Category Archives: Gym Jordan

Area Man Proves Every Accusation is a Confession

When Gym Jordan became chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, he immediately announced the formation of new “task forces” dedicated to investigating the weaponization of the federal government. Jordan alleges that the FBI has been used as a tool to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Alvin Bragg is not taking any prisoners: Manhattan D.A. sues Congress members for “brazen” attack on Trump prosecution NEW YORK — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg filed a federal lawsuit Tuesday against Rep. Jim Jordan and others … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Gym?

Yup, as predicted this morning, insurgent adjacent yahoo and chipmunk-voiced Gym Jordan and pals have dropped their hammer on Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, while at a GOP retreat nearby Merde-a-Lardo: #BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan, @RepJamesComer, and @RepBryanSteil Demand Communications, Documents, and Testimony … Continue reading

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Republicans Love The Rule of Law, When They Make Up The Laws

In today’s totally predictable news, the Republican Congress now wants to investigate Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, you know, for doing his job. K-Mac (who is really bad at his job) bravely announced that he would direct relevant committees to investigate if any … Continue reading

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The Weaponizing Government Hearings Are Going Swell

Look, if DWS can punch holes in the hearings, anyone can: Matt Taibbi sits there looking stupid after getting his face cracked with receipts of his own words on Joe Rogan’s podcast — chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 9, 2023 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Maybe that committee looking into the Weaponization of the Federal Gubmint might want to look into this: Trump Demanded His Staffers Try And Force Jimmy Kimmel To Stop Making Fun Of Him Few are as thin-skinned as … Continue reading

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Report: Investigating the Weaponizing of The Federal Gubmint Is Going Great

Snerk! GOLDMAN: Mr Baker, when did you retire from the FBI? BAKER: 1999 GOLDMAN: Did smartphones exist back then? BAKER: Of a sort GOLDMAN: Really? BAKER: We had phones GOLDMAN: Do you know what a smartphone is? — Aaron … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Presents: Bread and Circuses

In case you were wondering, the plan appears to hold the Select Subcommittee on The Weaponization of the Federal Gubmint hearings from a Fox News greenroom: The GOP-led House select subcommittee on so-called weaponization of the federal government will draw … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Presents…

So… this happened: House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan on Friday subpoenaed the Department of Justice, the FBI and the Department of Education for documents as part of its investigation into whether a Justice Department strategy to address threats against teachers … Continue reading

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A New Sheriff In Town

So, this is something I didn’t expect to see in my lifetime: This is from the House Judiciary Committee website, specifically the News Tab, and the links are to the Daily Mail, Daily Caller, and Breitbart. The whole circus.

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