Category Archives: Governor Goodhair

Thank-you Jeebus: Rick Perry 2016 Goat Rodeo Edition

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Texas Gov. Rick Perry is inviting hundreds of prominent Republican donors and policy experts to a series of gatherings next month that are intended to rebuild his damaged national brand and lay the foundation … Continue reading

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“On the count of 3, smile.”

One… Two…

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And a child shall lead them

Perry demands Obama disavow Holder for inciting racial tension The dateline doesn’t say Niggerhead*… (Raw Story) *The name of Secessionist Theocrat and overall dim bulb Rick Perry’s family hunting lodge in Texas.

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Rick Perry, Singing Fool

Notable theocrat dimwit secessionist Rick Perry can add another achievement to his resume: singing (fool? yes): A bad back doomed any chance Perry stood to break through. It became an open secret that he was using painkillers in sufficient dosages … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Goodhair!

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Thank you Jeebus, for this gift!

Theocrat secessionist numbskull Rick Perry is back in it! (Twitter)

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“Ah’ll give ya’ll…”

(Getty Images) “…three reasons t’ vote fer me.”

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It’s been weeks since Willard 404-ed!

Subtle, Gov. Goodhair, very subtle.

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You cannot make up this stuff

Rick Perry challenges Nancy Pelosi to a presidential debate. Does the dimwit theocrat secessionist think he is running against Nancy now? (The Hill)

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It’s Official: Rick Perry is an idiot

Oh, crap, that’s just sad. Funny as hell, in a sad way.

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