Category Archives: Gym Jordan

Gym Jordan Performs ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’ B-B-B-B-Baby

Posted on July 31, 2021 by tengrain

If you want to see a man jump out of his skin when asked a predictable question from a journalist, look no further than Gym Jordan when asked if his call with Hair Füror on January 6 was during the … Continue reading →

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About Yesterday…

Posted on July 28, 2021 by tengrain

Yesterday, four Capitol and Metropolitan Police Department officers recounted their experience fighting off the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol during the first hearing of the House committee investigating the attack. You probably already know what they said, so … Continue reading →

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The Quotable Liz Cheney

Posted on July 15, 2021 by tengrain

The most important former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever and ousted 3rd-ranking GOP member of the House, Rep. Liz Cheney (R Blam-Blam) is quoted in yet another book coming out … Continue reading →

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The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Posted on June 29, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 17 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on April 29, 2021 by tengrain

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Gym Jordan, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

The Quotable Carville on Gym Jordan

Posted on April 27, 2021 by tengrain

From Vox: James Carville Tell me this: How is it we have all this talk about Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Matt Gaetz (R-FL)and we don’t talk about Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican speaker of the House in Congress? If Hastert … Continue reading →

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Posted on February 24, 2021 by tengrain

At his West Wing best, Aaron Sorkin couldn’t write this better: Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) goes off on Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) during USPS oversight hearing: “I didn’t vote to overturn an election. And I will not be lectured by … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

Happy Birthday Gym Jordan!

Posted on February 17, 2021 by tengrain

To celebrate, Jordan plans to not watch the candles get blown, and deny it afterwards.

Posted in Gym Jordan, Happy Birthday | 2 Comments

Truth for Consquences, Gym Jordan

Posted on February 15, 2021 by tengrain

Amid a deadly pandemic and economic carnage, Jim Jordan says "cancel culture" is "the number one issue for the country to address today" pic.twitter.com/XqzMy7yRdC — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 14, 2021 Will someone explain to me why the guy who … Continue reading →

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Rep. Jordan Isn’t Running For Senate, We Wonner Why?

Posted on January 28, 2021 by tengrain

Coatless Rep. Gym Jordan will not run for Rob Portman’s old Senate Seat: Rep. Jim Jordan, an Ohio Republican and a fierce Trump defender, won’t run for the US Senate next year to fill the seat of the retiring GOP … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Gym Jordan, Our Failed Political Press | 5 Comments