Category Archives: Gomer

The Morning Quote

Huckabee defends History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O: “You know there’s three things you can’t do. You can’t spit into the wind, you can’t climb a ladder leaning toward you or kiss a woman leaning away from you.” “…and I oughta know,” … Continue reading

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Free Parenting Advice From Uncle Sugar

This takes some brass: DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has accused President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, of double standards in parenting, saying in an interview published Tuesday that the first family shelters its … Continue reading

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2016 Goat Rodeo Endorsement: Huckabee

From the Brody File: Can Mike Huckabee win the GOP presidential nomination in 2016? To quote Sarah Palin: “You betcha.” I have one word to sum up Mike Huckabee: “Reaganesque.” Which gives me another opportunity to remind us all that … Continue reading

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2016 Goat Rodeo Rider Is Angry

So Reince, how is that rebranding working out? If I were you (hahahaha), I would take Gomer up on his offer and kick him out of your club. Something like:

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

I wonder if secret squirrel-fryer Mike Huckabee realizes that he is advocating for sedition?

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Yeah, he’s running

.@GovMikeHuckabee says men like to go hunt/fish with other men. “Women like to go to the restroom with other women.” #iapolitics #iacaucus — Kathie Obradovich (@KObradovich) April 9, 2014 There’s no other explanation for this kind of creepy sexism. I … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

I’m not against anybody. I’m really not. I’m not a hater. I’m not homophobic.” –Diabetes hate-burger enthusiast, theocratic Uncle Sugar, and 2016 Goat Rodeo Contestant Mike Huckabee Who then adds this gem: “But … when people say, ‘Why don’t you … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote – the Keep Digging edition

“I’ve twice run against women opponents, and it’s a very different kind of approach,” he tells me. Different how? “For those of us who have some chivalry left, there’s a level of respect. … You treat some things as a … Continue reading

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Uncle Sugar: Now A 2016 Contender

The latest survey from Democratic PPP released Wednesday showed the former Arkansas governor surging among Republican voters nationwide in the wake of his head-scratching comment about the female libido. According to the poll, 16 percent of GOP primary voters said … Continue reading

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Oh, snap!

If Mike Huckabee ever wants to meet Uncle Sugar, he need only look in the mirror. –Bill Sher, writing in Campaign for America’s Future about the time when then Gov. Huckabee signed a law mandating Arkansas insurance plans provide contraception … Continue reading

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