Category Archives: Gym Jordan

About Last Night…

Posted on April 29, 2021 by tengrain

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Gym Jordan, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

The Quotable Carville on Gym Jordan

Posted on April 27, 2021 by tengrain

From Vox: James Carville Tell me this: How is it we have all this talk about Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Matt Gaetz (R-FL)and we don’t talk about Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican speaker of the House in Congress? If Hastert … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, Sex fiends | 6 Comments

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Posted on February 24, 2021 by tengrain

At his West Wing best, Aaron Sorkin couldn’t write this better: Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) goes off on Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) during USPS oversight hearing: “I didn’t vote to overturn an election. And I will not be lectured by … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

Happy Birthday Gym Jordan!

Posted on February 17, 2021 by tengrain

To celebrate, Jordan plans to not watch the candles get blown, and deny it afterwards.

Posted in Gym Jordan, Happy Birthday | 2 Comments

Truth for Consquences, Gym Jordan

Posted on February 15, 2021 by tengrain

Amid a deadly pandemic and economic carnage, Jim Jordan says "cancel culture" is "the number one issue for the country to address today" pic.twitter.com/XqzMy7yRdC — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 14, 2021 Will someone explain to me why the guy who … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 14 Comments

Rep. Jordan Isn’t Running For Senate, We Wonner Why?

Posted on January 28, 2021 by tengrain

Coatless Rep. Gym Jordan will not run for Rob Portman’s old Senate Seat: Rep. Jim Jordan, an Ohio Republican and a fierce Trump defender, won’t run for the US Senate next year to fill the seat of the retiring GOP … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Gym Jordan, Our Failed Political Press | 5 Comments

Gym Jordan Gets The Spitball He Deserves!

Posted on January 13, 2021 by tengrain

A little throw-away bit from Tiger Beat’s email thingie caught my attention because, well, Gym Jordan is a dull tool and makes it really easy to put his statements back in his face, but usually it is not from one … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

Republicans Prepare To Defend The Indefensible!

Posted on November 27, 2019 by tengrain

After weeks of whining that the impeachment process is unfair, stacked against him bigly, and a WITCH HUNT, Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler has kindly invited Prznint Stupid and/or his lawyers to attend and bring-on defense, etc. You’ll never guess … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 3 Comments

Rudderless Republicans Try Wrestling

Posted on November 9, 2019 by tengrain

Republicans announced that coatless Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Locker Room) will temporarily join the intelligence committee for the impeachment hearings, replacing Rick Crawford. Gym Jordan isn’t exactly known as a quick-thinking devil who will brilliantly cross examine anyone, but as a … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Somewhere Gym Jordan Is Smiling

Posted on April 10, 2019 by tengrain

According to Bloomberg, Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr has assembled a team of misfits and broken toys to investigate how the FBI handled their probe into the Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign before it was taken over by … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 8 Comments