’m still in therapy.” “But that didn’t stop him … Continue reading
¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® suspended his 2016 Goat Rodeo Campaign, the biggest implosion of a frontrunner in the Bush Crime Family History.
February 20, 2016 marks the day that ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® suspended his coronation 2016 Goat Rodeo run. Weak!
And what are the lambs saying, Clarice? “What I fear is that people, kind of looking down their nose, will say the people that are supporting Donald Trump are a bunch of idiots. They’re not. They’re legitimately scared. They’re fearful. … Continue reading
¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is suspending his campaign, following his fifth-place finish behind John ‘Who Me?’ Kasich* in South Carolina. The Bush Crime Family Franchise is well and truly f***ed. Thanks a lot, Chimpy! *Kasich held no campaign events at … Continue reading
Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us that ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush’s® campaign donors are saying his campaign ends after South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust), and as is their tradition cite no sources! TBOTP Wins … Continue reading
“It’s all been decided, apparently,” Bush said. “The pundits have already figured it out. We don’t have to go vote. I should stop campaigning maybe.” Thus concluded the stump speech of ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® in South Carolina. He’s really … Continue reading
The soundtrack alone almost makes you think that ¡JEB! has a pulse, but stay to the end for the cringe-worthy bro-tastic chest bump between him an’ Chimpy. Better-living-through-chemistry expert Pickles is even there, baked as always. Jeebus, this is a … Continue reading