Category Archives: Gym Jordan

Republicans Prepare To Defend The Indefensible!

After weeks of whining that the impeachment process is unfair, stacked against him bigly, and a WITCH HUNT, Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler has kindly invited Prznint Stupid and/or his lawyers to attend and bring-on defense, etc. You’ll never guess … Continue reading

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Rudderless Republicans Try Wrestling

Republicans announced that coatless Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Locker Room) will temporarily join the intelligence committee for the impeachment hearings, replacing Rick Crawford. Gym Jordan isn’t exactly known as a quick-thinking devil who will brilliantly cross examine anyone, but as a … Continue reading

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Somewhere Gym Jordan Is Smiling

According to Bloomberg, Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr has assembled a team of misfits and broken toys to investigate how the FBI handled their probe into the Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign before it was taken over by … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s sideways of course, but that’s our old pal Gym Jordan. He was at a gate at La Guardia this morning. His flight was cancelled, and presumable he was going to try to reroute when the … Continue reading

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Condolances to Gym Jordan

Jordan did not win his match against CA Rep. Kevin McCarthy to become the GOP Minority Leader (self-cancelling phrase if ever there was one!), so to the showers with you, Gym! A rumor yesterday was that Prznint Stupid said that … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Gets Hannity… Endorsement

The much-coveted seal of approval from Trump super-fan boi Sean Hannity has been awarded to Gym Jordan in his quest to become the next Speaker of the House: “If you become the speaker — and look, I will support you … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Did you really think this thru, Ken? https://t.co/KFfJ6sPDlq — Tengrain the Covfefe Boy (@Tengrain) July 27, 2018 And he’s still a man-without-a-coat! On the brite side, we now have our Gym Jordan picture should he somehow … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan To Run For Speaker of the House!

The man without a jacket, Gym ‘I See Nothing’ Jordan is running for the Speaker of the House according to Axios: The state of play: Several leaders of the conservative movement called on Jordan to announce his candidacy in May, … Continue reading

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Alleged White Supremacist Comes To Aid of Alleged Sex-Abuse Enabler

Rep. Steve Scalise, who is noted for speaking to White Supremacist groups, is coming to the aid of Rep. Gym Jordan, who is noted for (ALLEGEDLY) looking the other way as his athletes were sexually abused by their team doctor. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s be clear. At this point in our history, a vote for a Democrat is a vote to support pedophilia & child sex trafficking. We know what’s in your closet Big Reiner! Now comes the pain. … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Conspiracy Theorists, Gym Jordan, Liz '3-fingers' Crokin | 9 Comments