Category Archives: Gym Jordan

Gym Jordan Performs ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’ B-B-B-B-Baby

If you want to see a man jump out of his skin when asked a predictable question from a journalist, look no further than Gym Jordan when asked if his call with Hair Füror on January 6 was during the … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Yesterday, four Capitol and Metropolitan Police Department officers recounted their experience fighting off the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol during the first hearing of the House committee investigating the attack. You probably already know what they said, so … Continue reading

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The Quotable Liz Cheney

The most important former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever and ousted 3rd-ranking GOP member of the House, Rep. Liz Cheney (R Blam-Blam) is quoted in yet another book coming out … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading

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The Quotable Carville on Gym Jordan

From Vox: James Carville Tell me this: How is it we have all this talk about Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Matt Gaetz (R-FL)and we don’t talk about Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican speaker of the House in Congress? If Hastert … Continue reading

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

At his West Wing best, Aaron Sorkin couldn’t write this better: Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) goes off on Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) during USPS oversight hearing: “I didn’t vote to overturn an election. And I will not be lectured by … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Gym Jordan!

To celebrate, Jordan plans to not watch the candles get blown, and deny it afterwards.

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Truth for Consquences, Gym Jordan

Amid a deadly pandemic and economic carnage, Jim Jordan says "cancel culture" is "the number one issue for the country to address today" — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 14, 2021 Will someone explain to me why the guy who … Continue reading

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Rep. Jordan Isn’t Running For Senate, We Wonner Why?

Coatless Rep. Gym Jordan will not run for Rob Portman’s old Senate Seat: Rep. Jim Jordan, an Ohio Republican and a fierce Trump defender, won’t run for the US Senate next year to fill the seat of the retiring GOP … Continue reading

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