Category Archives: Gym Jordan

Gym Jordan Presents…

So… this happened: House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan on Friday subpoenaed the Department of Justice, the FBI and the Department of Education for documents as part of its investigation into whether a Justice Department strategy to address threats against teachers … Continue reading

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A New Sheriff In Town

So, this is something I didn’t expect to see in my lifetime: This is from the House Judiciary Committee website, specifically the News Tab, and the links are to the Daily Mail, Daily Caller, and Breitbart. The whole circus.

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Translating From The Latin, The DOJ Replies to Gym Jordan: Piss-off, Dopey.

Merrick Garland sent Gym Jordan the eff-off letter we were all expecting: In a letter to House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan responding to a flurry of document requests, the DOJ said that “any oversight requests must be weighed against the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Gym Jordan —the three monkeys rolled into one when he was a coach— sees crimes everywhere now as the chair of the House Judiciary Committee. Jordan has decided to look into the documents that President Handsome Joe … Continue reading

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Told Ya So

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie goes LONG: In a September interview with CBS’ SCOTT PELLEY for “60 Minutes,” President JOE BIDEN blasted DONALD TRUMP for taking sensitive classified materials with him to Mar-a-Lago. When he … Continue reading

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Mighty Mouse Squeaks!

Perpetually un-jacketed wrestling coach Gym Jordan  was on Fox News opining over the weekend. This moment totally escaped me because ¡GASP! I do NOT watch Fox News: "I would argue that's exactly how the founders intended it" — Jim Jordan … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Sees Nothing, Reports Nothing, Says Nothing

Gym Jordan —a man who has never complied with a subpoena— now has subpoena power. Axios morning email thingie tells us about his new committee: House Republicans plan to launch a new investigative panel this week that will demand copies … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan: ‘Subpoenas for thee, but not for me’

Just a throw-away line from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie that we probably need to keep bookmarked as the Republicans and their Political Press Lapdogs go all benghazi Benghazi BENGHAZI!!1! er, laptop Laptop LAPTOP!!1! for … Continue reading

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…and the beginning of a new era

Again, Politico’s email thingie, compares and contrast with the Democrats: REPUBLICANS SHARPEN THEIR KNIVES — Meanwhile, Republicans will be left to manage a narrow majority, likely no more than four seats, with weeks of internal wrangling still to play out … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Gym Jordan?

Guys, manly man without a coat, Gym Jordan is at it again, trying ham-handedly to deflect attention away from the Jan. 6 Committee hearings: Real America can’t afford gas, groceries, or rent. When will the January 6th Committee address those … Continue reading

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