Category Archives: Gym Jordan

About Last Night…

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Gym Jordan, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

The Quotable Carville on Gym Jordan

From Vox: James Carville Tell me this: How is it we have all this talk about Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Matt Gaetz (R-FL)and we don’t talk about Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican speaker of the House in Congress? If Hastert … Continue reading

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

At his West Wing best, Aaron Sorkin couldn’t write this better: Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) goes off on Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) during USPS oversight hearing: “I didn’t vote to overturn an election. And I will not be lectured by … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

Happy Birthday Gym Jordan!

To celebrate, Jordan plans to not watch the candles get blown, and deny it afterwards.

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Truth for Consquences, Gym Jordan

Amid a deadly pandemic and economic carnage, Jim Jordan says "cancel culture" is "the number one issue for the country to address today" — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 14, 2021 Will someone explain to me why the guy who … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 14 Comments

Rep. Jordan Isn’t Running For Senate, We Wonner Why?

Coatless Rep. Gym Jordan will not run for Rob Portman’s old Senate Seat: Rep. Jim Jordan, an Ohio Republican and a fierce Trump defender, won’t run for the US Senate next year to fill the seat of the retiring GOP … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Gym Jordan, Our Failed Political Press | 5 Comments

Gym Jordan Gets The Spitball He Deserves!

A little throw-away bit from Tiger Beat’s email thingie caught my attention because, well, Gym Jordan is a dull tool and makes it really easy to put his statements back in his face, but usually it is not from one … Continue reading

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Republicans Prepare To Defend The Indefensible!

After weeks of whining that the impeachment process is unfair, stacked against him bigly, and a WITCH HUNT, Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler has kindly invited Prznint Stupid and/or his lawyers to attend and bring-on defense, etc. You’ll never guess … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 3 Comments

Rudderless Republicans Try Wrestling

Republicans announced that coatless Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Locker Room) will temporarily join the intelligence committee for the impeachment hearings, replacing Rick Crawford. Gym Jordan isn’t exactly known as a quick-thinking devil who will brilliantly cross examine anyone, but as a … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Somewhere Gym Jordan Is Smiling

According to Bloomberg, Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr has assembled a team of misfits and broken toys to investigate how the FBI handled their probe into the Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign before it was taken over by … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 8 Comments