Category Archives: Gym Jordan

Report: GOP Worried About ‘Wildly Unfair Redistribution of Wealth Toward Higher-Earning People’

Posted on August 25, 2022 by tengrain

President Handsome Joe Biden announced student loan debt relief for at least 40 MILLION Americans. The Biden administration cancels $10,000 in student-loan debt for borrowers earning less than $125,000 per year cancels $20,000 in debt for those who received Pell … Continue reading →

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Gym Jordan Reveals Circus Plans for 2023

Posted on August 16, 2022 by tengrain

The GOP has revealed their plans if they retake the House: Preserve your documents. pic.twitter.com/FeuIOQE42w — Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) August 15, 2022 Cannot say I’m surprised that jacketless jackass Gym Jordan wants investigations all the way down. Gym Jorday … Continue reading →

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Some Happy Hour Stupid, Gym Jordan

Posted on June 18, 2022 by tengrain

Make his a double: If you didn’t learn anything new, then you knew way too much… https://t.co/rn9qZ0QOYm — David Pepper (@DavidPepper) June 17, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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BREAKING: K-Mac Gets Subpoena’ed

Posted on May 12, 2022 by tengrain

We are totally in uncharted territory, but it feels good? The Jan. 6 select committee has subpoenaed five Republican congressmen, including Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Jim Jordan… In addition to McCarthy and Jordan, the panel sent summons to … Continue reading →

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Republicans Are The Problem

Posted on May 1, 2022 by tengrain

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading →

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Gym Jordan Sends His Regrets To The Jan. 6 Committee

Posted on January 11, 2022 by tengrain

Cover-up expert Rep. Jim (R-OH State Wrestling) has RSVP’ed to the January 6 Committee: pic.twitter.com/aAlnLX0CTk — Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) January 10, 2022 Jordan says that he won’t voluntarily cooperate with the investigation, because laughably he has “no relevant information that would … Continue reading →

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Drip…Drip…Drip

Posted on January 7, 2022 by tengrain

Guys, what we long suspected: The chair of the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol said Thursday that the committee has received information showing that members of Congress met with people who came to Washington to … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 23, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) takes no prisoners: Rep. Eric Swalwell ties Jim Jordan's behavior in the Ohio State wrestling scandal to his 1/6 cover-up, "This is not the first time he has been accused of witnessing a crime and … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: Jim Jordan Gets Invited

Posted on December 22, 2021 by tengrain

FLASH: US House Select Jan 6 Committee seeks information from Rep Jim Jordan (R-OH) Committee says "Jordan was apparently in communication with the former President on 1/6 & he was reportedly involved in efforts to challenge election results" pic.twitter.com/c03Q6APMIy — … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 20, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News First: you need to listen to this: Fascinating Mark Meadows Crimes Splainer fromNicolle Wallace. Mind blowing. Please share.https://t.co/z2qA7FVA2Q — FITZ HERE (@ChrisFi24960366) December 20, 2021 Oh, this is gonna be good: The House select committee investigating the … Continue reading →

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